Animals quotes
746 animals quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: Kangaroo Jack
“I just got my ass kicked by a marsupial.”
- From the movie: Summer of Sam
“- Anthony: Hey, Ritch, why buying the cow when everybody else is gettin' the milk and steaks for free?
- Richie: I like the cow.” - From the movie: Cats Don't Dance
“- Danny: I hear Farley Wink gets good parts for animals.
- Frances: If you call hanging from a hook a good part.” - From the movie: Stand by Me
“- Gordie: Mickey's a mouse, Donald's a duck, Pluto's a dog. What's Goofy?
- Teddy: Goofy's a dog. He's definitely a dog.
- Chris: He can't be a dog. He drives a car and wears a hat.
- Vern: Oh, God. That's weird. What the hell is Goofy?” - From the movie: BASEketball
“I've always dreamed of big game hunting. How about killing an endangered species? Like a Bald Eagle or a Giant Panda!”
- From the movie: Stir Crazy
“A bull is the most evil, disgusting, and crafty sucka in the world. He'll snot on you, fart on you, do anything he can to mash out your brain. The worst kind of bull is the one that won't do nothin'. Just stand there. Look at you! That means he's studyin' you. Soakin' up your weak spots and rememberin' 'em for the time he gets to prance on your...” (continue)(continue reading)
- From the movie: Two if by Sea
“- Roz: Oh, these are so cute!
- Frank: Honey, puppies are cute. These are just cheeseburgers with legs.” - From the movie: Gangster No. 1
“- Eddie Miller: Who is it?
- Young Gangster: It's the big bad wolf.” - From the movie: The Lion King
“- Zazu: Checking in with the morning report.
- Mufasa: Fire away.
- Zazu: Well the buzz from the bees is that the leopards are in a bit of a spot. And the baboons are going ape over this. Of course, the giraffes are acting like they're above it all... The tick birds are pecking on the elephants. I told the elephants to forget it, but they can't....” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Get Real
- From the movie: Tommy Boy
“- Tommy: Where are we gonna take the deer?
- Richard: I dunno, the vet?
- Tommy: You take dead animals to the vet?
- Richard: Why not? I'd take you to the vet.
- Tommy: Yeah I'll take you to the... Um...
- Richard: Got that?
- Tommy: Shut up.” - From the movie: Little Nemo: Adventures in Slumberland
- From the movie: Arachnophobia
“- Dr. James Atherton: 24 hour ant.
- Jerry Manley: They bite?
- Dr. James Atherton: They kill, Mr. Manley, in sufficient numbers.” - From the movie: Harry and the Hendersons
“You're wrong. I was like you! I almost killed him myself. But it would've been murder. He's not an animal!”
- From the movie: Food of the Gods II
- From the movie: Dr. T and the Women
“Last week there were so many turkeys you could spit and be able to feed fifty.”
- From the movie: The Man with Two Brains
“- Dr. Necessiter: As you know, my research has advanced to a point where I can put her mind into the body of a gorilla.
- Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: I couldn't fuck a gorilla.” - From the movie: Wolfen
- From the movie: Moonraker
- From the movie: Ishtar
“- Chuck Clarke: You mean you bought a camel?
- Lyle Rogers: No, I didn't really buy it. They sold it to me! I think that something went wrong and now I own a blind camel. A blind camel!” - From the movie: Lilo & Stitch
“- Nani: We need something that can defend itself. Something that won't die. Something... sturdy... you know?
- Lilo: Like a lobster!
- Nani: Lilo, Lilolo! Do we have a lobster door? No! We have a dog door! We are getting a dog!” - From the movie: Bad Boys II
- From the movie: Dude, Where's My Car?
“- Mr. Pizzacoli: A trained dolphin could do a better job than you two!
- Jesse Montgomery III: Yeah, but then the pizzas would get all wet.” - From the movie: A Christmas Story
- From the movie: Eight Legged Freaks
“- Deputy Pete Willis: They're not aliens, they're spiders mutated by contaminated waste!
- Harlan Griffith: That's probably a more logical explanation!”
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