Badness quotes

“There's rightness in our wrongness.”
Steve Carrell - Dan

“You are no different from that beast who sucks the bones you throw to it!”

Valentina Vargas - Angelique

“What's the worst word you can possibly imagine?”

Saoirse Una Ronan - Briony Tallis aged 13

“A little girl being brutalized... a little girl being abused has got nothing to do with the rules and regulations and everything to do with right and wrong.”
Ray Liotta - Henry Oak

“You know, the guy's supposed to be some kind of evil genius, and best he can come up with is a ventriloquist act. What's next, evil juggling?”
Larry Miller - XR

“Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad.”
Dan Castellaneta

“I'm blonde and bad.”
Ivana Miličević

“A magnetic personality doesn't necessarily indicate a good heart.”
Laura Linney

“Nice guys are boring, and bad guys are fun to play.”
Tom Everett Scott

“A bad guy wouldn't think of himself as bad.”
Michael Wincott

“- Debbie Stephens: Jim, this is all a big put on, isn't it? Like Fantasy Island, right?
- Jim Ferguson: Come on, Debbie, it's not that bad. It's only World War I.”

Fiona Hutchison - Debbie Stephens
Alex Hyde-White - Jim Ferguson

“- Ashburn: Could you just close the door on your way out?
- Mullins: I'll shut the door on you. You lay down here and put your head in the door and I'll slam it about 157,000 fucking times.
- Rojas: Aw, shit, girl You'd better run. Run like you're on fire!”
Sandra Bullock - Ashburn
Melissa McCarthy - Mullins
Spoken Reasons - Rojas

“There's something about blasting the shit out of a razorback that brightens up my whole day.”
Bill Kerr - Jake Cullen

“We're all potentially bad and potentially good.”
Stellan Skarsgård

“Even the most despicable person is still a human being.”
Stellan Skarsgård

“- Bonnie Nelson: I'm a good singer! You wouldn't know a singer if it sang you to sleep! You have no heart, do you? No feelings! You're ugly inside and out!
- Ribaldi: Ugly? Ah, that is a word I know the meaning of well.”
Ivey Lloyd - Bonnie Nelson
Joseph Paur - Ribaldi

“- Annette: I've always sort of wanted to be the bad girl...
- Connie: Impossible. But I'll tell you something. You sure have wasted an incredible pair of hooters.”
Annette Funicello - Annette
Connie Stevens - Connie

- Michael "Mike" Ward: He's a worm - the kind you ought to jump on with heavy boots.
- Martin: You'll have to do an awful lot of jumping. The Earth is covered with them.

John McGuire - Michael "Mike" Ward
Cliff Clark - Martin

“This is your badness level. It's unusually high for someone your size. We have to fix that.”

Daveigh Chase - Lilo

I'm feeling particularly evil because today's experiment is a stinky cinematic suppository called "This Island Earth". You may all bow down before me after this stinkburger.
Trace Beaulieu - Dr. Clayton Forrester

“These people may be good, but they are not God. Although a little confirmation would be nice.”
Bruno Ganz - Ernst Jürgen

“- Howard Langston: I gotta tell you, Santa, there's something about this place that doesn't seem quite... Kosher.
- Mall Santa: Kosher? This coming from a guy who assaulted a toddler for a super ball?”
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Howard Langston
Jim Belushi - Mall Santa

“Half-fed slaves building our nation's Capitol. What possible good can come from such a place?”
Laura Linney - Abigail Adams

“- Zaphod Beeblebrox: I'm sensing a lot of hostility from you, Alex.
- Arthur Dent: Arthur!
- Zaphod Beeblebrox: Have you ever tried yoga?”
Sam Rockwell - Zaphod Beeblebrox
Martin Freeman - Arthur Dent

“- Lloyd: She's my mother.
- Gus: She's a fucking bitch, Lloyd.
- Lloyd: You're not supposed to take sides.
- Caroline: No, no, no, thank you so much Gus. Finally somebody else sees.
- Gus: You'd have to be blind not to see.”
Kevin Spacey - Lloyd
Denis Colin Leary - Gus
Judy Davis - Caroline