Appearance quotes

“- Cliff: How do I look?
- Peevy: Like a hood ornament.”

Billy Campbell - Cliff
Alan Arkin - Peevy

“Nice hairdo... you get FM on that?”
Keanu Reeves - Winston Connelly

“Arab? What's that? Just a nigger wrapped up in a sheet.”
Vic Morrow - Bill Connor

“- Fouchet: I like it when a woman takes pride in her appearance. Don't you?
- Casper: Yeah, I hate it when a bitch lets herself slide.”
Tchéky Karyo - Fouchet
Frank John Hughes - Casper

“I brought you some flowers...they look and feel plastic, but they smell real.”
Tim Meadows - Leon Phelps

“- Whitey: Shaving the chest hairs.
- Eleanore: Nobody likes a unibrow.”
Adam Sandler - Whitey
Adam Sandler - Eleanore

“- David Halloran: What about you?
- Margaret Sellinger: What about, what about me?
- David Halloran: Who are you? What are you?
- Margaret Sellinger: I'm a short man.”
Harrison Ford - David Halloran
Lesley-Anne Down - Margaret Sellinger

“I bet the roads on the moon ain't this smooth.”
Larry the Cable Guy - Mater

“- Doug Remer: That's a dude.
- Squeak Scolari: No way, you're just saying that because you want her for yourself.
- Doug Remer: No dude, I'm saying that because she's a guy.
- Squeak Scolari: That's impossible. Just look at her. She's got the cutest little upturned nose, the softest lips. The sweetest Adam's apple.”
Trey Parker - Doug Remer
Dian Bachar - Squeak Scolari

“If you don't tell me where your little brother is, I'm gonna beat the black off you, and you're gonna look lighter than Michael Jackson.”
Faizon Love - Robin Harris

“- Daphne: Fred, do you think that I'm just a pretty face?
- Fred: No. I mean... yes. I mean not fat. Definitely not fat. Is this sort of you're looking for?
- Daphne: Fat? Why did you even use that word?”
Sarah Michelle Gellar - Daphne
Freddie Prinze Jr. - Fred

“Using feminine wiles to get what you want? Trading on your looks? Read a book, sister. That passive-aggressive number went out years ago.”
Alicia Silverstone - Batgirl

“When you're talking to them, they seem like perfectly nice boys. To be frank, I'm much more concerned for my safety around Norman Mailer.”
Toby Jones - Truman Capote

“- Thelma: You know, Oscar, if I didn't know better, I'd say a nice old grandfather like you was trying to hit on a couple of ladies.
- Oscar Madison: I'm not as old as I look. I had this plastic surgery done recently, and the quack doctor botched it up.
- Holly: Your friend doesn't say much, does he?
- Oscar Madison: He's the doctor who botched...” (continue)(continue reading)

Christine Baranski - Thelma
Walter Matthau - Oscar Madison
Jean Smart - Holly

“You look good. You got the jail pale. It suits you.”

John Goodman - Uncle Sweetheart

“- Tony Stark: Am I making you uncomfortable?
- Pepper Potts: Oh, no, I always forget to wear deodorant and dance with my boss in a room full of people I work with in a dress with no back.
- Tony Stark: Well, you look great, you smell great. But I could fire you if that would take the edge off.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Tony Stark
Gwyneth Paltrow - Pepper Potts

“Too me, you're just a horse with stripes who needs an attitude adjustment.”

Dustin Hoffman - Tucker

“- Katniss Everdeen: So you're here to make me look pretty.
- Cinna: I'm here to help you make an impression.”
Jennifer Lawrence - Katniss Everdeen
Lenny Kravitz - Cinna

“You work so hard not to be seen as a sex object. Before long, you're not seen at all.”
Laura Linney - Constance Harraway

“- Whitaker: I'm gonna start calling you Twins. Do you know why?
- Twins: Sir, because I carry the weight of two normal people.
- Whitaker: You're smart too, so you can realize that if your fat ass doesn't make it up that obstacle, your fat ass will be separated!”
McCaleb Burnett - Whitaker
Vicellous Shannon - Twins

“- Kate: I look so fat ugly and stupid in all those pictures.
- Meg Kennedy: Fat? Are you kidding me? You're like the poster child for thin people.”
Melora Walters - Kate
Mira Sorvino - Meg Kennedy

“- Martha: Rachel... It's about the uniform.
- Rachel: Oh, you want me to wear regular clothes so people will think I'm just your black friend who dropped by to clean your house because I ain't got nothin' better to do?
- Martha: Could you?”
Sally Kellerman - Martha
Ann Weldon - Rachel

“Never judge things by their appearance... even carpetbags. I'm sure I never do.”
Julie Andrews - Mary Poppins

“You know what you look like to me, with your good bag and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube. A well scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste. Good nutrition's given you some length of bone, but you're not more than one generation from poor white trash, are you, Agent Starling?”
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Dr. Hannibal Lecter

“Hey, Myerson. Say, I thought you were taller. I don't remember you being this short - how'd you get so short?”
Walter Matthau - Miles Kendig