Animals quotes

“The reason that monkeys eat so many fruits and vegetables is because they're not smart enough to butcher a cow.”
Bill Murray - Frank Detorre

“- Abbie Irving: You're not suggesting that I'm a native?
- Wade Hatton: No. The only real native of Kansas is the buffalo. He's got a very hard head, a very uncertain temper and a very lonely future. Apart from that there's hardly any comparison between you.”
Abbie Irving - Abbie Irving
Errol Flynn - Wade Hatton

“To protect the sheep you gotta catch the wolf, and it takes a wolf to catch a wolf.”
Denzel Washington - Alonzo

“- Kelly Scott: His scales were oval. He's an Asian Crocodile.
- Sheriff Hank Keough: Why... why would he come here? I mean, it's impossible. Asia. How would he get here?
- Hector Cyr: Obviously some asshole in Hong Kong flushed him down the toilet.”
Bridget Fonda - Kelly Scott
Brendan Gleeson - Sheriff Hank Keough
Oliver Platt - Hector Cyr

“When the fox hears the rabbit scream he comes running, but not to help.”
Gary Leonard Oldman - Mason Verger

“Mares eat oats and little lambs eat ivy. A kid will eat ivy, too.”
Vincent D'Onofrio - Carl Stargher

“God created little furry animals to be worn.”
Rachel Roberts - Simone

“We give thanks to you, Semos, for the fruit of the land. Bless us, holy father, who created all apes in his image. Hasten the day when you will return and bring peace to your children. Amen.”
Michael Clarke Duncan - Attar

“Did you guys see the size of that chicken?”
Dermot Mulroney - Dirty Steve Stephens

“Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Jules Winnfield

“- Billy Hayes: Peacocks? Why peacocks?
- Jimmy Booth: The Turks use them instead of dogs. They scream like mad if they're disturbed and they don't get rabies. The old sultans used to use them to guard their harems.”
Brad Davis - Billy Hayes
Randy Quaid - Jimmy Booth

“- Jack Byrnes: Greg, how come you don't like cats?
- Greg Focker: I don't like cats. I-I just - I just prefer dogs. I mean, I'm just more of a dog kind of, you know. Come home, wagging their little tails, happy to see you kind of...
- Jack Byrnes: You need that assurance, do you? You prefer an emotionally shallow animal?
- Greg Focker: I...
-...” (continue)(continue reading)
Robert De Niro - Jack Byrnes
Ben Stiller - Greg Focker

“The old ones say when a man and an animal have spilled each other's blood, they become one.”
Gordon Tootoosis - One Stab

“I immediately regret this decision.”

Will Ferrell - Ron Burgundy

“- Fozzie: Hey, Kermit. Can our friends watch the show from backstage?
- Kermit the Frog: What? No! No, they cannot watch the show from backstage. That's it! That's what's been missing from the show! That's what we need! More frogs and dogs and bears and chickens and... and whatever! You're not gonna watch the show, you're gonna be in the show!...” (continue)(continue reading)
Frank Oz - Fozzie
Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog

“- Chief Scientist: We would be in full control of this pod. It will go up like a cannonball, and come down like a cannonball, splashing down into the water, the ocean, with a parachute to spare the life of the specimen inside.
- Lyndon Johnson: Spaceman?
- Chief Scientist: Specimen.
- Lyndon Johnson: Well, what kind of specimen?
- Chief...” (continue)(continue reading)
Scott Beach - Chief Scientist
Donald Moffat - Lyndon B. Johnson

“- Hector Cyr: What'd Bickerman say?
- Jack Wells: Well, she didn't want to tell us about the second croc 'cause she was afraid we'd blow its head off.
- Sheriff Hank Keough: Women's intuition.”
Oliver Platt - Hector Cyr
Bill Pullman - Jack Wells
Brendan Gleeson - Sheriff Hank Keough

“- Neera: Kron, we've never gone this far without water: if we keep going like this, we'll lose half the Herd.
- Kron: Then we save the half that deserves to live.”
Julianna Margulies - Neera
Samuel E. Wright - Kron

“- Babe: I'm not a porkpie.
- Zootie: Whatever you say, cutie pie.
- Babe: I'm not any kind of pie. I'm just a pig on a mission.”
Elizabeth Daily - Babe
Glenne Headly - Zootie

“- Brody: I think we've got another shark problem.
- Mayor Vaughn: Are you serious?
- Brody: You bet I'm serious.”
Roy Scheider - Brody
Murray Hamilton - Larry Vaughn

“Big bait catches big rat!”
Henry Brandon - Barnaby

“- Thunder Jack: I can't believe you actually bit that dog on the ear.
- Ted Brooks: But that's what everyone says you're supposed to do.
- Thunder Jack: Well, sure, but... I never met a man dumb enough to do it!”
James Coburn - Thunder Jack
Cuba Gooding Jr. - Ted Brooks

“There is a leopard on your roof and it's my leopard and I have to get it and to get it I have to sing.”
Katharine Hepburn - Susan Vance

“- Felix Ungar: They've probably got poisonous spiders out here.
- Oscar Madison: Get out of here, what are they gonna live on? You think they're waiting around for two schmucks like us to show up?”
Jack Lemmon - Felix Ungar
Walter Matthau - Oscar Madison

“- Erik: I read both of your books. I liked the first one more. Before you were on the island. You liked dinosaurs back then.
- Dr. Grant: Back then they hadn't tried to eat me yet.”
Trevor Morgan - Eric Kirby
Sam Neill - Dr. Alan Grant