Animals quotes

“- Harry Dalton: My 9th grade science teacher always said that if you put a frog in boiling hot water, it would jump out. But put it in cold water, and heat it up gradually, it would slowly boil to death.
- Nancy: What's that Harry? Your recipe for frog soup?
- Harry Dalton: It's my recipe for a disaster.”
Pierce Brosnan - Harry Dalton
Arabella Field - Nancy

“- Cam Wexler: When a male is sweet on a female, he searches the entire beach to find the perfect pebble to present to her. When he finally finds it, he waddles over and presents the stone by placing it at her feet. If she accepts, they'll be life-long mates.
- Charlie: It's kind of like an engagement ring.”

Jessica Alba - Cam
Dane Cook - Charlie

“In my country, for violating sacred beast you get beaten to death with bamboo stick.”
Zahf Paroo - Asian Man

“- Slivko: Who'd win, tigers or cubs?
- Hank Marlow: A tiger would win, obviously. A cub's just a baby bear. Now wait till the bear gets bigger...”
Thomas Mann - Slivko
John C. Reilly - Hank Marlow

“- Li: We’re pandas! We don’t do stairs!
- Po: I have waited all my life to hear those words.”

Javier Bardem - Li
Jack Black - Po

“- Napoleon Dynamite: Do the chickens have large talons?
- Farmer: Do they have what?
- Napoleon Dynamite: Large talons.
- Farmer: I don't understand a word you just said.”
Jon Heder - Napoleon Dynamite
Pat Donahue - Farmer

“- Sharkey: How is he?
- James Bond: His left leg's gone below the knee. But they might be able to save his arm.
- Rasmussen: You can bet it was a chainsaw. Colombians love to use them on informers. Hell, they sell more here than the state of Oregon.
- Sharkey: Chainsaw my ass. I know a shark bite when I see one.”
Frank McRae - Sharkey
Timothy Dalton - James Bond
Enrique Novi - Rasmussen

“- Kimble: This is your new class mascot.
- Boy: What happened to your dog?
- Kimble: This is not a dog. This is a ferret.”

Arnold Schwarzenegger - Kimble

“Admiral, if we were to assume these whales were ours to do with as we pleased, we would be as guilty as those who caused their extinction.”
Leonard Nimoy - Spock

“- Emma: Put the baby squirrel back in the tree.
- Jake: What baby squirrel?
[Emma looks at her watch then holds out her hand to catch the falling baby squirrel]
- Jake: That happens every day?
- Emma: Like clockwork.”
Ella Purnell - Emma
Asa Butterfield - Jake

“The most advanced amusement park in the entire world. And I'm not just talking about rides, you know? Everybody has rides. No, we have made living biological attractions so astounding, that they'll capture the imaginations of the entire planet.”

Richard Attenborough - Hammond

“Gather up all these leaves for trace evidence. Shoot and gut every animal in the park. Their stomachs might include something that could be a clue. Donate the meat to charity. The hides can be turned into warm socks for the poor. Grind up the bones for dog food. I want nothing wasted.”
Richard Crenna - Lieutenant Fergus Falls

“- Tyler Dayton: [back from the zoo] And then we went to see the gorillas and Mommy said it was you.
- Megan Dayton: I did not!
- Joe Dayton: Oh, really? Did you go to see the elephants?
- Megan Dayton: Watch it, Joe.”
Tyler Spitzer - Tyler Dayton
Bonnie Hunt - Megan Dayton
Jim Belushi - Joe Dayton

“- Ella's Mother: Do you still believe that they understand you?
- Ella: Don't they, Mother?
- Ella's Mother: Oh yes. I believe that animals listen and speak to us if we only have the ear for it. That's how we learn to look after them.”
Hayley Atwell - Ella's Mother
Eloise Webb - Ella (10 years)

“- Newt: I'm writing a book about magical creatures.
- Tina: Like an extermination guide?
- Newt: No. A guide to help people understand why we should be protecting these creatures instead of killing them.”
Eddie Redmayne - Newt
Katherine Waterston - Tina

“Inside every human, there's a dormant animal gene. This will return them to their rightful place in the animal kingdom!”
Tyler Perry - Baxter Stockman

“- Louis: What? Uh, you're gonna take a flamethrower for a rat?
- Jacques: No, obesity-breath. This is no ordinary flamethrower. See, I modified this baby myself. I just find the rat, aim, and... kazoom.”
Curly Howard - Louis
Frank Moore - Jacques

“- Dalia: Zohan! He has a bomb... and puppies!
- Zohan: No!
- James: Imma blow up this whole block, Imma blow you up, Imma blow up these puppies! And we all gone' go to hell together, cause I hate these puppies!”
Emmanuelle Chriqui - Dalia
Adam Sandler - Zohan
Dave Matthews - James

“- Hank Marlow: Keep your eyes open. Up in the trees, too.
- Houston Brooks: Why?
- Hank Marlow: Ants. Big ones.”
John C. Reilly - Hank Marlow
Corey Hawkins - Houston Brooks

“That's right monkey, play my head!”
Peter Dante - Dante

“- Rocket: Koba say, Apes should hate humans.
- Caesar: Enough! From humans Koba learned hate. But nothing else.”
Terry Notary - Rocket
Andy Serkis - Caesar

“- Rusty Hart: Lucky devils: nothin' to do but eat and sleep.
- Tex Baird: That's right, hard head. The only difference between you and them is a pair of horns.”

Alan Hale - Rusty Hart
Tex Baird - Guinn 'Big Boy' Williams

“Studying cows, pigs and chickens can help an actor develop his character. There are a lot of things I learned from animals.”
James Dean

“If God didn't want them to be sheared, he wouldn't have made them sheep.”
Peter Sarsgaard - Bartholomew Bogue

“Hello, I'm a nocturnal placental mammal of the order pterodidae, or ptero-didn't-I... In case you can't tell, I'm a bat!”
Robin Williams - Batty Koda