Appearance quotes

“Is your mother hot? I just want to know if you two look like mother/daughter.”

Owen Wilson - Jack Ryan

“I worried that I'd look like a dope when they curled my hair for the part of Manuel, and it didn't help any when Joan Crawford yelled from her car on the lot one day 'Hey, look who's here. It's Harpo Marx'.”

Spencer Tracy

“The more I work, the more I can take. But I guess I couldn't keep this place the rest of my life. And I pull my own strings, no matter what you read about the studio setting out deliberately to mold a new star to replace Rita Hayworth. If they were going to do that, they'd have dyed my hair red.”
Kim Novak

“I really look so different off the screen that at a recent luncheon a certain prominent Hollywood actress who sat next to me didn't recognize me and all through luncheon accepted me as a girl apparently trying to break into pictures and gave me words of advice and warning. But when someone told her my name was Merle Oberon she became embarassed...” (continue)(continue reading)
Merle Oberon

“- Rachel: You don't look evil.
- Georgia: Make-up helps.”
Lindsay Lohan - Rachel
Jane Seymour Fonda - Georgia

“Show me some slobber! Drool is a tool, kids. Use it!”
Alfred Molina - Professor Knight

“Never trust a man who doesn't have eyes like Sinatra.”
Ione Skye - Frankie

“There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.”
Christian Bale - Patrick Bateman

“What the hell are you dressed like that for?”

Michael Paré - David Herdeg

“In 1954, a Buick was a Buick. It didn't look like a Chevy, which looks like a Pontiac, which you can't tell a part from an Olds. Like today.”
Mark Linn-Baker - Benjy Stone

“If he looks white it's 'cause his daddy's white. I don't know how he look, I can't see him like you can, and don't need to. I don't have the blessing of being able to separate people by lookin' at 'em any more.”
Irma P. Hall - Aunt T.

“- Richard Levy the Driven: Congratulations. You're actually drinking, driving, smoking, leering and groping at the same time.
- Richard Levy the Shameless: Which on one hand, is just about the coolest thing ever but on the other hand, maybe isn't so great for the image.”

Nathan Lane - Richard Levy the Driven
Sean Hayes - Richard Levy the Shameless

“Look at him. He looks like Kenny Rogers and Kenny Loggins had a lovechild... and then Kenny G, he just showed up to the birthday party, started playin' the flute, and messed this boy up.”

Leslie Jones - Scanlon

“- Madame Therese De Farge: Do you know who I am?
- Miss Pross: You might - from your appearance - be the wife of Lucifer.”

Blanche Yurka - Madame Therese De Farge
Edna May Oliver - Miss Pross

“- Jeff Kohlver: I think it's better to meet people online first, sometimes. You get to know what they're like inside. When you work as a photographer you find out, real quick, people's faces lie.
- Hayley Stark: Does my face lie?”
Patrick Wilson - Jeff Kohlver
Ellen Page - Hayley Stark

“I'll cry at the end of the day, not with fresh makeup.”
Kim Kardashian

“I hate when women wear the wrong foundation color. It might be the worst thing on the planet when they wear their makeup too light.”
Kim Kardashian

“- Captain Jeffrey Spaulding: I used to know a fellow who looked exactly like you by the name of Emanuel Ravelli. Are you his brother?
- Signor Emanuel Ravelli: I am Emanuel Ravelli.
- Captain Jeffrey Spaulding: Well, no wonder you look like him. But I still insist there is a resemblance.”
Groucho Marx - Captain Jeffrey Spaulding
Chico Marx - Signor Emanuel Ravelli

“You know, with all that makeup and stuff, I actually thought you were smart for a second.”
Daryl Mitchell - Tommy Webber

“Our parents can't be spies... they're not cool enough!”
Alexa PenaVega - Carmen Cortez

“- India Stoker: You look like my father.
- Charles Stoker: I am so sorry.
- India Stoker: It's your loss, too.”
Mia Wasikowska - India Stoker
Matthew Goode - Charles Stoker

“Why am I wearing this outfit in a jungle? Tiny, little shorts and a leather halter top. I mean, what is this?”

Karen Gillan - Martha

“Jarra, you are under arrest for being that ugly, and for making that many copies!”
Will Smith - Jay

“- Drum Eatenton: Ouiser you look like hammered shit.
- Ouiser Boudreaux: Don't you talk to me like that!
- Drum Eatenton: Oh, I'm sorry you look like regular shit.”
Tom Skerritt - Drum Eatenton
Shirley MacLaine - Ouiser Boudreaux

We're absolutely stupid to be embarked in a business where our face is connected with our accomplishments. When you get it from morning to night, it's no longer wonderful. No dear public ever did anything for me, and a few people in our industry have the courage to say, "Oh, my dear public, I'd kick 'em if I could".

Cary Grant