Badness quotes

“- Suicide Blonde: I'm a bad person. I don't wanna make you bad.
- Fingerling: You don't have that power.”
Lynn Collins - Suicide Blonde
Jim Carrey - Fingerling

“I want ten thousand tough guys, and I want ten thousand soft guys to make the tough guys look tougher.”
Albert Brooks - Russ Cargill

“Never trust the people who stand to profit, plain and simple. They're the bad guys.”
Clive Owen - Smith

“Junior is gonna be a convict before he's in third grade!”
Amy Yasbeck - Flo Healy

“Killing is wrong. And bad. There should be a new, stronger word for killing. Like badwrong, or badong. Yes, killing is badong. From this moment, I will stand for the opposite of killing: gnodab.”
Steve Oedekerk - Chosen One

“Sometimes when you open up to people, you let the bad in with the good.”
Freddie Prinze Jr. - Zack Siler

“Now that we know who you are, I know who I am. I'm not a mistake! It all makes sense! In a comic, you know how you can tell who the arch-villain's going to be? He's the exact opposite of the hero. And most times they're friends, like you and me!”

Samuel L. Jackson - Elijah Price

“She never loved my son Jack. All she ever wanted was that baby. After she had it, she put my son out to pasture, and she took Jackson and poisoned his mind against his father... and me. She'll do the same to you.”

Nina Foch - Alice Baring

“In my dreams I'm beautiful. And bad!”
Jennifer Rubin - Taryn

“Icecream man always drove extra blocks away. And I know he's seen us and shit, but I think he just be in the car with his friends and say: Watch me how fast I make these motherfuckers run.”
Eddie Murphy - Eddie Murphy

“You must learn to choose between right and wrong.”

Evelyn Venable - The Blue Fairy

“- Heather: He doesn't care about my past.
- Francis Fitzpatrick: Is that because he doesn't know you were a hooker?
- Heather: He was my best customer.”
Cameron Diaz - Heather
Michael McGlone - Francis Fitzpatrick

“I have a message for you from Tito. He says for you to meet him... in hell!”

Basil Wallace - Screwface

“- Eric: Just tell me one thing. I'm not a vain person. Was the sex any good at all?
- Cheryl: No. I'm sorry. It was bad.”
Brian McCardie - Eric
Jennifer Albano - Cheryl

“You think I'm a demon, but that's only because I have lived in Hell.”
David Harewood - Captain Poison

“- Walter Neff: Now you hate him.
- Phyllis Dietrichson: Yes, Walter. He's so mean to me. Every time I buy a dress or a pair of shoes, he yells his head off. He never lets me go anywhere. He keeps me shut up. He's always been mean to me. Even his life insurance all goes to that daughter of his.”

Fred MacMurray - Walter Neff
Barbara Stanwyck - Phyllis Dietrichson

“- Phyllis Dietrichson: We're both rotten.
- Walter Neff: Only you're a little more rotten.”
Barbara Stanwyck - Phyllis Dietrichson
Fred MacMurray - Walter Neff

“I understand White people want our diamonds, yes. But how can my own people do this to each other?”

Djimon Hounsou - Solomon Vandy

“My friend says if you were any more handsome it would be a crime. It's a shame you're such an asshole.”

Renee Zellweger - Betty Sizemore

“You guys aren't soldiers... you're fucking barbarians.”

Steven Seagal - Nico Toscani

“I walk through the valley of evil, I shall fear no death. Because I'm the meanest motherfucker in the valley.”
Sean Penn - Sgt. Tony Meserve

“One may smile and smile and be a villain.”
Kevin Costner - Jim Garrison

“You're not even good enough for the cuss words I know.”
Bette Davis - Joan Winfield

“- Rebecca: This is so bad it's almost good.
- Enid: This is so bad it's gone past good and back to bad again.”
Scarlett Johansson - Rebecca
Thora Birch - Enid

“- Terry: If you're looking to be a bad boy in L.A., Snake's the boy to be bad with. Right, Snake?
- Snake: You know it.”

Thomas Ian Griffith - Terry
Jonathan Avildsen - Snake