Argument quotes

“- Crisp: Mother, you are going to make him sick. You stuffed all this crap down my throat for years, and there was nothing wrong with me!
- Eleanor Crisp: That's why there was nothing wrong with you.
- Cullen Crisp: Now, how can you argue with that?”

Richard Tyson - Crisp
Carroll Baker - Eleanor Crisp

“I've had a few arguments with people, but I never carry a grudge. You know why? While you're carrying a grudge, they're out dancing.”
Buddy Hackett

I pulled off early today. Took your advice, went to a doctor about this ear. He says "you have an ear infection, ten dollars please". So I says "I told you I had an ear infection, you give me ten dollars!" Well, that started an argument.
John Goodman - Charlie Meadows

“- Nani: I'll tell you what. If you promise not to fight anymore, I promise not to yell at you, except on special occasions.
- Lilo: Tuesdays and bank holidays would be good.”
Tia Carrere - Nani
Daveigh Chase - Lilo

“- Mona Champagne: If you cannot argue constructively, what will mother do?
- Allison Champagne: Destroy our video games.
- Mona Champagne: Andrew...?
- Andrew Champagne: And the gaming system.
- Allison Champagne: Burn it while we watch.
- Mona Champagne: That's right. Don't forget what happened to your Legos.”
Katherine Heigl - Mona Champagne
Madison Wolfe - Allison Champagne
Aiden Flowers - Andrew Champagne

“Before you pee, you lift the seat; after you pee, you put the seat back down. Females in tribe start war over this. Many deaths.”

Tim Allen - Michael Cromwell

“- Adam Jones: Pretend you're my girlfriend.
- Helene: If I was your girlfriend, you'd probably hold my arm.
- Adam Jones: No, if you were my girlfriend, we would have got into an argument in the taxi. We wouldn't even be talking.”
Bradley Cooper - Adam Jones
Sienna Miller - Helene

“- Wesley 'Wes' Rush: Don't you hate me?
- Bianca Piper: I'm glad you asked. Yes, I do, but only because you're a man-whore, and a dipshit. Can we just, can we just cool off for a sec? Here's my offer. I will make sure you pass science if you help me with this.”

Robbie Amell - Wesley Rush
Mae Whitman - Bianca Piper

“I've been close to Bette Davis for thirty-eight years - and I have the cigarette burns to prove it.”
Henry Fonda On Bette Davis

“- Larry Valentine: You know what, I cannot deal with sleeping next to your stupid ugly face tonight, so don't bother coming in the bedroom.
- Chuck Levine: Oh, wouldn't dream of it, honey!
- Larry Valentine: You are a lousy best friend, and a shitty husband!
- Chuck Levine: Hey! For the record, every time I laughed at one of your jokes, I was...” (continue)(continue reading)
Kevin James - Larrie Valentine
Adam Sandler - Chuck Levine

“- Irena Dubrovna Reed: We should never quarrel, never let me feel jealousy or anger. Whatever is in me is held in, is kept harmless, when I'm happy.
- Oliver Reed: I'll dance in the streets to make you happy.”
Simone Simon - Irena Dubrovna Reed
Kent Smith - Oliver Reed

My fourth husband and I had tremendous fights. He used his fists more than his mouth. They ought to rewrite the ceremony: "In sickness and in hell..."
Bette Davis

“I try a thousand breaths in a day, kid. I just wasted about eighteen on you.”
Lynn Redgrave - Celia

“- Mike Howell: Get out. Get out of my car.
- Phoebe: No. No, Mike. I can't!
- Mike Howell: Get out of my car, okay!
- Phoebe: It's my fucking car!
- Mike Howell: Then get out of the car! Okay!”
Jesse Eisenberg - Mike Howell
Kristen Stewart - Phoebe Larson

“- Interviewer: You've been married to your high school sweetheart for sixteen years. What's your secret?
- Bob Crane: Three words: don't make waves. As every sailor knows, when one set of waves meets another set of waves, it can set up some chop. And when three sets of waves come together, it can make for some mighty rough sailing. It also helps...” (continue)(continue reading)
Robert David Crane - Interviewer
Greg Kinnear - Bob Crane

- Eastern Orthodox Clergyman: God is "Who Is".
- Rabbi: This is special? Who isn't who is?
Aramazd Stepanian - Eastern Orthodox Clergyman
Robert Picardo - Rabbi

“- Gilbert Blythe: Well, I figured you can give me a hand with my work, and we'll call it a fair exchange.
- Anne Shirley: Aren't you worried? I'm liable to break another slate over your head.
- Gilbert Blythe: I'm more worried I might break one over yours, carrots.”
Jonathan Crombie - Gilbert Blythe
Megan Follows - Anna Shirley Cuthbert

“- Customer: Bullshit! You know who you're fucking with?
- Day-Day: Bishop Tutu?
- Customer: Try again, motherfucker!
- Day-Day: Winnie Mandela's little ...
- Customer: Try again, motherfucker!
- Day-Day: Just an ugly ass black dude.
- Customer: I'll go postal on this motherfucker!”
Michael Blackson - Customer
Mike Epps - Day-Day

- Ryan Weaver: Are you married?
- Marshal Marty Douglas: Yeah, but I don't wear rings. I don't like jewelry.
- Ryan Weaver: You don't have to defend yourself to me. Was that a tough sell to your wife? The "I don't like wearing jewelry" bit?
- Marshal Marty Douglas: Weaver, I know you'd like to entertain yourself by engaging me in a challenging... (continue)(continue reading)
Ray Liotta - Ryan Weaver
Michael Harney - Marshall Marty Douglas

“Those sailors out there are just boys... boys who are training to do a terrible and unthinkable thing, and if that ever occurs the only reassurance they'll have that they're doing the proper thing is gonna derive from their unqualified belief in the unified chain of command. That means we don't question each other's motives in front of the crew....” (continue)(continue reading)

Gene Hackman - Ramsey

“You two have been staring daggers at each other since we left the bank. What is it, lover's tiff?”

Stephen Campbell Moore - Kevin Swain

“Why don't you get back into that sardine can of yours and go, go vacuum the bottom of the Pacific Ocean?”
Tatum O'Neal - Amanda Whurlitzer

“- Jenny: Hey, Max, how was school?
- Max: It sucked!
- Dave: Hey, watch your language.
- Max: [Max goes upstairs and slams his bedroom door] I can't believe you made me move here!
- Jenny: Hmm, he wasn't wearing any shoes.
- Dave: Must be some form of protest.”
Stephanie Faracy - Jenny
Omri Katz - Max
Charles Rocket - Dave

“- Jake: Maybe this one will put out unlike that cold fish, Jessica.
- Jessica: You go to hell!
- Jessica: [defeated] Whoever left these showers on, go to hell.”

Eric Christian Olsen - Jake
Rob Schneider - Jessica

“It's not an argument, it's dinner talk.”
Armin Mueller-Stahl - Sam Krichinsky