Appearance quotes

“Why the hell are two grown men still calling themselves Joe Dick and Billy Tallent? When they gave themselves those names they were 16... 17. The question is, when do they stop using them? Forty? Fifty? Sixty? You wonder if they remember their real names. Joe Mulgrew. Bill Boisy. Then there's Pipe... can't even remember his real name. I used to...” (continue)(continue reading)
John Pyper-Ferguson - John Oxenberger

“- Guy in bathroom: Hey, you're in the Army, yes?
- Dignan: No, I just have short hair.”
Owen Wilson - Dignan

“For a man of such high rank you're kind of short.”

Viggo Mortensen - Frank Hopkins

“Oh, my God. You look like someone just took out all your blood and replaced it with milk.”

Richard Mulligan - Leo Brody

“- Steve Jobs: We're better than you are! We have better stuff.
- Bill Gates: You don't get it, Steve. That doesn't matter!”
Noah Wyle - Steve Jobs
Anthony Michael Hall - Bill Gates

“- Avery Johnson: This is just a publicity stunt for you. You are not a coach!
- Eddie: You're not a player, looking like a little roach.”
Avery Johnson - Himself
Whoopi Goldberg - Eddie

“You know, outside the circus, most people were afraid of me. But I didn't hate them. I pitied them. Do you know why? Because most people will never know anything beyond what they see with their own two eyes.”
Alan Cumming - Nightcrawler

“- Tracy Lord: How do I look?
- Seth Lord: Like a queen. Like a goddess.
- Tracy Lord: And do you know how I feel?
- Seth Lord: How?
- Tracy Lord: Like a human. Like a human being.”
Katharine Hepburn - Tracy Lord
John Halliday - Seth Lord

“- Frenchie: Doody, how do I look?
- Doody: Like a beautiful blonde pineapple!”
Didi Conn - Frenchie
Barry Pearl - Doody

“Abominable. Can you believe that? Do I look abominable to you? Why can't they call me the Adorable Snowman, or the Agreeable Snowman, for crying out loud? I'm a nice guy.”
John Deszo Ratzenberger - Yeti

“- Himmel Shank: Don't flatter me.
- Pestario 'Pest' Vargas: Ok, your feet stink, your nose is point and your mother dresses you funny!”
Edoardo Ballerini - Himmel Shank
John Leguizamo - Pestario 'Pest' Vargas

“Some women are born beautiful. They make it look easy. But most women have to put a little time and effort into their appearance, and then there are those of us who need all the help we can get, like me.”
Roseanne Barr - Ruth Patchett

“- Ariel: What are transvestites?
- Christy: A man who dresses up as a woman.
- Ariel: For Halloween?
- Christy: No, all the time. It's just what they do here.”
Emma Bolger - Ariel
Sarah Bolger - Christy

“- Major Charles Bolton: How did Lt. Handcock look?
- Cpl. Sharp: Like he was thinking, sir... like... I can't think of the...
- Major Charles Bolton: Did he look like he was agitated?
- Cpl. Sharp: Agitated? Yes, that's it, sir. Yes, sir, he looked agitated.
- Major J.F. Thomas: Objection. Major Bolton is leading the witness.
- Major Charles...” (continue)(continue reading)
Rod Mullinar - Major Charles Bolton
Chris Haywood - Cpl. Sharp
Jack Thompson - Major J.F. Thomas

“- Dan: You know, Alice, except for politics, we've got a lot in common: We're both pretty serious, and, I think, respect each other's bases for judgment. Occasionally I get reactionary thoughts, too.
- Alice: I'm not reactionary.
- Dan: Well, aesthetically.”
Matt Ross - Dan
Chloë Sevigny - Alice

“- Eddie Sparks: You know...for an old broad, you're still pretty sexy.
- Dixie Leonard: How would you know?
- Eddie Sparks: I think I'm getting excited.
- Dixie Leonard: Let me know when you're sure.”
James Caan - Eddie Sparks
Bette Midler - Dixie Leonard

“Everybody's fucked up, but nobody wants anybody else to think they are. But everybody knows they are anyway.”
Steve Buscemi - Tommy

“- Sundance Kid: Longabaugh. Harry Longabaugh.
- Butch Cassidy: That's not an outlaw name. You don't have an outlaw face, either. You better do something about that.
- Sundance Kid: Yeah, like what?
- Butch Cassidy: I don't know. Get yourself a nice scar or grow a mustache.”
William Katt - Sundance Kid
Tom Berenger - Butch Cassidy

“- John Patrick Mason: I want a suite, a shower, a shave, the feel of a suit.
- Stanley Goodspeed: May I also suggest a haircut?
- John Patrick Mason: Am I out of style?
- Stanley Goodspeed: Unless you're a 20 year old guitarist from Seattle. It's a grunge thing.”

Sir Sean Connery - John Patrick Mason
Nicolas Cage - Stanley Goodspeed

“- Charlie: Well, we can't be calling you Milky if your comin' with us, so what's your name?
- Whitey: Casper, but my friends call me Whitey.
- Charlie: Uh, okay.”

Jim Carrey - Charlie
Michael Bowman - Whitey

“- Paul Varjak: Sally Tomato?
- Holly Golightly: Oh, don’t look so shocked. They couldn’t prove he was even part of the mafia, much less head of it. My dear, the only thing that they did was prove that he cheated at his income tax. Anyway, all I know is that he’s a darling old man. He was never my lover or anything like that. In fact, I never...” (continue)(continue reading)
George Peppard - Paul Varjak
Audrey Hepburn - Holly Golightly

“- Annie Knowby: The first passage will allow the demon to manifest itself in the flesh.
- Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: Why the hell would we want to do that?”

Sarah Berry - Annie Knowby
Bruce Campbell - Ashley "Ash" J. Williams

“Appearances are everything, Miss Fang. Politics and deception are built on it.”
Anne Archer - Eleanor Hooks

“He left me. He left me because she looked more like me than I did.”

Sean Young - Lola Cain

“But the worst thing is: that Me, Fatty, Sideburns Lady, and the mutants over at Table 9, will never ever find a way to better the situation, because apparently we have nothing to offer to the opposite sex.”

Adam Sandler - Robbie Hart