Animals quotes
746 animals quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: The Gods Must Be Crazy
“The rhino is the self appointed fire prevention officer. When he sees a fire, he rushes in and stamps it out.”
- From the movie: The 40-Year-Old Virgin
We went to Tijuana, Mexico, you know? And we thought it would be fun, you know, to go to a show. Everybody says "you gotta check out one of these shows". And... it's a woman fuckin' a horse. We get there and we think it's gonna be awesome and... it is not as cool as it sounds like it's gonna be. It's kinda gross.
- From the movie: American Pie 2
“Guests bring food. Food attracts animals. This one time, a bear came. And then the bear had to be destroyed. Which means they shot it in the head with a rifle, and killed it, and it died.”
- From the movie: Food of the Gods II
“Animals have rights! Animals have rights!”
- From the movie: Vegas Vacation
“Have you ever swam with the dolphins? Them things are hard to catch!”
- From the movie: The Mighty Quinn
“- Dr. Raj: You may cut a man's head off, but it doesn't necessarily mean that you kill him. Especially if he's already dead, which appears to be the case in this case. The victim died suddenly, but not instantaneously, due to a combination of searing, profound pain, and the emotional shock of seeing his arm turn deeply cyanotic. Uh, that means...” (continue)(continue reading)
- From the movie: Wedding Crashers
“- John Beckwith: Why can't we hunt something cool like a hawk or an eagle, something with some talons?
- Jeremy Grey: That'd be awesome. We could get something like big game. Even like a gorilla or a rhinoceros or a fucking human being! That'll get you jacked up.” - From the movie: The Gods Must Be Crazy II
- From the movie: Babe
“There was a time not so long ago when pigs were afforded no respect, except by other pigs; they lived their whole lives in a cruel and sunless world. In those days pigs believed that the sooner they grew large and fat, the sooner they'd be taken into Pig Paradise, a place so wonderful that no pig had ever thought to come back.”
- From the movie: Where the Wild Things Are
“I don't talk to owls. Owls are stupid.”
- From the movie: Serial
“- Harvey Holroyd: You know Kate, and the way she feels about polluting the atmosphere.
- Sam Stone: What has the atmosphere ever done for you?
- Harvey Holroyd: Not much lately.
- Sam Stone: You know, Angela's on that ecology committee, too. Big deal. Last month they saved the condor. You ever see a condor?
- Harvey Holroyd: Not up close.
- Sam...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Leaves of Grass
“We are animals, Professor Kincaid... with brains that trick us into thinking we aren't.”
- From the movie: Bring It On: All or Nothing
“You named your dog after a shoe?”
- From the animation: A Bug's Life
- From the movie: Strange Wilderness
“Monkeys make up over 80% of the world's monkey population.”
- From the movie: Free Willy
“- Rae Lindley: You like whales?
- Jesse: I like him.
- Rae Lindley: Well, he doesn't like anybody, so stay away from him. You see, Willy's a case. A very special case.
- Jesse: So? Who isn't?” - From the animation: Madagascar
- From the movie: Patch Adams
“What could they want? Your nuts?”
- From the movie: 28 Days
“- Oliver: You believe in killing animals?
- Gwen Cummings: Yes.
- Oliver: For clothing?
- Gwen Cummings: Absolutely.
- Oliver: So do I.” - From the movie: That Thing You Do!
“Oh, I'm not here with these fellas. I've got a pig in competition over at the livestock pavilion, and I am gonna win that blue ribbon!”
- From the movie: Carpool
“- Franklin Laszlo: We could use a nut like you down at the carnival. Ever bite the head off a chicken?
- Mr. Hammerman: Not lately.” - From the movie: Irreversible
- From the movie: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
“- Raoul Duke: Look, there's two women fucking a polar bear!
- Dr. Gonzo: Don't tell me these things. Not now man.” - From the movie: 102 Dalmatians
“I just realized I'm not a rottweiler after all! I'm a retriever!”
- From the movie: At the Circus
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