Animals quotes
746 animals quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: Rent
“A tiger in a cage can never see the sun!”
- From the movie: Skyscraper
- Jimmy Dial: So, Farmer Brown says, "After I finished humping my goat, the goat turned around and licked my balls". At which point, the judge turned to Farmer Brown and said, "Hey, a good goat will do that". A good... Aw, come on. Gordy. I had everybody rolling with that this morning.
- Gordon Wisk: Yeah, you're sad, man. You're really sad. - From the movie: Jurassic Park
“The lysine contingency is intended to prevent the spread of the animals in case they ever get off the island. Dr. Wu inserted a gene that makes a single faulty enzyme in protein metabolism. The animals can't manufacture the amino acid lysine. Unless they're continually supplied with lysine by us, they'll slip into a coma and die.”
- From the movie: Racing Stripes
“Too me, you're just a horse with stripes who needs an attitude adjustment.”
- From the movie: Meet The Parents
“- Greg Focker: Plus, you got another guy around the house to leave the seat up.
- Jack Byrnes: [long pause] He can't lift the seat, Greg. He lacks the strength and opposable thumbs.” - From the movie: The Muppets Take Manhattan
“Me? In love with a pig? Wait until I tell the guys in marketing.”
- From the movie: Arachnophobia
- From the movie: Santa Claus
“- B.Z.: This stardust, this reindeer cornflakes. What would happen if we were to juice up the formula, make it stronger?
- Patch: Well, it's self-explanatory it would make them fly!” - From the movie: Basket Case 3: The Progeny
“You're an animal, Duane. But I'm an animal too, and I know how to handle animals like you.”
- From the movie: The Wolf Man
“It isn't a wolf... it's a werewolf!”
- From the movie: Jurassic Park III
“- Amanda: This is how you make dinosaurs?
- Dr. Grant: No, this is how you play God.” - From the movie: Miracle
“We were taxiing out to the runway, right? And we, you know, we kind of hit a moose. No, the moose is fine, but we gotta make sure that the plane's all right, so some of the boys are pushing it back so these guys can take a look at it. Patti, the moose is okay. He ran off. I saw it.”
- From the movie: Kangaroo Jack
“I never saw it. Such a beautiful animal. It's the national symbol of Australia. And I killed it.”
- From the movie: Babe: Pig in the City
“- The Pink Poodle: Please. Please. I know you're different from the others. Those that have had their way with me make their empty promises, but they are all lies - lies. And I'm afraid and terribly, terribly tired.
- Babe: Where's your human?
- The Pink Poodle: My humans belong to someone else now. Someone younger and prettier.” “Turkeys are misunderstood. Once I adopted turkeys, I understood this large bird to be a great companion.”
- From the movie: Lake Placid
“- Sheriff Hank Keough: I brought a pork chop for luck. Maybe you could hang it around your neck.
- Hector Cyr: That's sweet. Maybe later you can chew the bark off my big fat log.” - From the movie: Mouse Hunt
“I don't think we're dealing with an ordinary mouse.”
- From the movie: Follow That Bird
“- Big Bird: Say, you must be the driver.
- Truck Driver: Well, what can I do for you, big fella?
- Big Bird: Well, do you have room for just one more?
- Truck Driver: I don't take no riders. This here's a turkey truck.
- Big Bird: Oh well... But my friend Oscar always says that I'm a big turkey!
- Truck Driver: Well, I don't guess I can argue...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the animation: Bolt
- From the movie: Strange Brew
“- Policeman: I wouldn't go in there. There's a big skunk in there.
- The Inspector: [flashes his badge] We know about that. It's a Toronto skunk. My jurisdiction.” - From the movie: Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
“- Willie Scott: Ooh, what big birds!
- Indiana Jones: Those aren't big birds, sweetheart! They're giant vampire bats!” - From the movie: Balto
“- Boris: This wolf business again. What is wrong with being half and half, I like to know? Sometimes I wish like crazy I was half eagle.
- Balto: Why?
- Boris: Better profile for one thing, and no one eats you for another.” - From the movie: Anaconda
“- Denise Kalberg: It was you who brought that snake? You brought the devil!
- Paul Serone: There's a devil inside everyone.” - From the movie: The Great Outdoors
“- Racoon: We'll have to brake in.
- Racoon1: Can we do that?
- Racoon: What do you think we have these wonderfully artiulated fingers for? To scratch our asses with!?” - From the movie: George of the Jungle
- Beatrice Stanhope: Arthur, I wish you would do something about all these monkeys. I feel like Jane Goodall.
- An Ape Named "Ape": Madam, I knew Jane Goodall and you are no Jane Goodall.
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