Appearance quotes

“There's things you have to do - which reminds me - you know this hero business? One of the things you learn as you grow older is that life gets very complicated... weird, actually. It's, you know, like people aren't exactly like they seem. Nothin' is. Life gets unbelievable... Uh, it gets normal as you get older.”

Dustin Hoffman - Bernie LaPlante

“They say we are made in God's image though if that were true I wouldn't want to meet him in a dark alley!”
Philippe Noiret - Lucien Cordier

“- Scott Calvin: You know, you look pretty good for your age.
- Elf-Judy: Thanks, but I'm seeing someone in wrapping.”
Tim Allen - Scott Calvin
Paige Tamada - Elf-Judy

“Don't be fooled about his looking civilized. They're all tricky, treacherous and immoral.”

Clara Blandick - Mrs. Jackson

“My $2,000 watch is a fake, and so am I.”
Colin Farrell - Stu Shepard

“There's a lot of nobility in this room. Must be the paneling.”
Michael Douglas - Superior Court Judge Steven R. Hardin

“- Fred Madison: I had a dream about you last night.
- Renee Madison: Yeah? What was it about?
- Fred Madison: You were in the house, calling my name, but I couldn't find you. Then there you were, lying in bed... but it wasn't you. It looked like you, but it wasn't.”
Bill Pullman - Fred Madison
Patricia Arquette - Renee Madison

“- Karl Westover: Are you all right?
- Barbarosa: No, I ain't all right! Do I look all right?
- Karl Westover: Well, you look better than you did when you was at the bottom of that grave.”
Gary Busey - Karl Westover
Willie Nelson - Barbarosa

“- Mason Verger: I guess now you wish you would have fed the rest of me to the dogs.
- Hannibal Lecter: No, Mason, I much prefer you the way you are.”
Gary Leonard Oldman - Mason Verger
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Hannibal Lecter

“I have to go. I have to live my life. I have to appear calm and intelligent, I am dating a person.”
Marsha Mason - Nora McPhee

“- Francis Phelan: I'd like to buy this shirt from you. Will you take two bits for it?
- Rosskam: Why does a bum need a clean shirt?
- Francis Phelan: Clothes make the man, they say.
- Rosskam: Tidy bum. Sensitive, tidy bum I got on my wagon.”
Jack Nicholson - Francis Phelan
Hy Anzell - Rosskam

“- Barfly: It's a nice dress.
- Ann Bishop Mullany: Thanks. I thought so, too.
- Barfly: Looks like a tablecloth.”
Steven Brill - Barfly
Andie MacDowell - Ann Bishop Mullany

“Satan wears many guises. At times, he is the singer of a lurid song you hear on the radio. At times, the author of a salacious novel. The quiet man in the schoolyard, asking your children if he might join their game...and at times, the maker of sweet things, mere trifles, for what could seem more harmless, more innocent, than chocolate?”

Hugh O'Conor - Father Henri

“- Carter: You just jealous, Lee, 'cause women like me. I'm tall, dark and hansome and you third world ugly.
- Lee: I am not third world ugly, women think I'm cute. Like Snoopy.
- Carter: Lee, Snoopy is 6 inches taller than you.”
Chris Tucker - Carter
Jackie Chan - Lee

- Joe Hallenbeck: What is that?
- Jimmy Dix: It's a bomb.
- Joe Hallenbeck: It doesn't look like a bomb, it looks like an apple with lines comin' out of it. They're gonna say "Don't open the briefcase, it's full of fresh fruit!".

Bruce Willis - Joe Hallenbeck
Damon Wayans - Jimmy Dix

“- Hateful Guard: What's that on your face blubber boy? A booger?
- Cry-Baby: Are you blind? It's a lonely tear drop!
- Hateful Guard: Now, ain't that cute? It oughta go real good with your new haircut.
- Cry-Baby: I ain't gettin' no haircut!”
Willem Dafoe - Hateful Guard
Johnny Depp - Cry-Baby

“Have you ever noticed the older you get the smaller you become?”
Richard Jordan - Alan Delour

- Slannen: You know, I hope you don't mind me saying this, but you're much prettier than I would've expected.
- Brumhilda: I know. Giants are supposed to be big, ugly and mean. It's because of stories like "Jack and the Beanstalk". Stinking Grimm Brothers!
Aidan McArdle - Slannen
Heidi Klum - Brumhilda

“I think it's easy to throw my face on the TV, because in the end, I'm a poster boy for fear. Because I represent what everyone is afraid of, because I say and do whatever I want.”

Marilyn Manson - Himself

“What was he wearing? Well, uh, let's see, he was wearing a red argyle sweater, and tan trousers, and red shoes... Hmm? No, he's not retarded.”

Edward Andrews - Howard

“That's what I love about working for you. It's a total freedom from hero worship. It's very refreshing.”
Johnny Galecki - Seth

“I don't wanna be the same as everybody else. That's why I'm a Mod, see? I mean, you gotta be somebody, ain't ya, or you might as well jump in the sea and drown.”
Phil Daniels - Jimmy

“- Cathleen Calvert: That's Rhett Butler. He's from Charleston. He has the most terrible reputation.
- Scarlett - Their Daughter: He looks as if... as if he knows what I look like without my shimmy.”
Marcella Martin - Cathleen Calvert
Vivien Leigh - Scarlett - Their Daughter

“Abuse victims are always the best actors. They have to be, to live their whole lives with the pain and shame pretending there is nothing wrong. It's the greatest performance of all.”
Richard Stephen Dreyfuss - Dr. Jake Rainer

“Just disappear them. Their execution would tell the world I didn't have control. These days, better to appear guilty than impotent.”

Ciarán Hinds - President Nemerov