Appearance quotes

“The guy may seem plush and huggable on the outside, but inside, he's a monster!”

Jeff Garlin - Buttercup

“- Marty: Do you think these glasses make me look smarter?
- Rizzo: No, you can still see your face.”
Dinah Manoff - Marty
Stockard Channing - Rizzo

“You will have long blonde hair, big green eyes, world class breasts, ass that won't quit and legs that go all the way up.”

Kevin Bacon - Valentine McKee

“- Ned: You look good.
- Jeannie: I feel old.
- Ned: But you look good and that's the main thing.”
Liev Schreiber - Ned
Helen Hunt - Jeannie

“The more you try to act sane, the crazier you start to look. If you smile too much, you are delusional or you are stifling hysteria. If you don't smile you are depressed. If you remain neutral you are emotionally withdrawn, potentially catatonic.”
Amy Ryan - Carol Dexter

“- Jack Twist: Ever notice how a woman'll powder her nose before a party starts, and the powder it again when the party's over? Why powder your nose just to go home to bed?
- Randall Malone: Don't know. Even if I wanted to know, couldn't get a word in with Lashawn long enough to ask. Woman talks a blue streak.”
Jake Gyllenhaal - Jack Twist
David Harbour - Randall Malone

“- Whitey Powers: The moment I laid eyes on him, I could tell he'd done time. They never lose it, you know. That tension, it settles up around their shoulders.
- Sean Devine: He just lost his daughter, maybe that's what's settled in his shoulders.
- Whitey Powers: No, that's in his stomach. The tension in his shoulders, that's prison.”
Laurence Fishburne - Whitey Powers
Kevin Bacon - Sean Devine

“I hang out in this bar with all the other Hollywood cops. Okay, so the Glitter Dome isn't a bar; it's a pig pen. And Hollywood isn't a city; it's a land filled with broken dreams. Nothing is what it seems.”
James Garner - Sgt. Aloysius 'Al' Mackey

“- Ella: You know Char and his uncle are responsible for the segregation of the kingdom.
- Hattie: Who cares, he's dreamy.”
Anne Hathaway - Ella
Lucy Punch - Hattie

“- Kemo: I don't cry. I'm not a baby.
- Peter Bretter: Really? Because you look like a gigantic baby. I'm sorry, I didn't mean that at all.”
Taylor Wily - Kemo
Jason Segel - Peter Bretter

“- Carol Benson: Maggie, you are a very pretty girl.
- Maggie Chester: No, I'm not.
- Carol Benson: Yes, you are.
- Maggie Chester: No, I'm not.
- Carol Benson: Yes! But you make Mother Teresa look like a hooker.”
Rita Rudner - Carol Benson
Emma Thompson - Maggie Chester

“- David Leary: What is this?
- Clark: Hot Dish.
- David Leary: What's Hot Dish?
- Clark: Well, last week we had lasagna, then it become spaghetti and when it's finally unrecognizable, they call it Hot Dish.”

Rick Moranis - David Leary
Curtis Armstrong - Clark

“It's hell gettin' older. Especially when you feel 21 inside. All the strengths that sustain you all through your life just vanish one by one. And you study your face in the mirror, and you... you notice something's missing. And then you realize it's your future.”
Elaine Stritch - Diane

“- John J.: Just because you're a fuckin' cop, where do you get the right to tell me I got wrinkles on my face?
- Cop at Newsstand: All I said was you look a little tired, John... a little worn out. I didn't say anything about wrinkles.”
Robert Duvall - John J.
Michael Corrente - Cop at Newsstand

- Pumbaa: They say first impressions are very important.
- Timon: I thought you were a "scream".
Ernie Sabella - Pumbaa
Nathan Lane - Timon

“I hear all sorts of bullshit everyday, pal. You want some advice? Take your fancy clothes and your black silk underwear and go back to Disneyland.”

Jean-Claude Van Damme - Alex

“Short and sweet? How very Japanese of you.”

Bill Murray - Bob Harris

“- Mike Hammer: Why so hot and sweaty?
- Girl: I just came back from a five-mile jog!
- Mike Hammer: Oh? I thought it was me.”
Armand Assante - Mike Hammer

“I was trying to make you feel better and you hit me in the head! Now there's a bump on my head. It looks like a dinosaur egg. If that dinosaur hatches people are gonna think I'm some sort of prehistoric gentleman bird.”

Jonah Hill - Cooker

“- John Merchant: For God's sake!
- Pinhead: Do I look like someone who cares what God thinks?”
Bruce Ramsay - John Merchant
Doug Bradley - Pinhead

“- Danielle Wilde: Alex, don't! He's your brother!
- Alex: Why, because he looks like me? I'm going to change that.”

Alonna Shaw - Danielle Wilde
Jean-Claude Van Damme - Alex

“- Mrs. de Winter: What was Rebecca really like?
- Frank Crawley: I suppose she was the most beautiful creature I ever saw.”
Joan Fontaine - Mrs. de Winter
Reginald Denny - Frank Crawley

“- Chris Porter: Well sir, you look real good.
- Al Haynes: I tell you, it sure beats rigor mortis.”

Tom O'Brien - Chris Porter
Charlton Heston - Captain Al Haynes

“I wear the mask. It does not wear me.”
Leonardo DiCaprio - Phillippe

“- Jack Baker: You look good.
- Susie Diamond: You look like shit.
- Jack Baker: No, I mean it. You look good.
- Susie Diamond: I mean it, too. You look like shit.”
Jeff Bridges - Jack Baker
Michelle Pfeiffer - Susie Diamond