Animals quotes

“- Peter Pevensie: He said he knows the faun.
- Susan Pevensie: He's a beaver, he shouldn't be saying anything!”
William Moseley - Peter Pevensie
Anna Popplewell - Susan Pevensie

A little hamster once spent his days in an RV park, dreaming of the day when he, too, would save a little girl from danger and be told: "You did it. You saved the day".

Mark Walton - Rhino

“If you know anything about elephants, you know they eat up to a ton of vegetation every single day. If the authorities let them keep eating like that, there wouldn't be a single shrub left in the park. So as fucked up as it sounds, the rangers have to kill 100s of elephants every year, so the others don't starve to death.”
Michael Lerner - Leguzza

“- Linda: Wow! You're actually communicating!
- Tulio: Yes! Yes! I introduced myself and shook my tail feathers counter clockwise, thus referring to his dominance.”
Leslie Mann - Linda
Rodrigo Santoro - Tulio

“- Deb: What are you drawing?
- Napoleon Dynamite: A liger.
- Deb: What's a liger?
- Napoleon Dynamite: It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.”
Tina Majorino - Deb
Jon Heder - Napoleon Dynamite

“Let's say goodbye like friends we were? Not like animals.”

Thomas Jane - Frank Castle

“- Mike: To me a wolf means money. It's a way of making a living. One wolf pelt is about $350 dollars. And I've got to feed my family; my children. Buy a snowmobile; food, rifle, bullets whatever.
- Tyler: You wouldn't ah... you wouldn't kill these wolves?
- Mike: These ones... no. No I don't think so. Besides you would get mad if I killed one of...” (continue)(continue reading)
Samson Jorah - Mike
Charles Martin Smith - Tyler

“- Shareholder: I wanted to be veterinarian.
- Longfellow Deeds: Cool. Why did you want to do that?
- Shareholder: I wanted to help sick animals.
- Longfellow Deeds: And what do you do now?
- Shareholder: I own a chain of slaughterhouses.”
Dion Anderson - Shareholder
Adam Sandler - Longfellow Deeds

“- Russell: A wilderness explorer is a friend to all, be a plant or fish or tiny mole!
- Carl Fredricksen: That doesn't even rhyme!
- Russell: Yeah it does.”
Jordan Nagai - Russell
Ed Asner - Carl Fredricksen

“- Wyatt Trips: Lay wheels! I'm being chased by killer beez!
- Ivy Miller: Trips, it's way too cold for killer bees. They need warm climates to survive.”
Paul Rudd - Wyatt Trips
Reese Witherspoon - Ivy Miller

“Some part of me has always wanted to know what it would be like to have a pet that actually wants to play with you.”

Breckin Meyer - Jon

- Paul: You know, the bonobo chimpanzee is the only non-human primate that has oral sex?
- Jimmy: Where do you find the time to watch "Animal Planet"? I'm with you 25 hours a day!
- Paul: [Pointing to head] I have to feed this. I have to feed this.
Tracy Morgan - Paul
Bruce Willis - Jimmy

“- Peter: Remember the squirrels?
- Jack: Don't even say it.
- Peter: First I knocked them out of their nest with a rock.
- Jack: Peter!
- Peter: Then I saved them.”
Peter Gallagher - Peter
Bill Pullman - Jack

“Prepare ship for ludicrous speed! Fasten all seatbelts, seal all entrances and exits, close all shops in the mall, cancel the three ring circus, secure all animals in the zoo!”
George Wyner - Colonel Sandurz

“In some cultures, donkeys are revered as the smartest of animals.”
Eddie Murphy - Donkey

"He's three-years-old, gentle as a kitten, and likes dogs". I wonder whether Mark means that he eats dogs or is fond of them?

Katharine Hepburn - Susan Vance

“You're lucky to get four words out of them in English, but if you were to walk through the jungle, you'd hear them speaking the most elaborate French. Those parrots talk about everything. Politics, movies, fashion. Everything but religion.”

Albert Finney - Ed Bloom - Senior

“Juan Castillo... went to jail... for having sex with a goat. Ok? We lived on a farm! And I got lonely! We were just a couple of crazy kids!”
Steve Lemme - Juan

“So what are you, Mr. Driscoll, a lion, or a chimpanzee?”

Thomas Kretschmann - Captain Englehorn

“Wolves make great pets, don't they? So long as that ain't your sheep they're eating...”
Julius Harris - Speedbagger

“- Edith: Hey, that one looks like me.
- Gru: What are you talking about? These are kittens! Any relation to persons living or dead is completely coincidental.”
Dana Gaier - Edith
Steve Carrell - Gru

“These birds are saying howdy to the zebra. Actually, they're not saying howdy. They're eating the shit out of him.”
Steve Zahn - Peter Gaulke

“- Starman: Do deer eat people?
- Jenny Hayden: No.
- Starman: Do people eat people?
- Jenny Hayden: Of course not. What do you think we are?
- Starman: I think you are a very primitive species.”
Jeff Bridges - Starman
Karen Allen - Jenny Hayden

“There has never been a time without unicorns. We live forever! We are as old as the sky, old as the moon! We can be hunted, trapped; we can even be killed if we leave our forests, but we do not vanish. Am I truly the last?”
Mia Farrow - Unicorn

“- Uhura: I'm impressed. For a moment there, I thought you were just a dumb hick who only has sex with farm animals.
- James T. Kirk: Well, not only.”
Zoe Saldana - Uhura
Chris Pine - James T. Kirk