Badness quotes

“- Dave: And then one day, my wife turned into this remarkable creature that could sit on the end of a broomstick and take off. She could actually achieve flight.
- Wally: I think I was married to that woman once.
- Dave: Small world.”
Gene Wilder - Dave
Richard Pryor - Wally

“What is the matter with you? I thought mothers were sweet and nice a-a-and patient. I know loan sharks who are more forgiving than you.”
Denis Colin Leary - Gus

“- Julia Cotton: Kirsty... you have surprisingly good taste in men. They didn't tell you, did they? They've changed the rules of the fairy tale. I'm no longer just the wicked stepmother. Now I'm the evil queen. So come on!
- Kirsty Cotton: [Screaming] No!
- Julia Cotton: Take your best shot, Snow White!”
Clare Higgins - Julia Cotton
Ashley Laurence - Kirsty Cotton

“Goodbye, Jennifer, be a bad girl.”
Cecil Kellaway - Daniel

“- Tony Gazotti: Well, after all, I ain't a bad guy, am I?
- Jackson 'Jack' Durant: You're a menace to civilization.
- Tony Gazotti: Boy, I like you.”
Nat Pendleton - Tony Gazotti
Warner Baxter - Jackson 'Jack' Durant

“- Whitney: No one will miss Big Red, Torr. She puts the 'itch' in bitch.
- Courtney: She puts the 'whore' in horrifying.
- Torrance Shipman: You know, it's her last practice; how would you feel?
- Courtney: Big Red has no feelings!”

Nicole Bilderback - Whitney
Clare Kramer - Courtney
Kirsten Dunst - Torrance Shipman

“Dear Santa, how are you? I'm not doing so well. There's this really, really bad man, Ebner Frost, who lives up on the hill... He's got these weird people working for him and I think they're gonna do something really bad this Christmas.”
Aria Noelle Curzon - Elizabeth

“All my life, you have told me that the world is a dark, cruel place. But now I see that the only thing dark and cruel about it is people like you!”

Tom Hulce - Quasimodo

“- Sharon Winters: Paula, I'm sorry about lashing out at you the other night.
- Paula Mann: Forget it. Sometimes I come on too strong.
- Sharon Winters: No, it's just... I can be such a bitch sometimes.
- Paula Mann: We all are. But that's just part of being female I guess.”
Stacey Walker - Sharon Winters
Sharon Carr - Paula Mann

“A man who wouldn't cheat for a poke, don't want one bad enough.”
Robert Duvall - Augustus 'Gus' McCrae

“The face of war is ugly. It's not for the young.”
Walter Brennan - Karp

“I'm a mean green mother from outer space and I'm bad!”
Levi Stubbs - Audrey II

“- Farnsworth: You don't have to be nasty about it.
- Paul Fabrini: We don't have to be, but it's more fun that way.”
Charles Halton - Farnsworth
Humphrey Bogart - Paul Fabrini

“- Bruce Baldwin: I like him; he's got a lot of charm.
- Hildy Johnson: Well he comes by it naturally, his grandfather was a snake.”

Ralph Bellamy - Bruce Baldwin
Rosalind Russell - Hildy Johnson

“Evildoers are easier, and they taste better.”
Tom Cruise - Lestat

“No matter how strange or despicable you act, I can do one better, because I work for the government!”
Mel Gibson - Detective Skinner

“- Eric Bates: Was I bad?
- Jack Brown: Were you bad? What you were gave a new meaning to the word 'bad'!”
Scott Schwartz - Eric Bates
Richard Pryor - Jack Brown

“- Blade: There are worse things out tonight than vampires.
- Karen: Like what?
- Blade: Like me.”
Wesley Snipes - Blade
N'Bushe Wright - Karen

“- George Berger: Are you an asshole, soldier?
- Claude Hooper Bukowski: No, Sergeant!
- George Berger: That's too bad, because I am.”
Treat Williams - George Berger
John Savage - Claude Hooper Bukowski

“- Winston Connelly: You know what you are? You are an egotistical, self-centered, little brat!
- Tara Mitchell: That's terrific!”
Keanu Reeves - Winston Connelly
Lori Loughlin - Tara Mitchell

“Bad things happen to good people all the time, Andy, for no reason whatsoever.”

Alec Baldwin - Jed

“- Mark: What if there was this boy and he did these terrible things because he liked doing them? Wouldn't you say he was evil?
- Alice: I don't believe in evil.
- Mark: You should.”
Elijah Wood - Mark
Jacqueline Brookes - Alice

“- Miss Scarlet: I hardly think it will enhance your reputation at the U.N. Professor Plum, if it's revealed that you have been implicated not only in adultery with one of your patients, but in her death and the deaths of five other people.
- Professor Plum: You don't know what kind of people they have at the U.N., I might go up in their estimation.”
Lesley Ann Warren - Miss Scarlet
Chris Lloyd - Professor Plum

“The awful thing about life is this: everybody has their reasons.”
Jean Renoir - Octave

Is God willing to prevent evil, but just not able? Then, he can't be omnipotent, right. Or is he able, but not willing? Then he must be malevolent. Or, is he neither able nor willing? In which case, why do we call him "God"? Why indeed? Why?
Aidan Quinn - Seth Warner