Animals quotes

“Here's your body count Captain. Three chickens and a duck!”
Stan Shaw - Tyrone Washington

“You just stay here with the pork. They're smarter than you anyway. You might learn something.”
Casey Siemaszko - Charles 'Charley' Bowdre

“Don't worry, Cowboy, a little water never hurt the penguins.”

“- Dr. Jo Harding: Cow.
[a cow flies by in the storm]
- Dr. Jo Harding: Another cow.
- Bill Harding: Actually I think that was the same one.”

Helen Hunt Jackson - Dr. Jo Harding
Bill Paxton - Bill Harding

“This is my ant farm. Now ants are amazing. They can carry 50 times their own weight and they work for weeks and weeks building these intricate little tunnels.”
Trinidad Silva - Raul Hernandez

“Oh my God, it's a Republican!”

Amelia Campbell - Margaret Truman

“- Danny: I thought Hollywood was always looking for new talent.
- Woolie Mammoth: Ah, talented people, not animals. You see, the spotlight will never be on fellows like you and me, and it's foolish to think otherwise, Danny.”
Scott Bakula - Danny
John Rhys-Davies - Woolie Mammoth

“- Boone: I hunt animals, you know.
- Mowgli: Maybe someday, you hunt me.”
Cary Elwes - Boone
Jason Scott Lee - Mowgli

“- Helen 'Mama' Boucher: Bobby, deh ever catch dat gorilla that busted outa da zoo and punched you in da eye?
- Robert 'Bobby' Boucher Jr.: No Mama, the search continues.”
Kathy Bates - Helen 'Mama' Boucher
Adam Sandler - Robert 'Bobby' Boucher Jr.

“You know, at one time, I used to break into pet shops to liberate the canaries. But I decided that was an idea way before its time. Zoos are full, prisons are overflowing. Oh my, how the world still dearly loves a cage.”
Ruth Gordon - Maude

- Karen White: There was howling just a minute ago.
- R. William "Bill" Neill: It was probably somebody's stray dog.
- Karen White: It didn't sound like any dog I've ever heard before.
- R. William "Bill" Neill: Honey, you're from Los Angeles. The wildest thing you've ever heard is Wolfman Jack. This is the country.
Dee Wallace - Karen White
R. William "Bill" Neill - R. William "Bill" Neill

“If a dragon falls in the forest and nobody gets to hear about it, does it make a thud?”
Pete Postlethwaite - Gilbert of Glockenspur

“- Everett: No, thank you, Delmar. A third of a gopher would only arouse my appetite without beddin' 'er back down.
- Delmar O'Donnell: Oh, you can have the whole thing. Me and Pete already had one apiece. We ran across a whole... gopher village.”

George Clooney - Everett
Tim Blake Nelson - Delmar O'Donnell

“- Finnegan Bell: That's a big cat! That's the biggest cat I've ever seen! What do you feed it?
- Ms. Dinsmoor: Other cats.”
Ethan Hawke - Finnegan Bell

“- Weaver: What are you bitching about? In case you haven't noticed, we ants are running the show. We're the Lords of the Earth.
- Z: Hey, don't talk to me about Earth, okay, because I just spent all day hauling it around.”
Sylvester Stallone - Weaver
Woody Allen - Z

“- Rick Deckard: Is this a real snake?
- Zhora: Of course it's not real. You think I would be working in a place like this if I could afford a real snake?”
Harrison Ford - Rick Deckard
Joanna Cassidy - Zhora

So the grizzly bear, he walks out of the room. Well, now, the panda bear is just sitting there, he thinks to himself , "this is odd". And then, what do you know, the phone rings. You know who it is? It's the polar bear, and the polar bear. he says to the panda bear, "I didn't know it was a koala bear!". Get it? "Koala"? Wocka wocka!
Frank Oz - Fozzie

“Every primitive culture known to man deified them: ancient China, Egypt, Australia, Asia... Going back in history, crocodiles have been more worshipped than Jesus.”
Bridget Fonda - Kelly Scott

“- Billy Bob: I sure do love that dog.
- Mox: I think it's a pig.
- Billy Bob: Yeah.”
Ron Lester - Billy Bob
James Van Der Beek - Mox

“- Doc Hopper: Maybe this frog does everything. He talks, he sings, he dances, he tells jokes, he even rides a bicycle. Max, find me a frog and a bear in a tan Studebaker.
- Max: Gee, Doc, all I can see is a frog and a bear in a rainbow-colored Studebaker.”

Charles Durning - Doc Hopper
Austin Pendleton - Max

“I don't think I could ever shoot a gun, I don't care... I can't understand guys like Hart, who go out and shoot things, like Bambi and Thumper... and that cute little skunk?”

Lily Tomlin - Violet Newstead

“We're going outside? Without a human? Could be kind of dangerous, you know, in a lethally sort of way.”

Glenne Headly - Zootie

“Chasing sheep is a tiresome habit best left to shepherds.”

Hugh Fraser - Mr Talmann

“- Ghost Dog: You know, in ancient cultures, bears were considered equal with men.
- Hunter: This ain't no ancient culture here, mister.
- Ghost Dog: Sometimes it is.”
Forest Whitaker - Ghost Dog
Tracy Howe - Bear Hunter

“- Walter Sobchak: Let's not forget - let's not forget, Dude - that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for... domestic, you know, within the city - that ain't legal either.
- The Dude: What are you, a fucking park ranger now?”
John Goodman - Walter Sobchak
Jeff Bridges - The Dude