Appearance quotes

“In Hollywood, they'll forgive you if you're two-faced, but not if you're two-chinned.”
Colleen Dewhurst

“- Sandy Lidz: I can't eat these.
- Amelia: Why not?
- Sandy Lidz: They look like doodie cakes.”
Kendra Krull - Sandy Lidz
Celia Weston - Amelia

“One of the big misconceptions about me is that I walk around in mini-skirts and high heels twenty-four seven and go to the gym in heels.”
Carmen Electra

“- Max Conners: How do I look?
- Page Conners: If I were a guy, I'd do you.”
Sigourney Weaver - Max Conners
Jennifer Love Hewitt - Page Conners

“- Tracy Turnblad: How do you get your hair so straight and so flat?
- Beatnik Chick: With an iron, man. I play my bongos, listen to Odetta, and then I iron my hair. Dig?”
Ricki Lake - Tracy Turnblad
Pia Zadora - Beatnik Chick

"You look tired" means "you look old". And "you look rested" means "you've had collagen"..
Nathan Lane - Albert Goldman

“- Blind Al: Looks aren't everything.
- Deadpool: Looks are everything! Ever heard Dave Beckham speak? It's like he mouth-sexed a can of helium. You think Ryan Reynolds got this far on a superior acting method?”
Leslie Uggams - Blind Al
Ryan Reynolds - Deadpool

“- Frank Bannister: Why is it that flies stick to you guys like shit to a blanket?
- Cyrus: Ha ha, very funny. You're a funny guy, Frank. You know, all you think about is yourself. I could complain, too, you know. I would like some new clothes. You get to dress nice. Here I am still looking like Linc from The Mod Squad.
- Frank Bannister: You...” (continue)(continue reading)

Michael J. Fox - Frank Bannister
Chi McBride - Cyrus

“I never made you do anything that wasn't in you already. People are such hypocrites. They go through their whole lives to the day they die saying that they're innocent, but they're not innocent. I showed you that! That's why I killed Claire, Mick.”

Rob Lowe - Alex

“- Dottie: You... look crazy.
- Bianca Piper: Crazy amazing.”

Allison Janney - Dottie
Mae Whitman - Bianca Piper

“- Frank Catton: You can fire no waitress based on appearance. Man that's just unconstitutional.
- Danny Ocean: If they were waitress.
- Linus Caldwell: Yeah, they're actually hired as 'models who serve' so that Bank can monitor their physical appearance.
- Rusty Ryan: It's a cruel, cruel practice.”
Bernie Mac - Frank Catton
George Clooney - Danny Ocean
Matt Damon - Linus Caldwell
Brad Pitt - Rusty Ryan

- General Kajima: There are two Japanese words you should know. "Tatemae", the way things appear. "Honne", the way things really are. When you look at Japan, you see the most modern and westernised of Asian countries, but that is "tatemae", the surface.
- General Bonner Fellers: And "honne"?
- General Kajima: It is the true heartbeat of my... (continue)(continue reading)
Toshiyuki Nishida - General Kajima
Matthew Fox - General Bonner Fellers

“- Treasure: Has anyone ever told you you look like Brad Pitt?
- Cooper: No. They haven't.
- Treasure: Good, because you don't.”
Carmen Electra - Treasure
Danny Comden - Cooper

- Henri Mooré: Mr. Burdett. It is a pleasure to meet you, sir.
- Max Burdett: Oh, you're American. Hmm. Henri Mooré?
- Henri Mooré: Ah, my name is Henry Moore. I place the thing on the "e". I felt it more appropriate to my surroundings.
Don Cheadle - Henri Mooré
Pierce Brosnan - Max Burdett

“You look like shit... You're just walkin' around to save funeral expenses.”

Valerie Perrine - Charlotta

“Wearing the correct dress for any occasion is a matter of good manners.”
Loretta Young

“I live in a world full of people pretending to be something they're not. But when I talk to you I'm the guy I wanna be.”
Chad Michael Murray - Austin

“Gotta keep it spicy! You gotta puff out that chest, swing that tail, eyes narrowed, like some kind of crazy love hawk!”
Will.i.am - Pedro

“- Princess Fiona: It's me... in this body.
- Donkey: Oh my God, you ate the princess!”

Cameron Diaz - Princess Fiona
Eddie Murphy - Donkey

“- Jake Wyler: Who's that?
- Janey Briggs: It's my mother.
- Jake Wyler: You have her eyes.”

Chris Evans - Jake Wyler
Chyler Leigh - Janey Briggs

“- Andre: To you I probably seem old.
- Nicole: You are old.”
Gérard Depardieu - Andre
Katherine Heigl - Nicole

“- Private Robert Ortiez: Wouldn't it be funny if the devil looked just like you?
- Hank Deerfield: Why don't you come over here! I'll show you what the devil looks like!”
Roman Arabia - Private Robert Ortiez
Tommy Lee Jones - Hank Deerfield

“- Julian: Half-Pint, how tall are you?
- Half-Pint: Five feet, five inches.
- Julian: You are a five foot, five inch piece of shit.”
Giancarlo Esposito - Julian
Spike Lee - Half-Pint

“What a pity her manners don't match her looks.”

Errol Flynn - Robin Hood

“- Emmett Richmond: You know what I thought when I first met you?
- Elle Woods: God, that woman wears a lot of pink?”
Luke Wilson - Emmett Richmond
Reese Witherspoon - Elle Woods