Apparel quotes

“If I know anything about royal visits, we will never stop changing clothes.”
Laura Carmichael - Lady Edith

“- Veda: It's the dress. It's awfully cheap material. I can tell by the smell.
- Kay Pierce: What did you expect? Want it inlaid with gold?
- Veda: Well, it seems to me, if you're buying anything, it should be the best. This is definitely not the best.
- Kay Pierce: Oh, quit. You're breakin' my heart.”
Ann Blyth - Veda Pierce
Jo Ann Marlowe - Kay Pierce

“Not only does it represent my black belt in karate but it also helps keep my pants up.”

Alessandro Nivola - Sensei

“Good heavens Annabel, what have you done to your clothes? You could grow a garden with that much soil.”
Emily Blunt - Mary Poppins

“Not obsessed with particularly Nike, but sneakers in general. I love them.”
Idris Elba

“I take fancy dress very seriously. I mean incredibly seriously.”
Juno Temple

“Always dresses in gray. Black would fit his profession better.”

Florenz Ames - Doc Hughes

“- Ray Cutler: Why don't you ever get a dress like that?
- Polly Cutler: Listen. For a dress like that, you've got to start laying plans when you're about thirteen.”

Max Showalter - Ray Cutler
Jean Peters - Polly Cutler

“- Nick Fury: It's a S.H.I.E.L.D. logo.
- Carol Danvers: Does announcing your identity with branded clothing, help with the covert part of the job?
- Nick Fury: ... said the space soldier who's wearing a rubber suit.”

Brie Larson - Carol Danvers
Samuel L. Jackson - Nick Fury

“- Bernie Taupin: Don't you want to just sing without this ridiculous paraphernalia?
- Elton John: People don't pay to see Reg Dwight! They pay to see Elton John!”
Jamie Bell - Bernie Taupin
Taron Egerton - Elton John

“- Tony Stark: So, you're the Spiderling. Crime-fighting Spider. You're Spider-Boy?
- Peter Parker: S-Spider-Man.
- Tony Stark: Not in that onesie, you're not.
- Peter Parker: It's not a onesie.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Tony Stark
Tom Holland - Peter Parker

“Sweetheart, if there's any justice on this planet, they'll never make you give back that red dress.”

Clint Eastwood - Tommy Nowak

“- Italian Tailor: ... And what style?
- John Wick: Italian.
- Italian Tailor: How many buttons?
- John Wick: Two.
- Italian Tailor: Trousers?
- John Wick: Tapered.
- Italian Tailor: How about the lining?
- John Wick: Tactical.”

Luca Mosca - Italian Tailor
Keanu Reeves - John Wick

“It's no business of ours what Mrs. Rose decides to do with her life but she can no longer behave like this and be dressed by the House of Woodcock.”
Vicky Krieps - Alma

“It's not cool that you start showing up around here in your cop uniform, then people will start getting the impression that we're in trouble!”

Jeremy Sisto - Larry Pogue, Sr.

“You can sew almost anything into the canvas of a coat.”
Daniel Day-Lewis - Reynolds Woodcock

“- Christian Wolff: Why was the dress so important to you?
- Dana Cummings: It wasn't about the dress. I just wanted to walk into the gym and have everybody say WOW! I was trying to belong. I was trying to connect. I think that no matter how different we are, we're all trying to do the same thing.”
Ben Affleck - Christian Wolff
Anna Kendrick - Dana Cummings

“- Dr. Emmett Brown: Marty, you're going to have to do something about those clothes. You walk around town dressed like that, you're liable to get shot.
- Marty McFly: Or hanged.
- Dr. Emmett Brown: What idiot dressed you in that outfit?
- Marty McFly: You did.”
Chris Lloyd - Dr. Emmett Brown
Michael J. Fox - Marty McFly

- Gloria Pazinski: I like this "street" look on you, Richie. If I didn't know better, I'd swear you were almost normal.
- Richie Rich: Thanks, I think.
- Gloria Pazinski: No, seriously. I used to think you were just some spoiled rich kid. But now, you're not so bad.
- Richie Rich: Yeah, likewise.
Stephi Lineburg - Gloria Pazinski
Macaulay Culkin - Richie Rich

“There were times when my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and know if it was heads or tails.”
Spencer Tracy

“- Snowball: Welcome my dogs! Oh, you guys look weird. Hurry up, come on in.
- Buddy: You said it was a costume party!
- Mel: Why do you listen to me?”
Kevin Hart - Snowball
Hannibal Buress - Buddy
Bobby Moynihan - Mel

“- Dave: I don't like that dress.
- Sue: You've liked it every other time I've worn it.
- Dave: Your breasts! Every other time you wore it, your breasts weren't making their debut.
- Sue: This is the way the designer intended the dress to be worn.”

Andrea Howard - Sue
Mark Lonow - Dave

“- Jason Kelly: [shows up in a yellow sweater and plaid slacks] Well, how do I look?
- Dick Kelly: Like the keynote speaker at a butt-fucking convention.”
Zac Efron - Jason Kelly
Robert De Niro - Dick Kelly

“- Dade: You look good in a dress.
- Kate: You would have looked better.”

Jonny Lee Miller - Dade
Angelina Jolie - Kate

“What the hell kind of man decides to dress up as a bat and run around the city?”

Christian Bale