Appearance quotes

“The room looks like the Manson family stayed here a month.”

Christian Slater - Robert Boyd

“- George Swanson: Hey guys, how do I look?
- Alex Cutter: Hey, you look like a fat man on a horse, Georgie.”

Arthur Rosenberg - George Swanson
John Heard - Alex Cutter

“- Harlan 'Flat-top' Meyers: I've been waiting for you!
- Andre Krimm: You should be waiting for the guy that cut your hair!”
Tom Whitenight - Harlan 'Flat-top' Meyers
Sinbad - Andre Krimm

“I'm not really myself except in the midst of elegant crowds, at the heart of rich districts, or amid the sumptuous ornamentation of palace hotels, an army of servants, and plush carpet underfoot.”
Ganiat Kasumu - Mary

“- Odessa Cotter: Miss Thompson, I don't want your children to grow up scared of mine.
- Miriam Thompson: It's just that a lot of the whites are scared. I'm a little scared.
- Odessa Cotter: We're all scared. What's scarin' you Miss Thompson, who you are, or what Mr. Thompson wants you to be?”
Whoopi Goldberg - Odessa Cotter
Sissy Spacek - Miriam Thompson

“- Vincent Talbot: I must apologize for my behavior in the office, it's just that your appearance was a bit of a shock to me.
- Elvira: It's okay. My appearance is kind of a shock to everybody.”
William Morgan Sheppard - Vincent Talbot
Cassandra Peterson - Elvira

“If I had known I was gonna meet the president, I would've worn a tie. I mean, look at me. I look like a schlemiel.”
Judd Hirsch - Julius Levinson

“What a lovely thing she was... Standing as high in the water as one of your skyscrapers, longer than two rugby fields, and furnishings to match the finest mansions in England. She was one of a kind, no question about it, and God himself, they said, couldn't sink her. Then in two hours she was gone... and fifteen hundred souls with her.”

Alec Guinness - John Bigalow

- Reggie: You know, your son looks like a fag to me.
- Anita McCambridge: I beg your pardon?
- Reggie: You better get re-married again, or he's gonna have someone's cock in his mouth before you can say "Jack Robinson".
Paul Newman - Reggie
Kathryn Walker - Anita McCambridge

“- Steve Wozniak: Where's your beard?
- Steve Jobs: In the bathroom sink. I shaved it off.
- Steve Wozniak: Well, how come?
- Steve Jobs: 'Cause banks don't like beards.”
Joey Slotnick - Steve Wozniak
Noah Wyle - Steve Jobs

“He looks like a Bulgarian boll weevil mourning its first-born.”
Ned Sparks - Thomas Barry

“About the people whom you will judge, know this; all they do is struggle to find a kind of security. They're just people, like us. Therefore you mustn't judge them on the basis of appearance or hearsay.”
Ralph Fiennes - Adam Sors

“- Paul Matthews: You look familiar.
- Prince Geoffrey: Yeah, I'm the Prince of England.”
Tate Donovan - Paul Matthews
Dylan Baker - Prince Geoffrey

“Martha Jane Canary was a dear and selfless woman, but she looked like an unmade bed. This young lady's far to pretty.”
James Garner - Wyatt Earp

“- Elijah C. Skuggs: Do I seem like a weirdo?
- Ricky Coogan: Nope. You seem like a regular dumbshit old redneck to me.”
Randy Quaid - Elijah C. Skuggs
Alex Winter - Ricky Coogan

“- Tommy: Does this suit make me look fat?
- Richard: No, your face does.”
Chris Farley - Tommy
David Spade - Richard

“You don’t have to be embarrassed by me anymore. I’m rich! Isn’t that what you want? Isn’t it great? Are we happy now?”
Ethan Hawke - Finnegan Bell

“The genius who created me only took care of my dashing good looks, my razor sharp wit and my irresistible attraction to the wrong women.”
Nipsey Russell - Tinman

“- Jack Grimaldi: So you're the big hoodlum? Personally, I don't see it.
- Mona Demarkov: Keep lookin'.”
Gary Leonard Oldman - Jack Grimaldi
Lena Olin - Mona Demarkov

“- Alsatia Zevo: You know, you remind me a lot of my brother.
- Captain Patrick Zevo: That's impossible. We're exact opposites.
- Alsatia Zevo: That's what I mean. He's all silly and soft on the outside and on the inside he's really strong and you're just the opposite.”
Joan Cusack - Alsatia Zevo
LL Cool J - Captain Patrick Zevo

“- Rose: How's the pizza world?
- Gary: It's round, Rose!”
Kimmy Robertson - Rose
Lawrence Monoson - Gary

“He will be attractive! He'll be nice and helpful. He'll get a job where he influences a great God-fearing nation. He'll never do an evil thing! He'll never deliberately hurt a living thing... he will just bit by little bit lower our standards where they are important. Just a tiny little bit. Just coax along flash over substance. Just a tiny...” (continue)(continue reading)

Albert Brooks - Aaron Altman

“- John Cassady: I thought you were dead.
- Richard Boyle: Dead? Why, do I look that bad?
- John Cassady: Yes.”
John Savage - John Cassady
James Woods - Richard Boyle

“- Jack Holden: Angelyne! Whew! Boy, you look different. What happened?
- Angelyne: I'm dressed.”
Ted Danson - Jack Holden
Claire Cellucci - Angelyne

“- Lt. Frank Drebin: Now, Jane, what can you tell us about the man you saw last night?
- Jane Spencer: He's Caucasian.
- Ed Hocken: Caucasian?
- Jane Spencer: Yeah, you know, a white guy. A moustache. About six-foot-three.”
Leslie William Nielsen - Frank Drebin
Priscilla Presley - Jane Spencer
George Kennedy - Ed Hocken