Animals quotes

“Oh. I've never seen one before, outside the circus or the zoo. They're so majestic. So indestructible. They're part of the earth. They make us feel like perverse little creatures from another planet. Without any dignity. Makes one believe in God.”

Jeff Fahey - Pete Verrill

“- Jewel: Incredible! You would rather be with a... a... a human than with your own kind!
- Blu: Well, that human has given me love and affection for the past fifteen years, whereas my own kind tries to strangle me after fifteen seconds.”
Anne Hathaway - Jewel
Jesse Eisenberg - Blu

“- David Clark: What the fuck is that?
- Brad Gurdlinger: Oh, my orca. Yeah, I bought an orca. I make a lot of money.
- David Clark: So you bought a whale?
- Brad Gurdlinger: Well, I don't like sports cars.”
Jason Sudeikis - David Clark
Ed Helms - Brad Gurdlinger

“- Hector Cyr: Let's not overlook the fact that he didn't eat me.
- Jack Wells: 'Cause he just ate a cow, stupid!”

Oliver Platt - Hector Cyr
Bill Pullman - Jack Wells

“- Cowboy: You were right, I was a brain dead redneck asshole. Though I never screwed a sheep or my sister.
- Heather Mooney: Why not, couldn't catch 'em?”
Justin Theroux - Cowboy
Janeane Garofalo - Heather Mooney

“No! He would kill you like a small dog. Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick!”
Hui Lou Chen - Master Tang

“- Walt: You know, some people say that he talks to the animals. The aborigines call him Jabba-Jahda-Ah-Der-Ahd, which means The Crocodile Who Walks Like a Man.
- Rico: If what you say is true, it's lucky we brought the Kryptonite.”

John Meillon - Walter Reilly
Hechter Ubarry - Luis Rico

“I love chimpanzees. I'm also afraid of them. And it's appropriate to be afraid of them.”
Freida Pinto - Caroline Aranha

“A daughter is one thing, a heifer is another!”
Brian Glover - Amorous Boy's Father

“They pretend they're going to always be there for you, and then one day they pack up and move away and take their love with them, and leave their declawed cat to fend for herself! They leave her, wondering what she did wrong.”

Susie Essman - Mittens

“- Blu: You see, who needs flying?
- Jewel: Birds! Birds need flying. Flying is... err... freedom, and, and not having to rely on anyone. Don't you want that?
- Blu: Hmm, I don't know. Sounds a little lonely.”
Jesse Eisenberg - Blu
Anne Hathaway - Jewel

“- Sydney Small Mammals: Please, this is a wild animal! You get too close, it'll give you a nasty nip!
- Rollo Lee: A safety pin would give me a nasty nip, Lotterby. I'll tell you what fierce is, fierce is biting the whole hand off!”
Robert Lindsay - Sydney Small Mammals
John Marwood Cleese - Rollo Lee

“- Oldsen: Why don't we kill it? Hit it with something hard...
- Mac MacIntyre: You've already done that with a two-ton automobile!”

Peter Capaldi - Oldsen
Peter Riegert - Mac

“- Dewey: It just got away from me.
- Connie: It got away from you? It's a train, Dewey, not a chipmunk!”
Ethan Suplee - Dewey
Rosario Dawson - Connie

“A long long time ago, the Earth was ruled by dinosaurs. They were big, so not a lot of people went around hassling 'em. Actually, no people went around hassling 'em 'cause there weren't any people yet.”
Dan Castellaneta - Narrator

“- Alfred: Why bats, Master Wayne?
- Bruce Wayne: Bats frighten me. It's time my enemies shared my dread.”
Sir Michael Caine - Alfred
Christian Bale - Bruce Wayne

“- Lisa Simpson: I could say this rock keeps tigers away!
- Homer Simpson: Oh yeah, how does it work?
- Lisa Simpson: It doesn't. It's just a stupid rock! But I don't see any tigers around here, do you?
- Homer Simpson: Lisa, I'd like to buy your rock...”
Yeardley Smith - Lisa Simpson
Dan Castellaneta - Homer Simpson

“Caesar shows cognitive skills that far exceed that of a human counterpart. The drug in his system has radicly boosted healthy brain functions.”
James Franco - Will Rodman

“Those balls are sensational. To a lion, these balls are called a sack lunch.”

Steve Zahn - Peter Gaulke

“- Linda: Actually, it's the brains I'm more attracted to. I'm not so impressed by fancy feathers.
- Tulio: I know exactly what you mean. My favorite bird is a spotted owl. I've always been mesmerized by those big, round, intelligent eyes.”
Leslie Mann - Linda
Rodrigo Santoro - Tulio

“- Mr. Smith: You want to know the difference between this luxury car and a porcupine?
- Donna Quitano: I give up.
- Mr. Smith: With the car, the prick's on the inside.”
Clive Owen - Smith
Monica Bellucci - Donna Quintano

“- Akron Doctor: She's as healthy as a horse.
- Harry Sears: And you should know. He used to be the official vet at Pimlico. You're way ahead. You're lucky he didn't shoot you.”

Jonathan Terry - Akron Doctor
Peter Falk - Harry Sears

“Pouncer Pouncer the wonder cat. I'm so glad you're not a rat, or a bat, or too fat.”

Grace Johnston - Victoria Essex

“Those things are always waiting on something to die, so they can eat it, right? Weird... what a weird job.”

Billy Bob Thornton - Jacob

“No hugging, dear. I'm British. We only show affection to dogs and horses.”
Dame Eileen Atkins - Jocelyn Dashwood