Animals quotes

- Skeeter Bronson: Why do you call him "Bugsy?".
- Patrick: Because of his eyes.
- Skeeter Bronson: Well let's see his eyes. [sees Bugsy's huge eyes and screams] Wow! Those eyes would be big on a cow!

Adam Sandler - Skeeter Bronson
Jonathan Morgan Heit - Patrick

“- Laney Boggs: Screw the dolphins.
- Jesse Jackson: A guy tried that last year, banned from Sea World for life.”
Rachael Leigh Cook - Laney Boggs
Elden Henson - Jesse Jackson

“- Daffy Duck: I'm no rabbit.
- Bugs Bunny: Well, if he's no rabbit, then where are his ears?
- Daffy Duck: Yeah, Einstein, if I'm no rabbit, then where are my - oh no, nuh-uh. End of discussion. I've come too far. I'm above all that now.
- Bugs Bunny: But not above sneaking into movie theaters.”
Jeff Bergman - Daffy Duck
Jeff Bergman - Bugs Bunny

“- Prince Caspian: What are you?
- Trufflehunter: You know, it's funny that you should ask that. You'd think more people would know a badger when they see one.
- Prince Caspian: No, I mean you're Narnians. You're supposed to be extinct.
- Nikabrik: Sorry to disappoint you.”
Ben Barnes - Prince Caspian
Ken Stott - Trufflehunter
Warwick Davis - Nikabrik

“Hello, dog. What do you want, eh? You like my feet, do you? Have your fill and away you go. Feet are considered a delicacy among certain animals, you know.”
Peter Sellers - Hrundi V. Bakshi

“With one twist, he took my hand and swallowed it whole. And I saw the look on his face. I was delicious! He must have passed the word, because it wasn't a month before another one of them took my leg!”

Craig Ferguson - Gobber

“You see Hopper, Nature has a certain order. The ants pick the food, the ants keep the food, and the grasshoppers leave!”
Julia Louis-Dreyfus - Atta

“Is that legal... having sex with a kangaroo?”
Keanu Reeves - Marlon

“This is Berk. It snows nine months of the year, and hails the other three. Any food that grows here is tough and tasteless. The people that grow here are even more so. The only upsides are the pets. While other places have ponies or parrots... we have... dragons.”
Jay Baruchel - Hiccup

“Even in most primitive man, the need to create was part of his nature. This need, this talent clearly separated early man from animals, who would never know this gift.”
Orson Welles - Narrator (voice)

“- Evan Baxter: These birds had a big meal earlier.
- Rita: Want me to get my BB gun?”
Steve Carrell - Evan Baxter
Wanda Sykes - Rita

“When I was in the sewer once, I saw a turtle that was so big it looked like a Volkswagen with a tail.”
Paul Reubens - Buck LaFarge

“- Dr. John Dolittle: You'll be the most famous bear in the world!
- Archie: Bigger than Pooh?
- Dr. John Dolittle: If you get this right, everybody will be saying Winnie the Who!”
Eddie Murphy - Dr. John Dolittle
Steve Zahn - Archie

“They strike, wrap around you. Hold you tighter than your true love. And you get the privilege of hearing your bones break before the power of embrace causes your veins to explode.”

Jon Voight - Paul Serone

- Trent: And you got these fucking claws and these fangs, man! And you're looking at your claws and you're looking at your fangs. And you're thinking to yourself, you don't know what to do, man. "I don't know how to kill the bunny". With this you don't know how to kill the bunny, do you know what I mean?
- Sue: You're like a big bear, man.
-... (continue)(continue reading)
Vince Vaughn - Trent
Patrick Van Horn - Sue
Jon Favreau - Mike

“It is decreed that all cats and dogs put aside their instinctive and fanatical abhorrence of each other and that hereafter, all creatures great and diminutive shall be of equal stature, with rights to liberty and justice that nobody can deny. And so say all of us.”

“Dude, it's a llama!”

Ashton Kutcher - Jesse Montgomery III

“They're family. You don't sell family!”

Carole Cook - Pearl Gesner

“She may be the smartest animal on the planet, but she's still just an animal.”

Saffron Burrows - Dr. Susan McAlester

“Originally created from chickens too old to lay eggs, McNuggets are now created from chickens with unusually large breasts.”
Morgan Spurlock - Himself

“- Ben: Oh no, come on!
- Andie: You think maybe he thinks the felt is grass?”

Matthew McConaughey - Ben Barry
Kate Hudson - Andie Anderson

“I was trying to make you feel better and you hit me in the head! Now there's a bump on my head. It looks like a dinosaur egg. If that dinosaur hatches people are gonna think I'm some sort of prehistoric gentleman bird.”

Jonah Hill - Cooker

“- Robin Simon: There aren't any ticks around here, are there? I'd hate to get Lyme disease.
- Priest at Catholic Retreat: We haven't had any casualties.”
Judy Davis - Robin Simon
Dylan Baker - Priest at Catholic Retreat

“John's always been able to talk with animals. I used to think it was a handicap, but it's not; it's a gift. Sometimes, daddies are the ones who need to change.”

Ossie Davis - Archer Dolittle

“- Queen Uberta: Where is Derek? Oh, never mind, I know where he is. Working on the mystery of the fat animal.
- Lord Rogers : The great animal, your highness.
- Queen Uberta: Great, fat. It's large and has fur.”
Sandy Duncan - Queen Uberta
Mark Harelik - Lord Rogers