Appearance quotes

“Smile, you must smile: they're watching us, your side and my side. We're going to beat them both. I can't save Yakov, nothing can; but you're safe, the children are safe, uncle Matvey's safe. I love you and I won't let you down.”
Sir Sean Connery - Barley

“I'll never look like Barbie. Barbie doesn't have bruises.”
Chloe Webb - Nancy Spungen

“I wonder if my opponent is basing her opinion on the Prince's politics or how cute she thinks his butt is?”
Anne Hathaway - Ella

“- Jason: You don't look like a maid.
- Gabriela: I'm not, I'm the nanny. Do I look like a nanny?
- Jason: No.”
Stephen Dorff - Jason
Jennifer Lopez - Gabriela

“I love you even when you're sick and look disgusting.”

Colin Firth - Jamie

“Dress shabbily, they notice the dress. Dress impeccably, they notice the woman - Coco Chanel!”
Sigourney Weaver - Katherine Parker

“- Walter Bentley: Spencer! You look awful!
- Jimmy Dworski: Like he looks great.”

Stephen Elliott - Walter
Jim Belushi - Jimmy

“- Mo: The Prince of Evil? You work at fuckin' Dairy Queen.
- Saul: Liar!
- Mo: Liar, my ass! You served my cousin and me a snackerwizard last week.”
Megahn Perry - Mo
David Gunn - Saul

“The minute I laid eyes on you, I knew you were no good.”

James Karen - Lynch

“- Deputy Mayor Kevin Calhoun: You look good.
- Mayor John Pappas: Of course - I'm the mayor.”

John Cusack - Deputy Mayor Kevin Calhoun
Al Pacino - Mayor John Pappas

“- Finnegan: Like a fine wine, I'm aging gracefully, thank you.
- Mason: Like a fine wine my ass. You look more like a keg of beer to me.”
Treat Williams - John Finnegan
Clifton Powell - Mason

“- Bianca: Hi Jessica, you look great. Are you doing anything different or just hanging out with skankier friends?
- Jessica Spencer: You look good, too, Bianca. Are you eating less or just barfing more?
- Monique: Barfing more.”
Maria-Elena Laas - Bianca
Rob Schneider - Jessica
Ashlee Simpson - Monique

“- Captain: Phillip, the old bunch is gone. Look at these new heroes. All wind and smoke. Just big mouths.
- Thomsen: Yeah, yeah. They keep together, balls in hand. And the belief in our Führer in their eyes.
- Captain: They will know in time.”
Jürgen Prochnow - Capt.-Lt. Henrich Lehmann-Willenbrock - Der Alte
Otto Sander - Phillip Thomsen

“- Alan Simon: Why are all the mirrors covered?
- Arnold Beckoff: So we don't see the pain in our faces.
- Alan Simon: Why is everyone sitting on boxes?
- Arnold Beckoff: To make sure there's pain in our faces.”

Matthew Broderick - Alan Simon
Harvey Forbes Fierstein - Arnold Beckoff

We never had nicknames where I came from. Certainly not "White Water". White trash, maybe.
Kevin Bacon - Wade

“- Dr. Walter Jenning: I have disguised my true form, which would be considered... hideous and revolting, here.
- Beverly Switzler: Lucky for the people eating.”

Jeffrey Jones - Dr. Walter Jenning
Lea Thompson - Beverly Switzler

“- Terrence 'Terry' Chandler: We accidently summoned demons who used to rule the universe to come and take over the world.
- Glen: Yeah, we found out about it from one of Terry's albums.”
Louis Tripp - Terrence 'Terry' Chandler
Stephen Dorff - Glen

“That's Fintan Slattery. He's going to be a saint when he gets older. everyone knows he wears his sister's blouse at night, and curls his hair with hot iron tongs, so that he'll look gorgeous at mass on sundays. It's no wonder we played truant.”

Andrew Bennett - Narrator

“See this tentacle? It's actually shorter than all my other tentacles, but you can't really tell, especially when I twirl them like this.”

Erica Beck - Pearl

“It looks like a baboon in a closet at midnight.”

Sean Young - Susan Atwell

“- James Bond: Do I look like the sort of man who would make trouble?
- Small-Fawcett: Well, yes, frankly. And you're going to jeopardize the tourists trade if you start going around killing people.”
Sir Sean Connery - James Bond
Sir Sean Connery - Small-Fawcett

“When your speech is as coarse as your face, Louis, then you sound as impotent by day as you perform by night.”
Hugh Fraser - Mr Talmann

“My dick looks like a corn dog and I've got cake all over my balls.”
Seann William Scott - Steve Stifler

“- Lavinia: My God, is that really you?
- Suzette: Yep! Well, no. The tits aren't me. They're fake but in here somewhere it's me!”
Susan Sarandon - Lavinia Kingsley
Goldie Hawn - Suzette

“- Toulouse-Lautrec: Things aren't always as they seem.
- Christian: Things are exactly the way they seem.”
John Leguizamo - Toulouse-Lautrec
Ewan McGregor - Christian