Appearance quotes

“- Rasputin: Bartok, get me a comb, find some cologne. I want to look my best!
- Bartok: That might take some work, sir.”
Chris Lloyd - Rasputin
Hank Azaria - Bartok

“Power perceived is power achieved.”
Ernie Hudson - Principal Claude Rolle

“- Jake Barnes: What's that? It's either a polar bear or the whitest dog I've ever seen.
- Sean Barnes: It's a dog. Can I keep him?”

Dirk Benedict - Jake Barnes
Vincent Kartheiser - Sean Barnes

“Attention all campers, it's 9:30... and that's lights-out time here at Camp Northstar, 9:30 as you know. Tomorrow is parents day, and you must look rested or Morty will be sent to the state penitentiary.”
Bill Murray - Tripper

“- Groucho: You call this a barn? This looks like a stable.
- Chico: Well, if you look at it, it's a barn. If you smell it, it's a stable.”
Groucho Marx - Groucho
Chico Marx - Chico

“- Sean Dawkins: How's my hair look? Finesse?
- Gordie Boggs: Bro, you're driving a truck full of ass juice. I wouldn't worry about your hair.”
Scott Caan - Sean Dawkins
David Arquette - Gordie Boggs

“You want to know what your problem is? MTV, Playboy, and Madison fucking Avenue. Yes. Let me explain something to you, ok? Girls with big tits have big asses. Girls with little tits have little asses. That's the way it goes. God doesn't fuck around; he's a fair guy. He gave the fatties big, beautiful tits and the skinnies little tiny niddlers....” (continue)(continue reading)
Rosie O'Donnell - Gina Barrisano

“- Mary Anne Meechum: He does remind me someone from the movies, but it's not Rhett Butler.
- Karen Meechum: Who's that?
- Mary Anne Meechum: Godzilla!”

Lisa Jane Persky - Mary Anne Meechum
Julie Anne Haddock - Karen Meechum

“Villainy wears many masks, none so dangerous as the mask of virtue.”
Johnny Depp - Ichabod Crane

- George "Buck" Weaver: How do I look?
- Helen Weaver: You look just fine.
- George "Buck" Weaver: I look like a future jailbird.

John Cusack - George "Buck" Weaver
Barbara Garrick - Helen Weaver

“- Barry: It's Curly. He's come back from the dead!
- Ira: He looks great.”
Josh Mostel - Barry Shalowitz
David Paymer - Ira Shalowitz

“- Jim: Have you seen my girlfriend? Tall, thin, legs for days?
- Eva: Yeah I pitched her overboard.”
Eion Bailey - Jim
Zoe Saldana - Eva

“I speak. You do not speak. Your job is to just sit there and look innocent.”

Richard Tiffany Gere - Martin Vail

“- Marta Griggs: This simple island girl knows a good thing when she sees it: fine family, good-looking boy. There's a future there.
- James: Just because she's not like those fools you invite home, caring for nothing but their latest dress and their father's money.”
Jessica Turner - Marta Griggs
Trent Ford - James

“If you want to be cool, first you pull your headband into the cool position. Then you just lean back, put this hand in your pocket and then you wave this hand behind you like you just cut one and you’re trying to shoo away the stinch.”
Cheech Marin - Rudy

“Too bad you can't practice getting taller, boys.”
Dee Bradley Baker - Daffy Duck

“- Little Girl: You're fatter this year.
- Santa: Thank you. You've grown, too. Now go back to sleep.”
Melissa King - Little Girl

“- Jess Robin: Hello?
- Bubba: So how's my favorite white man?
- Jess Robin: Bubba! How's L.A.? You still working on your tan?
- Bubba: Every day, Jess, every day.”
Neil Diamond - Jess Robin

- Tee: How you doing, baby?
- Brandi Web: "How am I doing, baby"? I'm not your baby.
- Tee: Excuse me. Most men would have called you stuck up, looking all like a Barbie doll.
Bobby Brown - Tee
Lynn Whitfield - Brandi Web

“If I die I will die well dressed.”

Tchéky Karyo - Jean Villeneuve

“You look ridiculous in that make-up. Like the caricature of a whore.”

Marlon Brando - Paul

“You look like the heavyweight champion of pimps.”

Will Smith - Muhammad Ali

“- Larry:I don't have anything in my place, I just left with a suitcase. I lost my comb. This morning, I had to brush my hair with my toothbrush. I mean, I cleaned it out really good so I feel more comfortable, but it takes about twenty minutes. Does it look okay?
- Warren: No, it looks good, I was just thinking about how good it looks.
- Larry:...” (continue)(continue reading)
Steve Martin - Larry
Charles Grodin - Warren

“- Hillary: I don't want to look desperate.
- Monica: Desperate? You could stand there naked with a mattress strapped to your back and still look like a vestal virgin.
- Hillary: Do you think that would work?”
Catherine Kellner - Hillary
Martha Plimpton - Monica

“- Linda Davenport: You're in high school now, and I expect you to act like it.
- Luke Davenport: Then don't dress me in these dorky clothes.
- Linda Davenport: You're not dressed in dorky clothes, you're in nice clothes. You look very handsome. You should consider yourself lucky.
- Luke Davenport: I should consider myself dorky.”
Lisa Eichhorn - Linda Davenport
Brock Pierce - Luke Davenport