Appearance quotes

“When I get in a fight, I go all crazy, and I'm a raging ball of brown fur!”

Jeremy Suarez - Koda

“This thing is much too big to be some lost dinosaur.”

Matthew Broderick - Dr. Niko Tatopoulos

“- Elsa: Does anyone ever tell you you look like...
- Sam Marlow: A detective? Yeah.”

Olivia Hussey - Elsa
Robert Sacchi - Sam Marlow

“- King Marchand: I just find it hard to believe that you're a man.
- Victoria Grant: Because you found me attractive as a woman?
- King Marchand: Yes, as a matter of fact.
- Victoria Grant: That happens frequently.”
James Garner - King Marchand
Julie Andrews - Victoria Grant

“- Emma Woodhouse: Was he handsome?
- Jane Fairfax: Many say he is.
- Emma Woodhouse: Was he agreeable?
- Jane Fairfax: He was in no way disagreeable.
- Emma Woodhouse: Was he a man of information?
- Jane Fairfax: All his statements seem correct.”

Gwyneth Paltrow - Emma Woodhouse
Polly Walker - Jane Fairfax

“- The Chief Clerk: Kafka... I understand you fancy yourself as a writer.
- Kafka: In a small way.
- The Chief Clerk: You should find a more... athletic hobby. Put some color in your cheeks.”
Alec Guinness - The Chief Clerk
Jeremy Irons - Kafka

“He made me realize that I wasn't just some hot babe with huge tits, even though I am.”
Big Boy - Fluisa

“This must have been what Uncle Benny meant by Four Fathers. Looks like Japan's version of the Marx brothers. Let's see we got Groucho, Harpo, Chico, and uh, Fucko.”
Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs

“From the moment I heard Frau say I had a clone, I knew that I'd be safe cuz I'd never be alone. An evil doctor shouldn't speak aloud about his feelings, my hurt and my pain don't make me too appealing.”

Mike Myers - Dr. Evil

“- Dennis Rodman: At least I look good.
- Eddie: For the moment. Get your earrings, baby. You look naked.”
Whoopi Goldberg - Eddie

“- Caleb Colton: Am I alive?
- Severen: Hey. You look like 40 miles of rough road!”

Adrian Pasdar - Caleb Colton
Bill Paxton - Severen

“If you'll forget about the girls and cars and listen to me you can accomplish things that you never thought were possible. I don't care if you're short, slow, tall, or small. You can play with the best of them if you'll dedicate yourself to becoming better.”

Nick Benedict - Press Maravich

“The minute I laid eyes on you, I knew you had what it took.”

James Karen - Lynch

“How could he be afraid of heights. He's so tall!”

Burt Reynolds - John L. Sullivan IV

“- Gabriel: Of course. And you're gay?
- Billy: Do I act gay?
- Gabriel: Kind of.
- Billy: You're straight?
- Gabriel: Girlfriend in San Francisco. What's that supposed to mean?
- Billy: Nothing. Some of my best friends are...
- Gabriel: Straight?
- Billy: Whatever.”
Brad Rowe - Gabriel
Sean Hayes - Billy Collier

“- Erin: You don't look so good.
- Jack Friar: That's because you're used to looking at you.”
Milla Jovovich - Erin
Samuel L. Jackson - Jack Friar

“The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what you share with someone else when you're uncool.”
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Lester Bangs

“- Lisa: Look busy.
- Amanda: I am busy.
- Lisa: Well, help me look busy.”
China Chow - Lisa
Monica Potter - Amanda

“l'm just telling you the truth. You know, you never were an actor. You did have looks, but they're gone now. You don't have to take my word for it. Just look in any mirror. They don't lie.”

Lee Tracy - Max Kane

“I can tell by the way that guy looks through his face that he's crazier than a shithouse rat.”
Jeff Morris - J.J.

“- U.S. Marshal John 'The Eraser' Kruger: Where is this?
- Camille: Earth. Welcome.”

Arnold Schwarzenegger - U.S. Marshal John 'The Eraser' Kruger
Camille Winbush - Camille

“I will tell you nothing! I may look cute and cuddly, but inside... granite!”

Glenn Ficarra - Russian Blue

“- Ann Bishop Mullany: What did you think?
- Graham Dalton: I thought about what you would look like having an orgasm.
- Ann Bishop Mullany: I'd like to know what I look like havin' an orgasm.”
Andie MacDowell - Ann Bishop Mullany
James Spader - Graham Dalton

“- Fred: You can't fool me with that macho facade. You're just afraid to show your sensitive side.
- Black Knight Ghost: You've touched my inner child... and he's really mad!”
Freddie Prinze Jr. - Fred
Kevin Durand - Black Knight Ghost

“- Switowski: How do I look?
- Caretaker: Much better, like a young Michael Jackson.
- Switowski: I love little Michael.”

Bob Sapp - Switowski
Chris Rock - Caretaker