Animals quotes

“- Finnegan: I once saw a guy put a fish in a bottle. He corked it, sealed it tight, and threw it to a baby octopus inside a fish tank. The octopus... he felt his way all around that bottle. In less than two minutes, he got the cork off, slid inside, and ate the fish.
- Pantucci: And your moral of this story is...?
- Trillian St. James: We're the...” (continue)(continue reading)
Treat Williams - John Finnegan
Kevin J. O'Connor - Joey Pantucci
Famke Janssen - Trillian St. James

“- Pongo: What? 99? Where did they all come from?
- Perdita: What on earth would she want with so many?
- Spotty: She's gonna make coats out of us!”
Rod Taylor - Pongo
Cate Bauer - Perdita
Rickie Sorensen - Spotty

“This is me. I think it's apparent that I need to rethink my life a little bit. What's my problem? First of all, I'm a rat. Which means, life is hard. Second, I have a highly developed sense of taste and smell.”
Patton Oswalt - Remy

“- Pelican Man: I used to be a pelican, what were you?
- Browning: Jesus Christ!
- Pelican Man: Really?”

Albin Pahernik - Pelican Man
Chevy Chase - Browning

“I am not an animal.”
Matthew Causey - Pondo

“If a frog had wings, it wouldn't bump its ass a- hoppin'.”
Trey Wilson - Nathan Arizona, Sr.

“I have to warn you, I may be small, but I can be ferocious if provoked.”
Elizabeth Daily - Babe

“* Jesup: Horses are faster.
- Mathayus: But camels are smarter.”
Branscombe Richmond - Jesup
The Rock - Mathayus

“- Max: Dolphins are fish!
- Becca: No, they're not!
- Max: They live in water!
- Becca: That doesn't mean they're fish!”
Max Burkholder - Max
Hailey Noelle Johnson - Becca

“Did not know who he was fuckin' with.”

Vin Diesel - Richard B. Riddick

“- Aramis: Young Louis was given a baby crocodile from Egypt. The queen dropped it in a sewer, and it's been living off whatever it can find ever since.
- Bonacieux: Something kept dragging the poor workers away. All we ever found were bones.
- D'Artagnan: Crocodiles attack from behind.”
Nick Moran - Aramis
Bill Treacher - Bonacieux
Justin Chambers - D'Artagnan

“- Henry Roth: Ula! Get back to cleaning the pool! And if that's one of your special brownies, don't let any of the dolphins eat that!
- Ula: How do you think I get the dolphins to do double-flips and play with the white kids?”
Adam Sandler - Henry Roth
Rob Schneider - Ula

“You know, there was a man that lived here once that had a prize-fighting kangaroo. Well, you just wouldn't believe what that kangaroo did to this courtyard!”
Ann Miller - Coco

“- Chester Greenburg: Look, a unicorn!
[Mr. Pizzacoli looks]
- Mr. Pizzacoli: A unicorn?
- Chester Greenburg: Sorry, I guess it was just a regular horse.”
Seann William Scott - Chester Greenburg
John Toles-Bey - Mr. Pizzacoli

“- Blu: I would love to go five minutes without almost getting killed! Is that too much to ask?
- Jewel: For a bird who can't fly? Oh, yeah!”
Jesse Eisenberg - Blu
Anne Hathaway - Jewel

“- Les Grossman - Grossman's Office: A nutless monkey could do your job. Now, go get drunk and take credit at all the parties.
- Studio Executive Rob Slolom - Vietnam Crew: I wouldn't do that.
- Les Grossman - Grossman's Office: Ah... joking.
- Studio Executive Rob Slolom - Vietnam Crew: Ah, there he is! Funny. You're a funny guy.
- Les Grossman...” (continue)(continue reading)
Tom Cruise - Les Grossman - Grossman's Office
Bill Hader - Studio Executive Rob Slolom - Vietnam Crew

“- Simba: Man, I'm stuffed.
- Pumbaa: Me, too. I ate like a pig.
- Simba: Pumbaa, you are a pig.”
Matthew Broderick - Simba
Ernie Sabella - Pumbaa

“A giant meteorite struck the Earth. Goodbye dinosaurs! But what if the dinosaurs weren't all destroyed? What if the impact of that meteor created a parallel dimension where the dinosaurs continued to thrive and evolve into intelligent, vicious, and aggressive beings... just like us? And hey, what if they found a way back?”
Dan Castellaneta - Narrator

“Did you know pigs are as smart as dogs? It's true. I knew this guy in El Capitan who taught his pig to bark at strangers.”
Casey Siemaszko - Charles 'Charley' Bowdre

“- Cruella de Vil: Alonso, I need you.
- Alonzo: I'm yours.
- Cruella de Vil: Banish yourself with a torch, large sack and rubber soled shoes; meanwhile I need a furrier, oh, and I know just where to find him.”
Glenn Close - Cruella de Vil
Tim McInnerny - Alonzo

“- Israel Swan: If you don't find a nice girl in Colorado, just remember, there's plenty of mountain sheep.
- George Noon: How big of mountain sheep?”
Jon Hegel - Isreal Swan
Dian Bachar - George Noon

“- Dr. Fish: I have to interpret why the dog is whining. He can't tell me.
- Lucky: What's to tell? There's a thermometer! It's in my butt!”
Jeffrey Tambor - Dr. Fish
Norm MacDonald - Lucky

“- Titch: I'd wish for a puppy.
- Ergo: Only one puppy? If you're wishing why not wish for a hundred?
- Titch: Only want one.
- Ergo: Well that's a foolish wish. And you, Rell, what would you wish for?
- Rell the Cyclops: Ignorance.”
Graham McGrath - Titch
David Battley - Ergo
Bernard Bresslaw - Cyclops

“- Stripes: But I am a horse... a racehorse!
- Sir Trenton: You're no racehorse! You're lunch for a lion and that's about it.”
Frankie Muniz - Stripes
Fred Thompson - Sir Trenton

“- Charles Xavier: Henry, this is Logan. He's, uh...
- Dr. Henry 'Hank' McCoy: Wolverine. I hear you are quite an animal.
- Logan: Look who's talkin'.”
Sir Patrick Stewart - Charles Xavier
Kelsey Grammer - Dr. Henry 'Hank' McCoy
Hugh Jackman - Logan