Appearance quotes

“- Eric Bates: Fancy?
- Fancy Bates: What?
- Eric Bates: What did your boobs look like before?”
Scott Schwartz - Eric Bates
Teresa Ganzel - Fancy Bates

“- Roy Knable: Helen, if we ever get out of this things will be different from now on, I promise. I'm not just going to be a watcher. I'm going to be the man I was when we first got married.
- Helen Knable: You weren't blonde then and you wore a lot less makeup.”
John Ritter - Roy Knable
Pam Dawber - Helen Knable

“- Kid in Bank: Hey, Mom! It's the guy who robbed the bank.
- Tommy: I didn't rob any bank.
- Kid in Bank: Oh, yeah, right. Like it was some other real fat guy with a tiny head.
- Tommy: I got a tiny head?”
Gil Filar - Kid in Bank
Chris Farley - Tommy

“- Hallie: You're all bent. Are you sick?
- Sonny: Nope. Just bent.”
Jane Seymour Fonda - Hallie
Robert Redford - Sonny

“I don't want to know nothing. I never saw you throw that gentleman off the balcony. All I care about is: are you happy with your haircut?”

Anthony Clark - Paul the Hotel Barber

“- Maxie Devine: Where did you get that haircut? In the Army?
- Christopher Dubois: No, um... I'm a sailor.”
James Remar - Maxie Devine
Jean-Claude Van Damme - Christopher Dubois

“Why, Mr. Stevens, why do you always have to hide what you feel?”
Emma Thompson - Miss Kenton

“People aren't always what they appear to be. Don't forget that.”
Kevin Bacon - Ray Duquette

“- Ozzie: There's a leprechaun in the basement!
- Nathan Murphy: Hold on. What's going on?
- Ozzie: He came out of a box. He had these long, real skinny fingers. He wasn't nice like lucky charms or anything. And then he ate a bug!”
Mark Holton - Ozzie
Ken Olandt - Nathan Murphy

“- Gail Stanwyck: She looks like a hooker. Look at her. Look at her! Could you love someone who looked like that?
- Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher: What are you talking about? Of course not! Five, ten minutes tops, maybe.”
Dana Wheeler-Nicholson - Gail Stanwyk
Chevy Chase - Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher

“- Buddy Evans: What's wrong with my forehead?
- Ms. Werner: Look at those lines.
- Buddy Evans: What lines?
- Ms. Werner: Looks like it's suffering from erosion.
- Buddy Evans: As long as we're talking about looks, your nose isn't exactly classic.
- Ms. Werner: Has anyone ever suggested that you plant corn in your eyebrows?”
Burt Reynolds - Buddy Evans
Carol Locatell - Ms. Werner

“- Nikki Downing: Look at her. Isn't she perfect?
- Harry Crumb: Well, I wouldn't say perfect. I mean, look at the size of her head. She must be enormous. But easy to find.”
Shawnee Smith - Nikki Downing
John Candy - Harry Crumb

“- Ivy Miller: I'm sorry, were you sleeping?
- Wyatt Trips: Did my closed eyes and peaceful demeanor tip you off?”
Reese Witherspoon - Ivy Miller
Paul Rudd - Wyatt Trips

“- Mitzuko: Jun... why do you always have such a sad face? Are you unhappy?
- Jun: I'm very happy. That's just the way my face is.”

Yûki Kudô - Mitsuko
Masatoshi Nagase - Jun

“- Laverne: Take it from us, Quasi. You've got nothing to worry about.
- Hugo: Yeah, you're irresistible!
- Victor: Knights-in-shining-armor certainly aren't her type.
- Hugo: And those guys are a dime a dozen, but you - you're one of a kind.”
Mary Wickes - Laverne
Jason Alexander - Hugo
Charles Kimbrough - Victor

“- Man with Cigars: Well I like you. Tomorrow at noon, you may climb me.
- Ernie Fortunato: Come on. He ain't that short.
- Man with Cigars: Yeah? Well then how come he spent last month dangling from my car mirror?”

Pat McCormick - Man with Cigars
Dom DeLuise - Ernie Fortunato

“When you're weak, you act strong. And when you're strong pretend to be weak.”
Ossie Davis - Noah

“- John Horace Mason: Mother, come here. Jane, look. He's smiling at me! He's smiling at me!
- Mrs. Harriet Mason: That's gas.”
James Stewart - John Horace Mason
Lucile Watson - Mrs. Harriet Mason

“- Kool: Too damn skinny. You can see their bones and stuff, they look like bicycles. I want a woman that looks like a Cadillac.
- Buffy: I know what you mean.”

Damon Wimbley - Kool
Darren Robinson - Buffy

“- Hugo: You could wear a disguise, just this once. What Frollo doesn't know can't hurt ya.
- Victor: Ignorance is bliss.”

Jason Alexander - Hugo
Charles Kimbrough - Victor

“- Jane: Sometimes you can be such a child.
- Grover: Yeah, but if I was a child you'd find that endearing.”
Olivia d'Abo - Jane
Josh Hamilton - Grover

“- Mark Kaminsky: What do you think I look like, Dirty Harry?
- Chief Harry Shannon: I think you look like an unhappy man.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Mark Kaminsky
Darren McGavin - Harry Shannon

“- Stan Starkey: What have you done to my wrinkled suit?
- Jessie Montgomery: I pressed it.
- Stan Starkey: I know, but you're not supposed to press it! It's a wrinkled suit! I bought it wrinkled! It's a Giorgio Armani wrinkle! Wrinkles are in! It's the 80's, kiddo. Wake up! I can't believe this! My Giorgio Armani, pressed!”

Dick Shawn - Stan Starkey
Ally Sheedy - Jessie Montgomery

“A lot of people don't dress their age.”
Sheila McCarthy - Gwenna Krupp

“You can tell a lot about a person by the way they do their nails.”
Cynthia Gibb - Cece