Appearance quotes

“- Nigel: I want to make a very serious proposal.
- Selena: In that outfit?”
Peter Cook - Nigel
Faye Dunaway - Selena

“I'd rather kill myself than dress like Victoria Beckham in towering heels day after day.”
Britt Ekland On Victoria Beckham

“It is endemic of our culture, that those of large stature are overlooked, except by vultures. With no regard for the depth of our feelings, the passion of our hearts, the beauty of our moments.”
Rob Paulsen - P.J. Pete

“- Sonny Weaver Jr.: Don't Twitter. For the love of Jesus, just stop. Delete your profile, get off the web, do not do this to yourself.
- Vontae Mack: I don't know why you care what I do. I can do whatever I want, right?
- Sonny Weaver Jr.: Of course... of course you can, Vontae. But every GM in the league has now read your tweet or whatever they...” (continue)(continue reading)
Kevin Costner - Sonny Weaver Jr.
Chadwick Boseman - Vontae Mack

“- Lord Farquaad: What's that? It's hideous!
- Shrek: Well, that's not very nice. It's just a donkey.”

John Lithgow - Lord Farquaad
Mike Myers - Shrek

“Nothing is what it seems.”
Al Pacino - Walter Burke

“Just imagine, we'll have to wash our hair every night. We'll have to sleep on rollers til our scalps bleed. Then we'll have to get up at six every morning for the comb out. Your lungs will be lined with hairspray. Then you need all this equipment to push up the tits and blitz the zits and spray the pits!”
Kirsten Dunst - Verena von Stefan

“He's a killing machine disguised as an idiot!”
Jeff Foxworthy - Reggie

“- Anna Crowley: You are so much less attractive when I'm sober.
- Walter Fielding: Thank goodness it's not that often.”
Shelley Lee Long - Anna Crowley
Tom Hanks - Walter Fielding

“- Thomas Dunwitty: Sorry I'm late. I had trouble catching a cab.
- Pierre Delacroix: Perhaps they thought you were Danny Glover.”
Michael Rapaport - Thomas Dunwitty
Damon Wayans - Pierre Delacroix

“- Rudy Duncan: Sounds pretty mature for twenty-five.
- Nick Cassidy: Grow up in Detroit, you mature real quickly.
- Rudy Duncan: Yeah. Either that or those pictures are ten years old.”
Ben Affleck - Rudy Duncan
James Frain - Nick Cassidy

“Don't worry, Miss Bahmra. Our designs will make even these little mosquito bites look like juicy, juicy mangos!”

“- M. Gustave: Oh, dear God, what have you done to your fingernails?
- Madame D.: I beg your pardon?
- M. Gustave: This diabolical varnish; the color is completely wrong!
- Madame D.: Oh really? Don't you like it?
- M. Gustave: It's not that I don't like it; I am physically repulsed.”
Ralph Fiennes - M. Gustave
Tilda Swinton - Madame D.

“In a star it's temperament, but in a chorus girl it's just bad taste.”

Charles Lane - Author of "Pretty Lady"

“Lose the smile. It makes you look like a schmuck.”
Michelle Forbes - Dawn Lockard

“Appearance, my friend, is first and foremost in this savage land that we call high school. We are graded not only on intellectual prowess, but also on our physical appearance.”
Mark Swanson - Darrin Darlow

“- Junior: Daddy, my face is all white.
- Buford T. Justice: Well, put a little lipstick on, I'll drop you off at a gay bar.”
Mike Henry - Junior Justice
Jackie Gleason - Buford T. Justice

“- Sembagare: They think you are a witch.
- Dian Fossey: They wouldn't be the first.”
John Omirah Miluwi - Sembagare
Sigourney Weaver - Dian Fossey

“- Junior: Did you ever join the Klan, Daddy?
- Buford T. Justice: No chance. But your momma did. When she put on her sheet, she looked like an iceberg with feet.”
Mike Henry - Junior Justice
Jackie Gleason - Buford T. Justice

“- Mr. Bailey: You go to high school in Inglewood. You think you're going to get into Harvard?
- Malcolm: I'm from a poor, crime-filled neighborhood, raised by a single mother, don't know my dad, blah, blah. It's cliche.”
Bruce Beatty - Mr. Bailey
Shameik Moore - Malcolm

“Makeup is such a weird concept. I'll wake up in the morning and look in the mirror. 'Gee, I really don't look so good. Maybe if my eyelids were blue, I'd be more attractive.”
Cathy Ladman

“- Mickey: Your nose is broken.
- Rocky: How does it look?
- Mickey: Ah, it's an improvement.”
Burgess Meredith - Mickey
Sylvester Stallone - Rocky Balboa

“Lipstick is the red badge of courage.”
Man Ray

“- Jack Cates: Class isn't something you buy. Look at you, you've got on a 500-dollar suit and you're still a low-life.
- Reggie Hammond: Yeah, but I look good.”
Nick Nolte - Jack Cates
Eddie Murphy - Reggie Hammond

“Don't be fooled by appearances. In Hawaii, some of the most powerful people look like bums and stuntmen.”

George Clooney - Matt King