Argument quotes

“- Mike Brady: Roy, I have something I'd like to discuss with you.
- Roy: Is it about where I shop?
- Mike Brady: No, but now that you mention it, I have that same suit in brown and green.
- Roy: I know. You're wearing it.
- Mike Brady: Ah. So I am.”
Gary Cole - Mike Brady
Tim Matheson - Roy Martin

“- Talon: I have no quarrel with you. Out of my way.
- Xusia: Cromwell is mine!
- Talon: Now we have a quarrel.”
Lee Horsley - Talon
Richard Moll - Xusia

“- Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris: Mahoney! Remember, that nobody screws with me.
- Carey Mahoney: Well, maybe you'll meet the right girl and all that will change.”
G.W. Bailey - Captain Harris
Steve Guttenberg - Carey Mahoney

“- Tim 'Beltzer' Lewis: [over the radio, referring to Dr. Jo Harding and Bill Harding arguing] Hey, you guys want to wrap this up pretty soon?
- Bill Harding: [over the radio] What?
- Tim 'Beltzer' Lewis: Oh, nothing. I was just wondering if you wanted to chase this tornado, or if you just wanted to catch the next one.
- Bill Harding: Shit!”
Todd Field - Tim 'Beltzer' Lewis
Bill Paxton - Bill Harding

“- Jack Edwards: Are you gonna help me in this, or are you gonna leave me stranded out here in this argument by myself?
- Thomas Harriman: I'm gonna leave you stranded.”
Sam Waterston - Jack Edwards
John Heard - Thomas Harriman

“We were married today. We were going over Niagara Falls in a barrel. Your brother tries to kill me. A taxi is waiting and now you want to sleep on a window seat. You can take the honeymoon, your wedding ring, your taxi, your window seat, and put them in a barrel and push them all over Niagara Falls!”

Priscilla Lane - Elaine Harper

“- Lt. Carmen Ibanez: Johnny, wait...
- Zander Barcalow: Forget it, Ensign. He's mobile infantry. When you're paid to kill it doesn't pay to be polite.
- Johnny Rico: You got something to say about mobile infantry?
- Zander Barcalow: You heard me. You want to make something of it... private?
- Johnny Rico: No, sir, not with an officer. The mobile...” (continue)(continue reading)

Denise Richards - Lt. Carmen Ibanez
Patrick Muldoon - Zander Barcalow
Casper Van Dien - Johnny Rico

“- Alise: You think I'm stupid or what? You think I can't see?
- Cappie: No, I don't think you're stupid. But I think you're overreacting.
- Alise: Every time I turn around, you're walking with her or talking with her or looking at her or smiling at her.”

Courtney Thorne-Smith - Alise
Charlie Sheen - Cappie

“Never argue with a woman. They're always right.”
Pierce Brosnan - James Bond

“- Man in Black: I can help you. Give me the box.
- Patrick Harper: And if I do?
- Man in Black: You will be rich.
- Patrick Harper: And if I don't?
- Man in Black: You will be dead.
- Patrick Harper: Hmm... well, you're having the best of the argument so far.”
Anthony Hyde - Man in Black
Daragh O'Malley - Harper

“- Sharon Winters: Paula, I'm sorry about lashing out at you the other night.
- Paula Mann: Forget it. Sometimes I come on too strong.
- Sharon Winters: No, it's just... I can be such a bitch sometimes.
- Paula Mann: We all are. But that's just part of being female I guess.”
Stacey Walker - Sharon Winters
Sharon Carr - Paula Mann

“- Ike Turner: Hey, Anna Mae, where you goin'? I need to get some sleep!
- Tina Turner: Go straight to hell, Ike!”
Laurence Fishburne - Ike Turner
Angela Bassett - Tina Turner

“Are your convictions so fragile they cannot stand in opposition to mine? Is your God so flimsey, so weak! For shame.”
Geoffrey Rush - The Marquis de Sade

“- Captain Cutshaw: Take me to the beach.
- Colonel Kane: It's night, and it's raining.
- Captain Cutshaw: I see you're determined to start an argument.”
Scott Wilson - Capt. Billy Cutshaw
Stacy Keach - Col. Vincent Kane

“- George Newman: Teri, what are you doing here? I thought you never wanted to see me again.
- Teri Campbell: Whatever gave you that idea?
- George Newman: Well, I guess my first clue was when you told me you never wanted to see me again.”
Weird Al - George Newman
Victoria Jackson - Teri Campbell

“- Fiorello: What's the matter, mister?
- Otis B. Driftwood: Oh, we had an argument and he pulled a knife on me, so I shot him.”

Chico Marx - Fiorello
Groucho Marx - Otis B. Driftwood

“- Sir Mason Harwood: Why do you both bicker so much?
- Margaret Harwood: Because we're both jealous. Richard is jealous of everyone who is better than him, which includes every living creature. I'm jealous because I really care about wine. I love it! Yet I'm treated like a servant while he gets every opportunity that comes along!”

Ian Richardson - Sir Mason Harwood
Penelope Ann Miller - Margaret Harwood

“We're all sort of fellow travelers in a mighty small boat, in a mighty big ocean. And the more we quarrel, criticize and misunderstand each other, the bigger the ocean gets and the smaller the boat.”
Henry Hull - Charles J. Rittenhouse

“- Rowena: Are you all right? You don't even have to talk about it. It must have been awful, trapped out there with that wicked tongue. Well, I hope you gave it right back to her as good as she gave it.
- Dan De Mora: Oh, I know I did!”

Gail O'Grady - Rowena
Dennis Farina - Dan De Mora

“- Richie Miller: I'm rubber your glue whatever you call me sticks back on you.
- Louise Miller: No! I'm rubber your glue whatever you call me sticks back on you!
- Richie Miller: You think you're hot stuff because you went to a dance. Dream on! No one wants do date you because you are a dog! A dog! A dog!”
Joshua John Miller - Richie Miller
Robyn Lively - Louise Miller

“- State Prosecutor: Your own words demand for direct confrontation!
- Steve Biko: That's right, we demand confrontation.
- State Prosecutor: Isn't that a demand for violence?
- Steve Biko: Well, you and I are now in confrontation, but I see no violence.”
Ian Richardson - State Prosecutor
Denzel Washington - Steve Biko

“War's an argument! Best way to win that argument is to kill the other fella.”
Sam Elliott - Capt. Bucky O'Neil

“- Chris: Hi, Mrs. Sanchez. I'm Chris. We've come to pick up Vera.
- Mrs. Sanchez: She is not going!
- Chris: What are they saying?
- Debbie: I don't know. I flunked Spanish.”

Dana Kimmell - Chris
Perla Walter - Mrs. Sanchez
Tracie Savage - Debbie

“I never argue with women, and certainly not one with a gun!”
Errol Flynn - Kerry Bradford

“Why try to argue science with a book keeper.”
Anthony Zerbe - Abner Devereaux