Badness quotes

“Bad dogs aren't born, they are made!”
Chris Kattan - Corky Romano

“- Bill: Thank you for inviting me to participate in your life, for I am an asshole. And being an asshole is neither good nor bad. It just is.
- Reverend Spike: I think that says it all.
- Harvey Holroyd: These are exciting times, aren't they? Gas is over a dollar a gallon and it's okay to be an asshole.”
Sam Chew Jr. - Bill
Tom Smothers - Spike
Martin Mull - Harvey

“With the things I've done in my life, I know I'm going to burn in hell. So I sure as shit ain't afraid to burn here on Earth.”

Vince Vaughn - Wes Mantooth

“- Mr. Sparks, the Tennis Pro: Do you feel that grip?
- Voltri, First Mate: I do sir. I do.
- Mr. Sparks, the Tennis Pro: Powerful enough to snap the neck of a small beast, and yet sensitive enough to caress the tender throat of a young castrato. Coax a song out of him.”

Billy Connolly - Mr. Sparks, the Tennis Pro
Tony Shalhoub - Voltri, First Mate

“- Nick: There are lots of things worse than movies: politicians, wars, forest fires, famine, plague, sickness, pain, warts, politicians...
- Jack Slater: You already mentioned them.
- Nick: I know I did. They are twice as bad as anything else.”
Robert Prosky - Nick
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Jack Slater

“TV seems to bring out the worst in people.”
Kiefer Sutherland - The Caller

“- Dusty Trails: Is it just me or are you slowing down?
- Cledus Snow: Maybe. Think of it this way, what good is the roadrunner without the coyote? What good would the fox be without the hound? What good is the Bandit without the Smokey?”
Colleen Camp - Dusty Trails
Jerry Reed - Cledus Snow

“- Benjamin Kapanay: My heart always told me that people are inherently good. My experience suggests otherwise. But what about you, Mr. Archer? In your long career as a journalist, would you say that people are mostly good?
- Danny Archer: No. I'd say they're just people.
- Benjamin Kapanay: Exactly. It is what they do that makes them good or bad.”
Basil Wallace - Benjamin Kapanay
Leonardo DiCaprio - Danny Archer

“I'm bad, and that's good! I will never be good, and that's not bad!”
John C. Reilly - Ralph

“How can I not question our creator for putting this human obscenity into the presence of such a divine creature?”
John Goodman - Detective Dehling

“You're a bad man.”

Chris Marquette - Buddy Heckum

“A Nazi is a bad person.”
Christopher Plummer - Zev Gutman

“You're not a bad guy, you know. You're just not a very good one.”

Alison Lohman - Angela

“The Oriental woman: when she's good, she's very very very good. But when she's bad, she's Christian!”
Jeremy Irons - René Gallimard

“Everything you touch turns to shit, you're like king Midas's idiot brother.”

Carey Mulligan - Jean

“I have a meanness inside me, real as an organ. Slit me at my belly and it might slide out, meaty and dark, drop on the floor so you could stomp on it.”
Charlize Theron - Libby Day

“- John Hobbes: What are we here for? What do we do?
- Jonesy: Bottom line Hobbes: we catch bad guys, that's our job.”
Denzel Washington - John Hobbes
John Goodman - Jonesy

“As bad as you are, those things are worse.”
Mahershala Ali - Mombasa

“You should try to show the most horrible characters as human as possible, to remind people that the true evil people in world history are not that far away that you can’t notice it.”
Tomas Arana

“He's been hurt, he's been hurt by everybody he met since he came here, principally by me. He's been the victim of every conniving crook in town.”

Jean Arthur - Babe Bennett

“Why is it I can't get it on with the good guys?”
Valerie Perrine - Eve Teschmacher

“- Diana Barrie: Let's do something naughty. You always think of such good naughty things to do.
- Sidney Cochran: I was naughty all day yesterday.
- Diana Barrie: Not with me, you weren't.
- Sidney Cochran: You'll just have to learn to show up on time.”
Maggie Smith - Diana Barrie
Sir Michael Caine - Sidney Cochran

“It's not that I don't want to know you, Hilary - although I don't - it's just that I'm afraid we're not really the sort of people that you can afford to be associated with.”

Katharine Hepburn - Christina Drayton

“- Captain Leo Davidson: Our apes couldn't talk.
- Ari: Maybe they chose not to... given the way you treated them.”
Mark Wahlberg - Captain Leo Davidson
Helena Bonham Carter - Ari

“We've all got meanness in us, but we've got goodness too. And the only thing worth living for is the good.”
Natalie Portman - Novalee Nation