Appearance quotes

“It's not how you look but how you act that counts in this world.”

Victor Potel - Mr. McKeewie

“- Deborah: Do you really hate this dress?
- Nick: What I really hate is this jacket, this white jacket. I look like a Brazilian gigolo.”
Bette Midler - Deborah
Woody Allen - Nick

“- Miss Moneypenny: Why James, you look like you've just fallen off a mountain.
- James Bond: Funny you should say that, Moneypenny, actually I was in a cable car. It doesn't matter.”
Lois Maxwell - Miss Moneypenny
Sir Roger Moore - James Bond

“- Larry: I'm not a giant, guys, alright? You guys are really little.
- Octavius: We may be small but our hearts are large... metaphorically speaking.”
Ben Stiller - Larry Daley

“I don't care anymore about looking perfect, it's so overrated! I don't need a nose job or blond hair, cos my sex-god boyfriend likes me just the way I am!”
Georgia Groome - Georgia Nicolson

“When I was a kid, you told me I should never let you get in the way of how much you love me. Well now you have to help me not get in the way. I'm old - older. But I still feel the same inside. My skin isn't twenty-three and my hair doesn't shine like it did, but when I look in the mirror I still see me. Except, Willie, it is just so hard to...” (continue)(continue reading)

Marcia Gay Harden - Joy Husband

“Look at you, you ain't no gangster! You're all Mr. 2% Milk, Mr. Khaki Pants, Mr. Touched By An Angel. Get out my face!”
Alex Solowitz - Mickey Parke

“- Katya: You have bewitched my family. My children think all you British are Santa Claus in beautiful tweed clothes.
- Barley: There's no Santa Claus. Nobody is what it seems. Except you.”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Katya
Sir Sean Connery - Barley

“A woman is a temple built on a sewer.”
Bruce Payne - Jacob Kell

“You are a scholar, are you not? Judging from your diminished physique and large forehead, you are suited for nothing else!”

Cree Summer - Princess 'Kida' Kidagakash

“- Jack Trainer: You're the first woman I've seen at one of these things that dresses like a woman, not like a woman thinks a man would dress if he was a woman.
- Tess McGill: Thank you I guess.”
Harrison Ford - Jack Trainer
Melanie Griffith - Tess McGill

“- Princess Fiona: My groom-to-be Lord Farquaad, what's he like?
- Shrek: Let me put it this way, Princess: men of his stature are in short supply.
- Donkey: Though there are those who think little of him!”
Cameron Diaz - Princess Fiona
Mike Myers - Shrek
Eddie Murphy - Donkey

“- Kevin: It's some kind of invisible barrier.
- Fidgit: Oh, so that's what an invisible barrier looks like.”
Craig Warnock - Kevin
Kenny Baker - Fidgit

“There's nothing wrong with you... except your hair. Your hair is a train wreck.”

Edward Norton - Will Graham

“- Nora Krank: Why would we want to get tans before the cruise? I thought the idea was to get them during the cruise.
- Luther Krank: Look at us, we kind of look like uncooked chicken.”
Jamie Lee Curtis - Nora Krank
Tim Allen - Luther Krank

“Maybe fun is just fragments of existence with better packaging.”
Noah Wyle - Steve Jobs

“- Douglas Fairbanks: Charles, you're a foreigner; you're still an outsider. You've never understood this country.
- Charlie Chaplin: It's a good country underneath, Doug.
- Douglas Fairbanks: No, it's a good country on top. Underneath, that's what starts showing when we're scared.”
Kevin Kline - Douglas Fairbanks
Robert Downey Jr. - Charles Spencer Chaplin

“- Jill Valentine: Angela Ashford, huh? That's a pretty grown-up name for a little girl.
- Angie Ashford: I'm not a little girl. Besides... all my friends call me Angie.”
Sienna Guillory - Jill Valentine
Sophie Vavasseur - Angie Ashford

“- John Allerdyce: Nice helmet.
- Cain Marko: Keeps my face pretty.”
Aaron Stanford - John Allerdyce
Vinnie Jones - Cain Marko

“- State Trooper: We're looking for a prisoner from that bus-train wreck a couple of hours ago, might be hurt.
- Dr. Richard Kimble: What does he look like?
- State Trooper: 6'1, 180, brown hair, brown eyes, beard. See anyone like that around?
- Dr. Richard Kimble: Every time I look in the mirror - except for the beard, of course!”

Kevin Crowley - State Trooper
Harrison Ford - Dr. Richard Kimble

“- Ma Falcone: Your necks are bigger than your heads.
- David Falcone: That's only because there are no muscles in our heads to exercise.
- Ma Falcone: What about your brain?
- Peter Falcone: The brain is not a muscle; it's an organ!
- David Falcone: And it's a good thing, too. Otherwise, our heads would be so huge, we would fall over!”

Jacque Lynn Colton - Ma Falcone
David Paul - David Falcone
Peter Paul - Peter Falcone

“There's not much makeup in the army, is there? They only have that nighttime look, and that's a bit slapdash, isn't it?”
Eddie Izzard - Himself

“Charlie Chaplin entered a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest in Monte Carlo and came in third. Now that's a story.”
Bruce Willis - Mr. Goodkat

“I want ten thousand tough guys, and I want ten thousand soft guys to make the tough guys look tougher.”
Albert Brooks - Russ Cargill

“- Terk: What kind of animal are you?
- Tantor: You know, I've been thinking lately that Tarzan may be some sub-species of elephant.
- Terk: Are you kidding... What are you talking about?
- Tantor: I mean, think about it. He enjoys a peanut, I enjoy a peanut...
- Terk: He looks nothing like you!”

Rosie O'Donnell - Terk
Wayne Knight - Tantor