Apparel quotes

“There is no sun in this room, you will not get a tan. Take off those sunglasses.”
Whoopi Goldberg - Sister Mary Clarence

“You know why he wears short sleeves? So they can see he's got nothing stashed. I hope that never becomes the fashion.”
Jim Broadbent - William 'Boss' Tweed

“- Ann August: You don't have a job in the Los Angeles school district.
- Adele August: I have an interview, and a great outfit.”
Natalie Portman - Ann August
Susan Sarandon - Adele August

“- Jay: Let's put it on.
- Kay: What?
- Jay: The last suit you'll ever wear... again.”
Will Smith - Jay
Tommy Lee Jones - Kay

“- Dr. Emmett Brown: What on Earth is this thing I'm wearing?
- Marty McFly: Ah, this, this is a radiation suit.
- Dr. Emmett Brown: Radiation suit? Of course. 'Cause of all the fallout from the atomic wars.”

Chris Lloyd - Dr. Emmett Brown
Michael J. Fox - Marty McFly

“Damn girl... I didn't know Nike made dresses.”
Gabrielle Union - Shawnee

“- Claire: We had to take back the graduation dress.
- Emma: It made me look fat.
- Donny: You couldn't look fat if you wanted to.
- Emma: Why would I wanna look fat?
- Donny: You wouldn't! You couldn't!”
Jayne Brook - Claire
Eliza Dushku - Emma
Paul Reiser - Donny

“- Jimmy: I never realized.
- Kevin: Never realized what?
- Jimmy: You're a rocker.
- Kevin: What, am I black or something?
- Jimmy: Well you ain't exactly white in that sort of get up, are you?”

Phil Daniels - Jimmy
Ray Winstone - Kevin

“- Ed Tuttle: Ever wonder why people wear clothes?
- Rubin Farr: Nope.
- Ed Tuttle: But... well, look at it this way. Man's best friend is his apparel. Now, you start to dress for success, and you will score with the babes, and make the big bucks. You gotta admit that's true!”
Howard Hesseman - Ed Tuttle
Crispin Glover - Rubin Farr

“These shoes are Italian. They're worth more than your life.”
Rob Lowe - Paul Barish

“- Paul Bradford: Nice outfit.
- Gwen Rogers: Yeah, another Mestema original.”

Jeffrey Byron - Paul Bradford
Leslie Wing - Gwen Rogers

“- Linda Davenport: You're in high school now, and I expect you to act like it.
- Luke Davenport: Then don't dress me in these dorky clothes.
- Linda Davenport: You're not dressed in dorky clothes, you're in nice clothes. You look very handsome. You should consider yourself lucky.
- Luke Davenport: I should consider myself dorky.”
Lisa Eichhorn - Linda Davenport
Brock Pierce - Luke Davenport

“It's too bad we had to kill her. I really liked the outfit she had on.”
Linnea Quigley - Spider

“This is your nuclear, biological, and chemical protection suit, and bibs. Just think of it as a large condom with legs.”
Robert Hobbs - Stan

“- Merryweather: It looks awful.
- Flora: That's because it's on you, dear.”
Barbara Luddy - Merryweather
Verna Felton - Flora

- Saunders: Saunders. Head of Section "V" Vienna. You're bloody late. This is a mission, not a fancy dress ball.
- James Bond: We have time.

Thomas Wheatley - Saunders
Timothy Dalton - James Bond

“- Michael Jordan: Whatever you do, don't forget my North Carolina shorts.
- Daffy Duck: Your shorts? From college?
- Michael Jordan: I wore them under my Chicago Bulls uniform every game.”
Michael Jordan - Himself
Dee Bradley Baker - Daffy Duck

“- Mulan: Any questions?
- Yao: Does this dress make me look fat?”
Ming-Na Wen - Mulan
Harvey Forbes Fierstein - Yao

“Tell me something I-I'm curious. How do you dial a phone with a straitjacket on?”
Eric Bogosian - Barry

“It is dangerous! You know, there's nothing more off-putting in a wedding than a priest with an enormous erection, yecch!”

Hugh Grant - Charles - Wedding One

“I live for fur, I worship fur. After all, is there a woman in all this wretched world who doesn't?”
Glenn Close - Cruella De Vil

“If I had known I was gonna meet the president, I would've worn a tie. I mean, look at me. I look like a schlemiel.”
Judd Hirsch - Julius Levinson

“- Frank Cross: I didn't know Grace's husband died.
- Ghost of Christmas Present: Oh Frank, don't you remember the time she wore black for a year?
- Frank Cross: I remember her wearing black... I thought it was a fashion thing. Everybody was wearing black!”
Bill Murray - Frank Cross
Carol Kane - Ghost of Christmas Present

“Important announcement. Some hunters have been seen in the woods near Piney Ridge trail and the fish and game commission has raised the legal kill limit on campers to three. So, if you're hiking today, please wear something bright and keep low.”

Bill Murray - Tripper

“Why don't we just get you some red boots and a cape, so you can fly around the city and stop all the crime!”

Keenen Ivory Wayans - Det. Jim Campbell