Animals quotes

“Y'know, I'm a big bear fan! Sure. Uh, my man - Smokey the Bear. Yogi. Walter Payton!”

Cuba Gooding Jr. - Ted Brooks

“- Kellie Frost: They say it's not when you get hurt bull ridin', it's how bad.
- Lane Frost: Naa, the bulls don't want nothin' to do with ya. They just wanna buck you off and get on with there business. A'sides... people'll heard you a lot sooner.”
Cynthia Geary - Kellie Frost
Luke Perry - Lane Frost

“- Heather Swallers: Are there any alligators in there?
- Bobby Kent: I don't know, why don't you go skinny dipping and find out?”

Kelli Garner - Heather Swallers
Nick Stahl - Bobby Kent

“My people believe your soul is right here. So when you wear that, the orca is close to your soul.”

August Schellenberg - Randolph

“- Harlan Griffith: There's no way you're telling me that thing back there is from Earth!
- Chris McCormick: All right! They're spiders from Mars! You happy?
- Harlan Griffith: No.”
Doug E. Doug - Harlan Griffith
David Arquette - Chris McCormick

“There were some ridiculous-looking animals. But they looked good to eat, and he was hungry.”

Paddy O'Byrne - Narrator

“- Det. Gino Felino: You wouldn't happen to be the guy who threw a puppy out of the window of this car the other day?
- Station Wagon Tough Guy: What's your fuckin' business anyway?
- Det. Gino Felino: 'Cause I'm an animal lover, you know?
- Station Wagon Tough Guy: Animal lover? Yeah? Look asshole, if you don't mind your fuckin' business I'll...” (continue)(continue reading)
Steven Seagal - Det. Gino Felino
Sonny Zito - Station Wagon Tough Guy

“- Annabelle Bransford: What kind of animal are you?
- Bret Maverick: Vulture.”
Jodie Foster - Annabelle Bransford
Mel Gibson - Bret Maverick

Bear and a rabbit were taking a shit in the woods. And the bear turns to the rabbit and says, "Excuse me, do you have problems with shit sticking to your fur?". And the rabbit says, "No". So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.
Eddie Murphy - Eddie Murphy

“- Paul Kirby: What was that?
- Billy Brennan: That's a Tyrannosaurus.
- Dr. Grant: I don't think so. It sounds bigger.”

William H. Macy - Paul Kirby
Alessandro Nivola - Billy Brennan
Sam Neill - Dr. Alan Grant

“I think I swallowed a frog. I hope it wasn't an ancestor.”
Corey Feldman - Donatello

“- Rodney: I'm getting whisker-whipped up here! Hey, this is cruel to animals!
- Dr. John Dolittle: One more word, and I'm letting you out! I'll leave you in the wild! With the real animals! See how much talk you do when squirrels are kicking your ass in!
- Rodney: Fine, then I'll just sing!”

Chris Rock - Rodney
Eddie Murphy - Dr. John Dolittle

“Any man who risks his neck to save a dog's life isn't going to kill someone for gold teeth.”
Andrew Stevens - Alvin

“- Doc Hawkins: You are missing the best part, Mr. Mason. When you're eating the flesh of the pig... look into his little beady eyes. That way you will be devouring his soul.
- Burns: Doc, sometimes you even scare me!”
Gary Busey - Doc Hawkins
Rutger Hauer - Thomas Burns

“You guys have chickens? I love chickens! Are they extra crispy or original recipe?”
Pauly Shore - Crawl

“- Hunter #1: Unicorns? I thought they only existed in fairytales. This is a forest, like any other... isn't it?
- Hunter #2: Then why do the leaves never fall here? Or the snow? Why is it always spring here? I tell you there is one unicorn left in the world, and as long as it lives in this forest we'll find no game to hunt here.”
Jack Lester - Hunter #1
Kenneth Jennings - Hunter #2

“- Kitty: So can you speak with the animals?
- Mowgli: Yes, but they speak not as men speak. With animals, every move, every look, every sound, has a meaning.”
Lena Headey - Kitty
Jason Scott Lee - Mowgli

“- David Huxley: I don't like leopards!
- Susan Vance: Well, just pretend he's a housecat.
- David Huxley: I don't like cats, either.”
Cary Grant - David Huxley
Katharine Hepburn - Susan Vance

“- Janitor #1: Put the animal down.
- Brenda: Why?
- Janitor #2: We gotta kill it!
- Brenda: [shocked] What? You monsters! Why would you want to kill a poor defenseless little kitten?
- Janitor #2: Kitten?
[both janitors start laughing loudly]
- Janitor #1: This ain't no kitten, kid.
- Janitor #2: That's a jumbo-sized sewer rat!”
Allan Aarons - Janitor #1
Penelope Ann Miller - Brenda
Rummy Bishop - Janitor #2

“Rabbits will always need tricks!”

Sir John Hurt - Hazel

“Your cousin May is dumb like a horse, or a dog or something.”
Woody Allen - Ray

“- Thalice: Harry, why is there herring in the fridge?
- Toni: It's for a friend.
- Thalice: A fish eating raspberry blowing friend? Harry Whitney, you knew that seal was gonna come back here!”

Chelsea Field - Thalice Whitney
Tina Majorino - Toni Whitney

“- Tommy: We take this snake...
- Billy: Jesus Christ! What the hell are you doing?! Get that out of my face!
- Tommy: You don't like snakes?
- Billy: I hate snakes! You know I hate snakes! Jesus!”
Wyatt Knight - Tommy
Mark Herrier - Billy

“- Brody: I mean, it's obvious that a big fish took a bite out of... this big fish.
- Dr. Elkins: This is a mammal. Not a fish.
- Brody: Don't quibble with me! Is it a shark bite or isn't it?
- Dr. Elkins: Possibly. But then again this is a killer whale, it would have to be a shark of considerable size.”
Roy Scheider - Brody
Collin Wilcox Paxton - Dr. Elkins

“Got so bad you couldn't cage a rat without reading him his rights.”

Val Kilmer - Montgomery