Appearance quotes

“It's all wet and sticky!”

Geraldine Muir - Sue Rohan

“Paul Allen has mistaken me for this dickhead Marcus Halberstram. It seems logical because Marcus also works at P&P and in fact does the same exact thing I do and he also has a penchant for Valentino suits and Oliver Peoples glasses. Marcus and I even go to the same barber, although I have a slightly better haircut.”
Christian Bale - Patrick Bateman

“- Zammis: Uncle, what did my parent look like?
- Davidge: Your parent looked like... my friend.”
Bumper Robinson - Zammis
Dennis Quaid - Davidge

“- Rod Kimble: Hey, everybody! I got some awesome news. We have a new crew member today, Denise. So I thought it would be fun if we all went around and said our name and a little something about ourselves. I'll start. My name is Rod, and I like to party. All right, Dave, you're up.
- Dave: Uh, hi. Uh, my name is Dave, and uh... I like to party.
-...” (continue)(continue reading)
Andy Samberg - Rod Kimble
Bill Hader - Dave

“- Bruce Wayne: Bats are nocturnal.
- Alfred: Bats may be, but even for billionaire playboys, three o'clock is pushing it. The price of leading a double life, I fear. Your theatrics made an impression.
- Bruce Wayne: Theatricality and deception are powerful weapons, Alfred. It's a good start.”

Christian Bale - Bruce Wayne
Sir Michael Caine - Alfred

“Have you noticed how everybody seems to be dead lately?”
Tommy Lee Jones - Hawk Hawkins

“- Decorator: It's not black but it looks black. it's not brown...
- Walt Price: Yep, it's faggy without being homosexual.”

Dee Nelson - Decorator
William H. Macy - Walt Price

“- Angelo 'Snaps' Provolone: Let's get started, I got until noon to look like a banker.
- Luigi Finucci: We make you look like a banker. Take off your pants.”
Sylvester Stallone - Angelo 'Snaps' Provolone
Martin Ferrero - Luigi Finucci

“- Murph: Who let the baby into the sixth grade? What's in your bag? Your diapers?
- Junior Healy: No, my lunch, you pin-head.”

Eric Edwards - Murph
Michael Oliver - Junior Healy

“- Deputy Mayor Kevin Calhoun: Walter Stern looked so judicial. How could he be so corrupt?
- Abe Goodman: The sweater unravels.”
John Cusack - Deputy Mayor Kevin Calhoun
David Paymer - Abe Goodman

“My ex-husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should've taken a second look.”
Mia Farrow - Halley Reed

“- Casey: Three happy years of veggie burgers and acidophilus.
- Nick: Those are scrambled eggs.
- Casey: Scrambled Tofutti.
- Nick: Fuck, dude. Rod Serling's gonna step outta that fridge any second.”
Paulina Porizkova - Casey
Aaron Eckhart - Nick

“She's an illusion. Ok, you take away the make-up, the clothes, the way she wears her hair, the smell of her perfume, that cute little face she makes when she's tonguing my balls. Look she's totally replaceable.”
Chris Evans - Jake Wyler

“- Student: In this country you're nothin'. It doesn't matter how many schools you teach in... you and me, we walk down the street and all people are gonna see is black skin.
- Mark Thackeray: What do you want them to see?
- Student: Me.”
Sir Sidney Poitier - Mark Thackeray

“This haunted face holds no horror for me now. It’s in your soul that the true distortion lies.”

Emmy Rossum - Christine

“I'm the world's most dangerous predator. Everything about me invites you in: my voice, my face, even my smell. As if a need any of that. As if you could outrun me! As if you could fight me off! I'm designed to kill.”
Robert Pattinson - Edward Cullen

He looks Iranian to me. You know my sister, Maria, she married an Iranian guy. And they are hairy son-of-a-bitches. You know they got hair on their chest, their backs, their butts. We're talking Winnie the Pooh. We're talking Chewbacca, you know the guy in Star Wars who goes "Ahhhh! Ahhhh!"?

Paul Rodriguez - Barney Benar

“- Angela: She said you were a bad guy. You don't seem like a bad guy.
- Roy Waller: That's what makes me good at it.”
Alison Lohman - Angela
Nicolas Cage - Roy Waller

“Eddie, we're in show biz. It's all about razzle-dazzle. Appearances. If you look good, and you talk well, people will swallow anything.”
Jeffrey Jones - Criswell

“- Van Helsing: There's something down here, it's carnivorous. Whatever it is it appears to be... human. I'd say it's a size 17, about 360 pounds, 8 and a half to 9 feet tall and he has a bad gimp in his right leg and, ah, 3 copper teeth.
- Anna Valerious: How do you know he has copper teeth?
- Van Helsing: 'Cause he's standing right behind you.”
Hugh Jackman - Abraham Van Helsing
Kate Beckinsale - Anna Valerious

“- Coach Brakett: I'm long gone after this semester, anyway. And don't call me Coach anymore. Call me Roy. I'm only 23 for Christ sake.
- Tommy: You look much older.
- Coach Brakett: Why don't you go and sit on a snake, Turner.”
Boyd Gaines - Coach Brackett
Wyatt Knight - Tommy

“- Lilli Hargrave: I'm gonna keep this forever.
- Richard Lestrange: What's that?
- Lilli Hargrave: My prize. The white bead. I think... It looks nice in my hair. Do you?
- Richard Lestrange: I don't care what you do with it, or how you wear it. You can hang it from you nose for all I care.”
Milla Jovovich - Lilli Hargrave
Brian Krause - Richard Lestrange

“- Abraham Lincoln: Miss Todd, you thought my face was funny, and the way I dressed was funnier, but the joke's on you.
- Mary Todd Lincoln: Why? I don't understand.
- Abraham Lincoln: Wait until you dance with me.”
Walter Huston - Abraham Lincoln
Kay Hammond - Mary Todd Lincoln

“I'm sorry that good-looking people like us made you throw up and feel bad about yourself.”

Ben Stiller - Derek Zoolander

“- Mrs. Kendal: Why, Mr. Merrick, you're not an elephant man at all.
- John Merrick: Oh no?
- Mrs. Kendal: Oh no... no... you're a Romeo.”
Anne Bancroft - Mrs. Kendal
Sir John Hurt - John Merrick