Animals quotes

“- Professor Porter: Looks like a man but walks like an ape. He could be the missing link!
- Clayton: Or our link to the gorillas.”
Nigel Hawthorne - Professor Porter
Brian Blessed - Clayton

“If that comes out your front, I don't even want to know what's coming out the back.”

Wanda Sykes - Rita

“An extinct animal brought back to life has no rights. It exists because we made it. We patented it. We own it.”
Arliss Howard - Peter Ludlow

“I'm so happy! I... I feel 10 inches tall!”

Michael J. Fox - Stuart Little

“- Jay: Why the big secret? People are smart. They can handle it.
- Kay: A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it.”
Will Smith - Jay
Tommy Lee Jones - Kay

- Steve "Fink" Finklestein: Somehow I cloned a batch of monkey frogs.
- Todd Wolfhouse: They hand out Nobel prizes for stuff like that?
Steve Lemme - Steve "Fink" Finklestein
Erik Stolhanske - Todd Wolfhouse

“This is people food, not mouse food.”

Jason Flemyng - Henry Creedlow

“- Blackberry: Men have always hated us.
- Capt. Holly: No. They just destroyed the warren because we were in their way.
- Fiver: They'll never rest until they've spoiled the earth.”
Simon Cadell - Blackberry
John Bennett - Capt. Holly
Richard Briers - Fiver

“- Dracula: I heard a rooster crow.
- Cindy Sondheim: A rooster? In New York City?”
George Hamilton - Dracula
Susan Saint James - Cindy Sondheim

“A bear in his natural habitat. A Studebaker!”

Frank Oz - Fozzie Bear

“- Sarah Whittle: Alan, you wrestled an alligator for me.
- Alan Parrish: It was a crocodile. Alligators don't have that little fringe on their hind leg.
- Sarah Whittle: My mistake.”
Bonnie Hunt - Sarah Whittle
Robin Williams - Alan Parrish

“- J.T.: We're in for, uh... What do you call deer murder?
- Jeff Andrews: Bambicide.
- J.T.: Right. Bambicide, right. And conspiracy to deprive a furry woodland creature of its civil rights.”
Adam LeFevre - J.T.
Mark Arnott - Jeff

“- Dwayne: I believe someone phoned about an animal problem? The solution is standing before you. Dwayne LaFontaine is here.
- Gladys: Where have you been? I am throwing a Welcome to the Neighborhood party tomorrow, and so far, Debbie's car has killed more animals than you have.
- Dwayne: Stand down, sister. I personally guarantee that there...” (continue)(continue reading)
Thomas Haden Church - Dwayne
Allison Janney - Gladys

“- Wayne Campbell: Here we are, at Piccadilly Circus!
- Garth Algar: Wow, what a shitty circus.
- Wayne Campbell: Good call. There's no animals or clowns! What a ripoff!”

Mike Myers - Wayne Campbell
Dana Carvey - Garth Algar

“- Montgomery: Well, things didn't work out. Moreau wanted to turn animals into humans and humans into gods. But it's instinct and reason, instinct and reason. What's reason to a dog?
- Azazello: To hunt. To kill, master. To run with the pack.
- Montgomery: I wanna go to Dog Heaven!”
Val Kilmer - Montgomery
Temuera Morrison - Azazello

“- Thor: There's five stinking apes out there. Which one are we taking to Vegas?
- Max: The one who's playing chess!”

Abraham Benrubi - Thor
Greg Cruttwell - Max

“I'm a civilian, not a trout - you have no authority over me whatsoever.”

Oliver Platt - Hector Cyr

“T-Rex doesn't want to be fed. He wants to hunt. Can't just suppress 65 million years of gut instinct.”
Sam Neill - Grant

“- Janine Melnitz: You are so great with kids.
- Louis Tully: Oh, thanks, I practiced with my hamster.”
Annie Potts - Janine Melnitz
Rick Moranis - Louis Tully

“- Skip Donahue: I should have told you in your office! My mother was a veterinarian! I can't have anything to do with the exploitation of animals, she'd turn over in her grave!
- Warden Walter Beatty: I don't believe you heard me correctly. This is very important to me!
- Skip Donahue: Important to you? My mother is watching over every step I...” (continue)(continue reading)

Gene Wilder - Skip Donahue
Barry Corbin - Warden Walter Beatty

“- Sheriff Hank Keough: I never heard of a crocodile crossing an ocean.
- Hector Cyr: Well, they conceal information like that in books.”
Brendan Gleeson - Sheriff Hank Keough
Oliver Platt - Hector Cyr

“- Vince Ricardo: I was in the jungle - the bush we called it - for approximately nine months...
- Sheldon Kornpett: Nine months! That must have really been something!
- Vince Ricardo: It was. I saw things... They have tsetse flies down there the size of eagles.”
Peter Falk - Vince Ricardo
Alan Arkin - Sheldon Kornpett

“- Manny: Mammoths can't go extinct; we're the biggest animals on Earth.
- Diatryma Mom: Uh, what about the dinosaurs?
- Manny: The dinosaurs got cocky. They made enemies.”
Ray Romano - Manny
Debi Derryberry - Diatryma Mom

“Has anybody ever asked yourself why your old man doesn't eat eggs? Because they come from chickens, and if there's one thing I hate more than eggs, it is chickens. Twenty-five years I sold chickens. My whole life, one way or another, has been about chickens, and I hate 'em! They're filthy, they're stupid, they're rats with a good reputation.”
Jim Haynie - Jake McDermott

“- Ned Turner: Will, I've herad the suckers on a tentacles are like the claws on a tiger.
- Will Gleason: Compared to suckers on a tentacle, claws are nothing Mr. Turner.”
John Huston - Ned Turner
Bo Hopkins - Will Gleason