Behavior quotes

“- Meela: What a bright little child. Your mother must be missing you terribly. If you wish to see her again, you'd better behave.
- Alex: Lady, I don't behave for my parents. What makes you think I'm going to do it for you?
- Meela: Because your parents wouldn't slip poisonous snakes into your bed while you were sleeping.”
Patricia Velasquez - Meela
Freddie Boath - Alex

“Alright everybody just act cool. Just like we got back from church.”
Matt Dillon - Bob

“A woman is something soft; something warm when you feel her. When she's naked. When she's touched. Discovered. You see that things happen inside of her. She opens up. Sometimes a woman is sad. Sometimes she's angry. Helpless. Beautiful. Sometimes she's strong. She's still only that one woman.”
Sherilyn Fenn - Helena

“If you don't care what folks says about dis family I does! I is told ya and told ya that you can always tell a lady by the way she eat in front of folks like a bird.”
Hattie McDaniel - Mammy - House Servant

“- Brenda Baker: Don't be a smartass.
- Mike Baker: Ok, I'll be a dumbass.”
Carlin Glynn - Brenda Baker
Justin Henry - Mike Baker

“Wolves make great pets, don't they? So long as that ain't your sheep they're eating...”
Julius Harris - Speedbagger

“- Cinderella: I doubt he has any idea how a girl should be treated.
- Prince Christopher: Like a princess, I suppose.
- Cinderella: No, like a person, with kindness and respect.”
Brandy Norwood - Cinderella
Paolo Montalban - Prince Christopher

“Stay away from drugs, gangs, and cyberporn on the Internet and you can be President of the United States some day.”
Dan Aykroyd - Elwood Blues

“- Mary: You are a peasant.
- Christopher Tracy: What makes me a peasant? How much money I got, or what's in my heart?”
Kristin A. Scott Thomas - Mary Sharon
Prince - Christopher Tracy

“- Blade: You see the valets over there? They're vampires. So's the doorman... and the whore on the corner.
- Karen: How can you tell?
- Blade: By the way they move. The way they smell.”
Wesley Snipes - Blade
N'Bushe Wright - Karen

“Max is like a little dog. He's always sniffing around where it's not polite.”

Maggie Smith - Lily Marlowe

“You can't choose when you're born or when you die, but you can choose how you live.”
Tracy Fraim - David Ritterman

“The more you try to act sane, the crazier you start to look. If you smile too much, you are delusional or you are stifling hysteria. If you don't smile you are depressed. If you remain neutral you are emotionally withdrawn, potentially catatonic.”
Amy Ryan - Carol Dexter

- Francie Brady: You can do one bad thing, can't you, Joe? You can do one bad thing. That doesn't mean for the rest of your life everyone's going to say, "He did it! It's him! He did the bad thing!".
- Joe Purcell: No. And even if they did, what we'd say is that we don't care, we're too busy.
Eamonn Owens - Francie Brady
Alan Boyle - Joe Purcell

“Don King talks black, lives white and thinks green.”
Nona Gaye - Belinda Ali

“You are right, Sean. I misbehaved. I have to be punished. But remember: every time you look in the mirror, you'll see my face.”

John Travolta - Castor Troy

“- Harold 'Happy' Loman: Bob Harrison, he said you were tops, and then you go and do some damn fool thing like whistling whole songs in the elevator like a comedian.
- Biff Loman: Well, so what? I like to whistle sometimes.
- Harold 'Happy' Loman: You don't raise a guy to a responsible job who whistles in the elevator!”
Stephen Lang - Harold 'Happy' Loman
John Malkovich - Biff Loman

“- Dr. John Dolittle: Your daughter's turning into a little wise-ass.
- Lisa Dolittle: Worse. She's turning into a little you.”
Eddie Murphy - Dr. John Dolittle
Kristen Wilson - Lisa Dolittle

“You can't stop something that's inside you!”
Tobey Maguire - David

“It's a wise man who knows when to throw in the towel.”

Robert Preston - Carole "Toddy" Todd

“Your hair got whiter, your ears got bigger, your nose got longer, but you still retain that unique, elusive pain in the ass quality that drives me berserk.”

Walter Matthau - Oscar Madison

“When are you gonna learn, Harry? Sixth sense doesn't count any more. You can't bust suspects because you think they're dirty. Psychic don't cut it!”
Carmen Argenziano - D'Ambrosia

“I usually have at least a month before I am faced with student in women's underwear or an artist's rendering of my persona dangling from the rafters. And we're only in the first week. It's frightening to imagine what could happen by Christmas, isn't it?”

James D. O'Reilly - Mr. Bernhardt

“- Victoria Ware: Fine way for a gentleman to behave.
- James J. Corbett: Oh, darling, that gentleman stuff never fooled you, did it? I'm no gentleman.
- Victoria Ware: In that case, I'm no lady.”

Alexis Smith - Victoria Ware
Errol Flynn - James J. Corbett

“- The Stranger: Do you have to use so many cuss words?
- The Dude: What the fuck you talking about?
- The Stranger: Okay, Dude. Have it your way.”
Sam Elliott - The Stranger
Jeff Bridges - The Dude