Animals quotes

“Get back, you brain damaged bag of bones, or I'll have you gassed!”

Bette Midler - CC Bloom

“Why do villains always have cats?”
Brigette Lundy-Paine - Casey Gardner

“Guys are like animals and not even smart ones like dolphins, so you just gotta figure out what makes them tick.”
Allie-Rae Treharne - Gretchen

“Puppies fix everything.”
Joseph Sikora - Tommy Egan

“There is nothing more ill-bred than trying to steal the affections of one’s dog.”
Hugh Bonneville - Robert Crawley

“Animals raised in isolation aren't always the most functional.”
Chris Pratt - Owen Grady

“Vic Hoskins-When I was your age I rescued a wolf pup. It was like two months old. Could barely walk. Used to sleep by my bed. Watch over me. My wife, she came at me with a steak knife. He took a chunk out of her arm.
Barry-You put him down?
Vic Hoskins-Hell no.”
Vincent D'Onofrio - Vic Hoskins
Omar Sy - Barry

“Monster is a relative term. To a canary, a cat is a monster. We're just used to being the cat.”
BD Wong - Dr. Henry Wu

“Claire Dearing-So, you can pick up their scent can't you? Track their foot prints.
Owen Grady-I was with the Navy. Not the Navajo.”
Chris Pratt - Owen Grady
Bryce Dallas Howard - Claire Dearing

“Thor-I need a horse!
Pet Store Clerk-We don't have horses. Just dogs, cats, birds.
Thor-Then give me one of those large enough to ride.”

Chris Hemsworth - Thor
Isaac Kappy - Pet Store Clerk

“Classified-Short Fuse, you were supposed to handcuff them to the raft!
Short Fuse-I tried, but they don't have hands, they just have flippers, Boss! And I have flippers. So it's flipping useless!”
Benedict Cumberbatch - Classified
Ken Jeong - Short Fuse

“Skipper-Leopard seals! Nature's snakes.
Kowalski-Aren't snakes nature's snakes?
Skipper-How should I know? I live on a flippin' frozen tundra!”
Tom McGrath - Skipper
Chris Miller - Kowalski

“Antarctica, an inhospitable wasteland, but even here, on the Earth's frozen bottom, we find life. And not just any life: penguins. Joyous, frolicking, waddling, cute and cuddly life. Look at them, tumbling onto their chubby bum bums. ”
Werner Herzog - Documentary Filmmaker

“You know when dogs are sick they hide until they feel better.. probably why they're man's best friend.”
Charlie Sheen - Charlie Harper

“If I ever die, do me a favor. Go on Oprah and tell the world that I loved kittens.”
Kristen Bell - Veronica Mars

“Dogs are idiots. Think about it, Smithers. If I came into your house and started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over your face, what would you say?”
Harry Shearer - Mr. Burns

“A lion does not ask permission before he eats a zebra. Lions cannot talk, and zebras will not listen.”
Kevin Spacey - Francis Underwood

“Did you know that a cat's penis is sharply barbed along its shaft? I know for a fact the females were not consulted about that.”
Misha Collins - Castiel

“Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one who inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.”

Mandy Patinkin - Jason Gideon

“Wild animals never kill for sport. Man is the only one to whom the torture and death of his fellow creatures is amusing in itself.”

Paget Brewster - Emily Prentiss

“One dog moves out, another moves in. It's the circle of life.”
Riley Voelkel - Fiona Goode

“I'm a 51-year-old who likes cats better than people.”
Melissa McCarthy - Lee Israel

“It’s really one of the great paradoxes of being in a position where I have to talk to a great many people, but deep down, I’m happiest with animals.”
Jodi Balfour - Jackie Kennedy

“Dear Mr. Core, three days ago my son Bailey was taken by wolves. This happened twice already here. No one in the village will hunt them, and I am alone here now. I have read your book. I know you have done this before. In my heart, I know that you are able to do it now. I do not expect you to find my son alive, but you could find the wolf who...” (continue)(continue reading)

Riley Keough - Medora Slone

“Keep fighting for animals by making compassionate, cruelty-free choices every day and encouraging those around you to do the same.”
Bea Arthur