Badness quotes

“What the hell's the point of being a decent person when no-one is? Let's be assholes and get rich!”
Judge Reinhold - Ken Kessler

“- Beth: Your sister would kill us if she knew we did it in her bed.
- Tim Strode: Hey, it was your idea.
- Beth: I am bad, aren't I?
- Tim Strode: Only when you wear crotchless panties and bark like a dog.”
Mariah O'Brien - Beth
Keith Bogart - Tim Strode

“- Walter Neff: Why didn't you shoot again, baby? Don't tell me it's because you've been in love with me all this time.
- Phyllis Dietrichson: I never loved you, Walter, not you or anybody else. I'm rotten to the heart. I used you just as you said. That's all you ever meant to me. Until a minute ago, when I couldn't fire that second shot. I never...” (continue)(continue reading)

Fred MacMurray - Walter Neff
Barbara Stanwyck - Phyllis Dietrichson

“- Woman in Telephone Booth: You're just wonderful. I've watched you your entire career. You're a joy to the world. Please... would you just please say something to my nephew Morris on the phone? He's in the hospital, and anything that...
- Jerry Langford: I'm sorry, I'm late.
- Woman in Telephone Booth: You should only get cancer! I hope you get...” (continue)(continue reading)
Thelma Lee - Woman in Telephone Booth
Jerry Lewis - Jerry Langford

“War brings out the worst in people.”
Liam Neeson - Oskar Schindler

“A boy who won't be good might just as well be made of wood.”
Evelyn Venable - The Blue Fairy

“- Ozzie: There's a leprechaun in the basement!
- Nathan Murphy: Hold on. What's going on?
- Ozzie: He came out of a box. He had these long, real skinny fingers. He wasn't nice like lucky charms or anything. And then he ate a bug!”
Mark Holton - Ozzie
Ken Olandt - Nathan Murphy

“When you understand the nature of a thing, you know what it's capable of.”
Wesley Snipes - Blade

“- Cindy Sondheim: Why did you tell him that?
- Dr. Jeffrey Rosenberg: Because the bad guys always tell the good guys what they're going to do just before they try to kill them.
- Renfield: He's absolutely right, Miss Cindy, that's part of the rules. But in this case, we are the good guys.”
Susan Saint James - Cindy Sondheim
Richard Benjamin - Dr. Jeffery Rosenberg
Arte Johnson - Renfield

“- Truman Gates: I'm just trying to make things easier.
- Gerald Gates: Bullshit. You're just as bad as Briar. Just smoother.”
Patrick Swayze - Truman Gates
Bill Paxton - Gerald Gates

“If you're dealing with a man who has crushed, shot, stabbed, and detonated five members of his own IMF team, how devastated do you think you're gonna make him by hauling Mom and Uncle Donald down to the county courthouse?”

Tom Cruise - Ethan Hunt

“We're your worst nightmare. Elves with attitude.”
Kenny Vadas - E.L.F.S. Leader

“- Bud: Phil, listen. I'd think twice before going back to that wife of yours, 'cause that'd be like sticking your balls in a bear trap.
- Mitch: And that would be bad, right?”
Pruitt Taylor Vince - Bud
Billy Crystal - Mitch Robbins

“- Astrid: How can you be such an asshole?
- John Lennon: Practice.”
Sheryl Lee - Astrid Kirchherr
Ian Hart - John Lennon

“- Kesslee: Eight, eight, the burning hate. Between Sunday and Monday there lies a day so dark it will devastate.
- Tank Girl: Look, if you want to torture me, spank me, lick me, do it. But if this poetry shit continues, shoot me now, please.”
Malcom McDowell - Kesslee
Lori Petty - Tank Girl

“It feels so good to be bad! So delicious to be a despicable cad. It's just so thrilling and so fulfilling to give somebody the worst time they've ever had!”

George Hearn - Red

“- Louise: What are you doing here? You look like shit.
- Johnny: I'm just trying to blend in with the surroundings.”
Lesley Sharp - Louise
David Thewlis - Johnny

“She treats me like a wicked stepmother in a fairy story, no matter what I say.”

Shelley Thompson - Stepmother

“You don't know very much about girls. The best ones aren't as good as you probably think they are and the bad ones aren't as bad. Not nearly as bad.”

Barbara Stanwyck - Jean

“- Robyn Starling: He had his own special place just for the two of us, and...
- Jerry: And that's where you were going?
- Robyn Starling: Uh huh, and to get away from my Aunt Figg. She's not really my aunt, just my guardian, she's taken over the house, she moved my room to the attic and gave my room to her dog, Ferdinand.”

Anndi McAfee - Robyn Starling
Dana Hill - Jerry

“- Mary: You look bemused.
- Betty: No worse bemused than I deserve, Mrs. MacGregor. For I have a bastard's bastard in me. And no home for him when he comes out.”
Jessica Lange - Mary
Vicki Masson - Betty

“I think I see a cab. If we run quickly we can kick the crutch from that old lady and get it.”
Woody Allen - Cliff Stern