Animals quotes

“In this first generation, the original male also produced a queen, and together they will construct a primary nest which the queen will guard. But eventually, she will create reproductive offspring of her own. And when that happens, this town is dead... and the next town... and the next town... and the next one, and so on.”

Julian Sands - Dr. James Atherton

“- Carmen: When I realized Django was my spirit-mate, the animal world became so visible to me.
- Joseph: As opposed to the vegetable and mineral worlds?”

Ayelet Zurer - Carmen
Kevin Kline - Joseph

“Farming with live animals is a 7 day a week, legal form of slavery.”
George Segal

“- Gavin: Hey, guys. What do you think?
- Bobby: A bear?
- Gavin: Have you ever seen a bear that big?”

Karl Urban - Gavin
Phil Grieve - Bobby

“- George: Be kind to your web-footed friends, for a duck maybe somebody's mother...
- Eddie Dash: Would you knock it off with the web-footed friends shit?”
Gene Wilder - George
Richard Pryor - Eddie Dash

“Something about those pigs isn't kosher.”
Jason Sudeikis - Red

“- Rat Vendor - The French Revolution: Rats, rats for sale. Get your rats. Good for rat stew, rat soup, rat pies, or the ever-popular ratatouille.
- Nothing Vendor - The French Revolution: Nothing, I have absolutely nothing for sale!”

Jack Carter - Rat Vendor - The French Revolution
Jan Murray - Nothing Vendor - The French Revolution

“If you have the tooth of a whale, you must have the jaw of a whale to yield it.”
Rawiri Paratene - Koro

“If you're gonna be a bear, be a grizzly!”
Rick Aviles - Mad Dog

“- Columbus: You should actually limber up as well. Especially if we're going down that hill. It is very important.
- Tallahassee: I don't believe in it. You ever see a lion limber up before it takes down a gazelle?”
Jesse Eisenberg - Columbus
Woody Harrelson - Tallahassee

“- Luiz: So you're going to the Amazon? That place is wild!
- Blu: I'm sure it's nothing I can't handle. Wait, how wild?
- Nico: There's snakes that swallow you whole.
- Pedro: Mosquitoes that suck out your blood like a Slurpee.
- Luiz: Flesh-eating piranhas that eat... flesh.”
Tracy Morgan - Luiz
Jesse Eisenberg - Blu
Jamie Foxx - Nico
Will.i.am - Pedro

“Am I not turtley enough for the turtle club? Turtle, turtle, turtle!”
Dana Carvey - Pistachio Disguisey

“Bear... bear... Big Bear... big bear chase meeeeeeee...!”
John Candy - Chet Ripley

“- Billy: You can't feed candy to birds! They're stomachs'll explode!
- Lloyd Christmas: Even if it's just a few Pop Rocks?”
Brady Bluhm - Billy
Jim Carrey - Lloyd Christmas

“- Cassie Munro: Maybe we can feed Carl to the raccoon.
- Carl Munro: Maybe we can feed him you, he might be on the south bitch diet.”
Joanna Levesque - Cassie Munro
Josh Hutcherson - Carl Munro

“- Chloe: Isn't it fun to paint?
- Ricky: I love it! Really calms me down. Frogs aren't purple by the way. Have you ever seen a purple frog?
- Chloe: Yes.
- Ricky: Okay, when? When you were asleep?”
Makenzie Vega - Chloe
Vince Vaughn - Ricky

“- Ginger: You're supposed to be up there - you're the pilot.
- Fowler: Don't be ridiculous. I can't fly this contraption.
- Ginger: Back in your day? The Royal Air Force?
- Fowler: 644 Squadron, Poultry Division - we were the mascots.
- Ginger: You mean you never actually flew the plane?
- Fowler: Good heavens, no! I'm a chicken! The Royal Air...” (continue)(continue reading)
Julia Sawalha - Ginger
Benjamin Whitrow - Fowler

“Dolphins : Animals that are so intelligent that, within a few weeks of captivity, they can train a man to stand on the edge of their pool and throw them food three times a day.”
Hal Roach

“The wolf is a very misunderstood creature. He never kills for sport, only what is needed. And he always protects the young... and the old.”
George Hamilton - Dracula

“- Jean Maitland: I think it's very unselfish of those little animals to give up their lives to keep other animals warm.
- Linda Shaw: You know, they're very smart little animals. They never give up their lives for the wrong people.”
Ginger Rogers - Jean Maitland
Gail Patrick - Linda Shaw

“- Cruella de Vil: My dalmatian puppy coat. The coat of dreams. The ultimate fur coat, that was denied me by that canine cabal, for which I have lost three years of my life! Alonso, we're going to make them pay.
- Alonzo: Yes. How much?
- Cruella de Vil: Dipstick, she called him. What fiendish justice! He escaped me, but I shall wreak my...” (continue)(continue reading)
Glenn Close - Cruella de Vil
Tim McInnerny - Alonzo

“- Leslie: Do you think that marrying penguins made some kind of statement?
- Tom: Yes. The statement was that you're very lonely and you need a pet.”

Amy Poehler - Leslie Knope
Aziz Ansari - Tom Haverford

“I always think... ape better than human. I see now... how much like them we are.”
Andy Serkis - Caesar

“There are two things that clearly differentiate the human species from animals. One, we use cutlery. Two, we're capable of controlling our sexual urges. Now, you might be an exception, but don't drag me down into your private Hell.”

Dan Aykroyd - Friday

“- Castillo: This llama will lead us toward prosperity.
- Jane: It's like he killed himself rather than appear in our commercial.”

Joaquim de Almeida - Castillo
Sandra Bullock - Jane