Appearance quotes

“- Simone: Being cheap is one thing. Looking cheap is another. That really takes talent...
- George: Some women are whores. Some whores are black. You take what you're given, don't you?”
Cathy Tyson - Simone
Bob Hoskins - George

“- Russ Duritz: Stop biting your nails.
- Amy: Nail. I only bite one. What's it to you, anyway?
- Russ Duritz: It matters because you work for me. When you bite your nails, you're advertising nervousness and insecurity.
- Amy: Really? Advertising all that with one little nail?”
Bruce Willis - Russ Duritz
Emily Mortimer - Amy

“- Silas Crow: I think you're looking pretty good for three years in the pen.
- Gooch: It's a fucking health spa.”
Ryan Rajendra Black - Silas Crow
Michael Greyeyes - Gooch

“- John Merrick: I must have been a great disappointment to her.
- Mrs. Treves: No, Mr. Merrick, no. No son as loving as you could ever be a disappointment.”

Sir John Hurt - John Merrick
Hannah Gordon - Mrs. Treves

“While women will always be a problem for us, most of the great art in the world is about that very same problem. Good-looking people don't have any spine. Their art never lasts. They get the girls, but we're smarter.”
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Lester Bangs

“- Gayle: Do you know what's so nice about doctors?
- Dr. Bill Harford: Usually a lot less than people imagine.
- Gayle: They always seem so knowledgeable.
- Dr. Bill Harford: Oh, they are very knowledgeable about all sorts of things.
- Gayle: But I bet they work too hard. Just think of all they miss.
- Dr. Bill Harford: You're probably right.”
Tom Cruise - Dr. William Harford
Louise J. Taylor - Gayle

“- Craig Schwartz: I've fallen in love, and this is what people who've fallen in love look like.
- Maxine Lund: Well, you picked the unrequited variety. It's very bad for the skin.”
John Cusack - Craig Schwartz
Catherine Keener - Maxine Lund

“You can't believe her. Look at the hair, the clothes, the constant cheerfulness!”
Tim Matheson - Roy Martin

- Saunders: Saunders. Head of Section "V" Vienna. You're bloody late. This is a mission, not a fancy dress ball.
- James Bond: We have time.

Thomas Wheatley - Saunders
Timothy Dalton - James Bond

“I have to wear a fake fuckin' ass over my ass!”
Sam Rockwell - Sam

“- Evans: There ya are, Dutchy, you're 21 again.
- Jake: I'm just now 19, Nort.
- Evans: Is that so.”

Zach Grenier - Mr. Evans
Tobey Maguire - Jake Roedel

“You know, what do I know about Eunice Doolittle's neck. I never even noticed she had one.”

James Stewart - John Horace Mason

“Morning, Stretch. Are you getting taller or did I break a heel?”
Fran Drescher - Karen Blittstein

“You better fix that damn watch. And you rich girl, we know you have money. Put that damn diamond away. And you British guy, if you are going to live in this country you better go see a damn dentist about that stink-ass breath. You smell like hot garbage.”

Marlon Wayans - Darryl Witherspoon

“- Dr. Niko Tatopoulus: What's with the chewing gum?
- Philippe Roaché: It makes us look more American.”
Matthew Broderick - Dr. Niko Tatopoulos
Jean Reno - Philippe Roaché

“- King Marchand: You were all-American! I never saw a rougher, tougher, meaner, sonofabitch football player in all my life.
- 'Squash' Bernstein: Boss, if you didn't want the guys to call you queer, you became a rough tough sonofabitchin' football player.”

James Garner - King Marchand
Alex Karras - Squash' Bernstein

“- Mulan: Any questions?
- Yao: Does this dress make me look fat?”
Ming-Na Wen - Mulan
Harvey Forbes Fierstein - Yao

“- Aaron Levinsky: You look wonderful.
- Claudia Draper: You know what I use this dress for? For the ones who want to sit on Mommy's lap.”

Richard Stephen Dreyfuss - Aaron Levinsky
Barbra Streisand - Claudia Draper

“Don't get too cocky, my boy. No matter how good you are, don't ever let them see you coming. That's the gaffe, my friend. You gotta keep yourself small. Innocuous. Be the little guy. You know, the nerd, the leper, shit-kicking surfer.”
Al Pacino - John Milton

“Brian, Halloween's not until October.”

Max Perlich - Yabbo

“- Clay: You ok?
- Blair: It's the cocaine... too much speed or something.
- Clay: That's a relief.
- Blair: What?
- Clay: Well, you're fucked up, you look like shit, but no problem, all you need is a better cut of cocaine.”
Andrew McCarthy - Clay
Jami Gertz - Blair

“I found the people at the Oscars singularly unattractive, didn't you? I noticed a general decline in facelifts and hair transplants. Must be the economy, don't you think?”
Maggie Smith - Diana Barrie

“- Controller #1: What's a curl?
- Controller #2: Isn't that what the old Cape Cannaveral guys called a comet with an east-west trajectory?
- Controller #1: How would I know? I was in high school back then.
- Controller #2: You look old for your age.”
John Deszo Ratzenberger - Controller #1
Shane Rimmer - Controller #2

“Anyone with any common sense can be sexy.”
Diane Ladd - Mother

“- Billie Pike: How old are you?
- Willard Young: Ten. How old are you?
- Billie Pike: Nine. I thought you'd be bigger.
- Willard Young: Hey! Look who's talking, you midget. It just so happens I'm exactly the right size for my age.”
Thora Birch - Billie Pike
Elijah Wood - Willard Young