Behavior quotes

“You have to think like a hero merely to behave like a decent human being.”
Sir Sean Connery - Barley

“- Eve Batiste: Which one did you love best?
- Mozelle Batiste Delacroix: I don't know, Eve. They were all different. Anderson was the handsomest man I had ever seen. Your Uncle Harry, he was the sweetest. And Maynard... Maynard loved me most of all.”

Jurnee Smollett-Bell - Eve Batiste
Debbi Morgan - Mozelle Batiste Delacroix

“- Lilly Raines: Do you make an effort to be obnoxious, or is it a gift?
- Frank Horrigan: It's a gift. Let's face it, half the things we do are window dressing. Take running alongside that limousine: it'd take an anti-tank missile to put a dent in that damn thing. There we are, out for show, trying to make the President look more presidential.”
Rene Russo - Lilly Raines
Clint Eastwood - Frank Horrigan

“- Hildy Johnson: He treats me like a woman.
- Walter Burns: Oh he does, doesn't he? How did I treat you? Like a water buffalo?”

Rosalind Russell - Hildy Johnson
Cary Grant - Walter Burns

“- Jr. Stewardess: He was so crazy. He smashed the window. What was he trying to do, get out?
- Sky Marshal: It's claustrophobia! They'd rather fall to the ground, than stay aboard! I've seen it happen! I've seen it!”

Donna Dixon - Jr. Stewardess
Charles Knapp - Sky Marshal

“Behave yourselves!”
Dan O'Herlihy - Old Man

“The honor code is a living thing. It cannot exist in a vacuum.”
Peter Donat - Headmaster Dr. Bartram

“There was no end to the strange ways on the two-leggeds.”

Matt Damon - Spirit

“You know how Americans are, Kiki. They all love to travel, and then they only want to meet other Americans and talk about how hard it is to get a decent hamburger.”
Robert A. Silverman - Hans

“The world just wants us to fit in, and to fit in, we gotta be like everyone else.”

Holly Hunter - Helen Parr

“- Grumpy: They ain't acting this way for nothing!
- Sleepy: Maybe the old Queen's got Snow White.”

Pinto Colvig - Grumpy
Pinto Colvig - Sleepy

“- Rita: Phil, why weren't you like this last night? You just fell asleep.
- Phil: It was the end of a very long day.”

Andie MacDowell - Rita
Bill Murray - Phil

“To call your recent behavior incompetent would be like calling World War II a spat!”

Barry Corbin - Mr. Emery Collins

“- Dante Hicks: You said you only had sex with three different guys; you never mentioned him!
- Veronica Loughran: Because I never had sex with him.
- Dante Hicks: You sucked his dick!
- Veronica Loughran: We went out a few times. We never had sex but we fooled around.”
Brian O'Halloran - Dante Hicks
Marilyn Ghigliotti - Veronica

“That's one of the advantages of being an adult. You get to act like a kid anytime you feel like it.”

George Clooney - Jack Taylor

“- Carolyn Burnham: Don't you mess with me, mister, or I'll divorce you so fast it'll make your head spin!
- Lester Burnham: On what grounds? I'm not a drunk, I don't fuck other women, I don't mistreat you, I've never hit you... I don't even try to touch you since you've made it so abundantly clear just how unnecessary you consider me to be! But...” (continue)(continue reading)
Annette Bening - Carolyn Burnham
Kevin Spacey - Lester Burnham

“I'm not your daddy, I'm not your boyfriend, so don't be playing games with me. I'm your partner.”

Paul Newman - Fast Eddie Felson

“- Wolf: Virginia, please forgive me! I... I didn't mean to be so rude, it's just that my... my cycle is-is coming on! You see, once a month, I get very irrational and angry and I just wanna pick a fight with anyone who comes near me!
- Virginia Lewis: That sounds familiar.”
Scott Cohen - Wolf
Kimberly Williams-Paisley - Virginia Lewis

“- Hilary: This is where we sleep, but there's no inappropriate behavior allowed.
- Megan: Inappropriate? Like swearing?
- Graham: No, inappropriate like fucking.”
Melanie Lynskey - Hilary
Natasha Lyonne - Megan
Clea DuVall - Graham

“You want tact, call a tactician. You want an ass nailed, you come see Gus Petch.”
Cedric the Entertainer - Gus Petch

“I'm willing to explore the whole being dominated thing, okay? But let's just take it slow.”
Jason Lee - Jack Withrowe

“- Chalmers: What did you do to this?
- Wolff: Emergency repair procedure number one.
- Chalmers: You kicked it?”
Andrea Marcovicci - Chalmers
Peter Strauss - Wolff

I'm told, "don't talk like you normally talk. Watch how you hold your mouth. You look too sour and crabby. Don't get angry. Don't ask too many questions, or they think you're trying to be smart. And never, never, never laugh or you're an uncaring bitch". Well, I can't cry to order, and I won't be squashed into some dumb act for the public... or... (continue)(continue reading)

Meryl Streep - Lindy

“We might have to live here for a long time! Maybe the rest of our lives! If we are stuck here until we get old, then we can't go on acting like kids! We've got to be sensible and make things work!”

Danuel Pipoly - Piggy

I'm talking about the gas chamber, and you haven't even asked me what this is about. You've got a big "Guilty" sign around your neck.
Guy Pearce - Ed Exley