Argument quotes

“- Camille: So? Do you think I'm gonna let this barbie looking heifer come up here and talk about ma momma?
- Britney: Heifer? Did you just call me fat? And I did not just talk about your 'momma'!”
Solange Knowles - Camille
Hayden Panettiere - Britney

“There's no sense arguing with a woman.”
W.C. Fields - The Great Man

“- Marcy Tizard: Is being an idiot like being high all the time?
- Sean Kelly: No, it's like being constantly right.”
Janeane Garofalo - Marcy Tizard
David O'Hara - Sean Kelly

“Only foolish man waste words when argument is lost.”
Warner Oland - Charlie Chan

“If you drive away, I'll be standing here pointing!”
Sinbad - Kevin Franklin

“- Billy McMahon: Come on, Megan, listen to me. Honey, let's talk about this. Is this because I'm too unselfish in bed? Because I can change it around. I'm not gonna say it's going to be easy, but I can do it. Megan, listen to me. Honey, it's always darkest before the dawn.
- Megan: No, Billy, it's not. It's actually darkest in the middle of the...” (continue)(continue reading)
Vince Vaughn - Billy McMahon
JoAnna Garcia Swisher - Megan

“- Holly Golightly: Let me go.
- Paul Varjak: Not till we get this settled. Now what’s all this jazz about south America?
- Holly Golightly: I thought if I’m marrying a south American, I’d better find out something about the country. ”
Audrey Hepburn - Holly Golightly
George Peppard - Paul Varjak

“- Jake Heke: Well fuck off, then! You'll get nothing from me.
- Beth Heke: You have nothing I want.”
Temuera Morrison - Jake Heke
Rena Owen - Beth Heke

“- Vinny Gambini: I won my first case, you know what this means...
- Mona Lisa Vito: Yeah, you think I'm gonna marry you.
- Vinny Gambini: What, now you're not gonna marry me?
- Mona Lisa Vito: No way. You can't even win a case by yourself, you're fuckin' useless.”
Joe Pesci - Vinny Gambini
Marisa Tomei - Mona Lisa Vito

“- Wayne Carter: I never argue - with a lady.
- Flower Belle Lee: Play it safe, huh?”
Dick Foran - Wayne Carter
Mae West - Flower Belle Lee

“- Martha Bolton: Why did you and Dick get into a scrape about?
- Wood Hite: Well, he tampered with my daddy's wife while a pork chop burned on the skillet, so I shot him.”
Alison Elliott - Martha Bolton
Jeremy Renner - Wood Hite

“It's like we're on two different channels now. I'm CNN and she's the Home Shopping Network.”

Nicolas Cage - Charlie Lang

“My theory is you can't just avoid everybody you screw up with. You can trust me on that because I'm a New Yorker.”
Jesse Eisenberg - James Brennan

“Shoot first and argue afterward.”
Edward G. Robinson - Little Caesar, alias "Rico"

“- Bucky: Hey, no fighting while we're driving!
- Spike: We will turn this car around, mister!”

Sami Kirkpatrick - Bucky
Shane Baumel - Spike

“- Danny Muldoon: You came home late. You were arguing and I woke up. I was scared. I didn't know what was going on, so I listened in at the door.
- Rose Muldoon: A little spy.
- Danny Muldoon: Come on, I was only 12.
- Rose Muldoon: Spy!”

John Candy - Danny Muldoon
Maureen O'Hara - Rose Muldoon

“- Mrs. Laura Cheveley: I want to talk to you about a great political and financial scheme, about this Argentine Canal Company, in fact.
- Sir Robert Chiltern: What a tedious, practical subject for you to talk about Mrs. Cheveley!
- Mrs. Laura Cheveley: I like tedious, practical subjects. What I don't like are tedious, practical people.”
Julianne Moore - Mrs. Laura Cheveley
Jeremy Northam - Sir Robert Chiltern

“I don't know when my parents began their war against each other - but I do know the only prisoners they took were their children.”
Nick Nolte - Tom Wingo

“- Andie: My boyfriend thinks I'm fat [flicks food at Ben]!
- Andie: And I can't eat in front of him! I can't eat in front of you! I have to go to the bathroom.
- Ben: [receives dirty looks from other customers] Honey, I don't think you're fat! I don't think she's fat!”

Kate Hudson - Andie Anderson
Matthew McConaughey - Ben Barry

Listen to this: I'm coming out of the bathroom, right, and these two Orientals, they're arguin', they're hollerin', they're screaming at one another. And all in Japanese. So I told 'em, I said: "Ay! You're in America now, speak Spanish".
Joe Viterelli - Joe

“I know better than to argue romance with a French woman.”
Billy Crudup - Will Bloom

“- Wilma Flintstone: You two should be ashamed of yourselves!
- Pearl Slaghoople: I got my hands full just being ashamed of him.
- Fred Flintstone: You got your hands full when you scratch your neck!”

Elizabeth Perkins - Wilma Flintstone
Liz Taylor - Pearl Slaghoople
John Goodman - Fred Flintstone

“- Laine Hanson: Let's forego the small talk today Shelly, I'm not in the mood.
- Shelly Runyon: Let the big talk begin.”
Joan Allen - Laine Hanson
Gary Leonard Oldman - Shelly Runyon

“- Dave: We've been friends for 21 years. I don't want to be mad at you. I don't want you to be mad at me. I want us to have fun. I want us to be happy.
- Andrew: You're the type of person who abandons his best friend, and that's something I don't want to forget.
- Dave: Fuck you! Shit, now I'm mad again.”
David Hewlett - Dave
Andrew Miller - Andrew

“You can't argue about taste.”
Thomas Jay Ryan - Henry Fool