Animals quotes

“I've learned a person can pretty much survive off of a goat. A goat gives you company, and milk, and cheese... and when you need it, good meat.”
Dame Eileen Atkins - Maddy

“You're not even a real rhino! You're just a lot of smoke and noise! I'm not afraid of you!”

Paul Terry - James

“- Nick: Imagine a world before chickens - a chickenless, eggless world...
- Fetcher: I am - and it's horrible.”
Timothy Spall - Nick
Phil Daniels - Fetcher

“- Kenny: [to a horse] Hey, girl! You hungry?
- Overweight Woman: [walking by and overhears] Fuck you, nigga!
- Kenny: I'm sorry! I was talking to the horse.”
Harland Williams - Kenny Davis
Jenni Burke - Overweight Woman

“I wasn't talking to you, Deeds. I was talking to that squirrel over there.
[points at a goat]”
Steve Buscemi - Crazy Eyes

“- T.K. Law: You were shot. You need to be examined.
- Gabriel Law: You can do it.
- T.K. Law: Um, newsflash. I'm a vet. You're not a dog.”
Carla Gugino - T.K. Law
Jet Li - Gabriel Yulaw

“- Charlie Johnson: I have someone for you.
- Bob Rueland: No, Charlie, no.
- Charlie Johnson: Come on, she's smart, she has a great body, intelligent, great body... you gotta start going out! She's really great, her cat was a patient of mine!
- Bob Rueland: I'm a dog person.”
David Alan Grier - Charlie Johnson
David Duchovny - Bob Rueland

“- Ellie: We were right. They had the ability to vocalize.
- Dr. Grant: I'm convinced that's the key to their social intelligence.
- Ellie: Which explains why they could work together as a team.
- Dr. Grant: And coordinate their attacks to the prey wouldn't know what was going on.
- Ellie: They could talk to each other.
- Dr. Grant: To a degree...” (continue)(continue reading)

Laura Dern - Ellie
Sam Neill - Dr. Alan Grant

- Jeffrey: Darius is a dancer. He's in "Cats".
- Sterling: Exactly. I said you needed a boyfriend, not a person.
Steven Weber - Jeffrey
Sir Patrick Stewart - Sterling

“There is much to be learned from beasts.”
Gary Leonard Oldman - Dracula

“- Indiana Jones: There's a big snake in the plane, Jock!
- Jock: Oh, that's just my pet snake Reggie.
- Indiana Jones: I hate snakes, Jock! I hate 'em!
- Jock: Come on! Show a little backbone, will ya!”
Harrison Ford - Indiana Jones
Fred Sorenson - Jock

“- Buldeo: Shere Khan! King of tigers!
- Nathoo: He's angry because these men with their guns have gone into his jungle and killed more than they can eat.
- Buldeo: What does a tiger care? A few animals here or there.
- Nathoo: Would you allow someone to break into your house and steal your food?”
Stefan Kalipha - Buldeo
Faran Tahir - Nathoo

“Everybody panic! Oh my God, there's a bear loose in the coliseum! There will be no refunds! Your refund will be escaping this deathtrap with your life! If you have a small child, use it as a shield! They love the tender meat!”
Will Ferrell - Jackie Moon

“- Paul Kirby: What are you doing? Those things are after us because of those.
- Dr. Grant: Those things know we have the eggs. I drop them in the river, they'll still be after us.
- Paul Kirby: What if they catch us with 'em?
- Dr. Grant: What is they catch us without 'em?”

William H. Macy - Paul Kirby
Sam Neill - Dr. Alan Grant

“- Gen. Joseph 'Fighting Joe' Wheeler: You stole this hog!
- Eli: We caught the gator and the snake.
- Gen. Joseph 'Fighting Joe' Wheeler: Snake?
- Eli: Footless animal stew, sir.”

Gary Busey - Gen. Joseph Wheeler
Geoffrey Lewis - Eli

“- Drew Halbert: What are you doing?
- Jesse: Making a call. Willy likes the sound of my harmonica playing. When he hears it, he knows it's me.
- Drew Halbert: So you think you're gonna play that sound on the hydrophone.
- Jesse: Uh huh.
- Drew Halbert: And he's just gonna come running.”
Annie Corley - Drew Halbert
Jason James Richter - Jesse

“- Eric: Do you know what this is?
- Dr. Grant: That's a raptor claw. I used to have one. A fossil.
- Eric: Mine is new.”
Trevor Morgan - Eric Kirby
Sam Neill - Dr. Alan Grant

“- James: What are they?
- Old Man: Crocodile tongues.
- James: Tongues?
- Old Man: Long, slimy crocodile tongues boiled in the skull of a dead witch for 40 days and 40 nights. And, the gizard of a pig, the fingers of a young monkey, the beak of a parrot and three spoonfuls of sugar, and then, let the moon do the rest.”
Paul Terry - James
Pete Postlethwaite - Old Man

“- Lars Smuntz: I don't believe it. He snapped the trap, ate the olive and left the pit just to mock us!
- Ernie Smuntz: I think you're giving him a little too much credit. Mice don't mock. They don't have a sense of humor or irony.”
Lee Evans - Lars Smuntz
Nathan Lane - Ernie Smuntz

“- Doc Hopper: Isn't that splendid? Just splendid! Just take a look at it.
- Kermit the Frog: All I can see are millions of frogs with tiny crutches.”

Charles Durning - Doc Hopper
Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog

“Damn, did you know that you could have seven million termites living in your house and not even know it until you fall right through the corridor floor on your way to the kitchen?”

Will Smith - Muhammad Ali

“- Alex: So how come they call you rabbit?
- David 'Future' Porter: Cause he's fast and he likes to fuck a lot.”

Brittany Murphy - Alex
Mekhi Phifer - David 'Future' Porter

“You know how my mom can communicate with animals? Apparently they don't like being eaten.”
Danielle Panabaker - Layla

“Was there an owl in here last night?”
Christopher Walken - Whitley Strieber

“- Capt. T.C. Doyle: Does anybody else here know how to work an elephant?
- Harvey (H.A.) Ashford: I was in love with a fat woman once, but she never listened to me.”
Ray Liotta - Capt. T.C. Doyle
Doug E. Doug - SP4 Harvey (H.A.) Ashford