Behavior quotes

“- Rick O'Connell: Sorry. Didn't mean to scare you.
- Evelyn Carnahan: The only thing that scares me, Mr. O'Connell, are your manners.”
Brendan Fraser - Rick O'Connell
Rachel Weisz - Evelyn Carnahan

“You are the pussy that always bleed.”
Richard Tyson - Buddy Revell

“Don't be upset, Mrs. Fishpaw. Puberty brings on strange behavior in adolescents!”

Divine - Francine Fishpaw

“The crazier a man is for a woman, the crazier he thinks and the crazier he acts.”
Walter Huston - Doc Holliday

“- Abby: It's... Charlie.
- Santa Claus: Sheen? I thought he straightened out?
- Abby: Not that Charlie.
- Santa Claus: My Charlie. My son Charlie? He's on the naughty list? There's gotta be a mistake.”

Danielle Woodman - Abby
Tim Allen - Santa Claus

“- Diego Rivera: You know, I don't believe in God... but I thank him every day that he kept you safe for me.
- Frida Kahlo: Oh really?... I tell you he's got a lot of explaining to do.”
Alfred Molina - Diego Rivera
Salma Hayek - Frida Kahlo

“- Kevin: I just want to say it was horrible what those kids did. And the whole incident points up a fundamental moral breakdown in our society.
- Mr. Burkewaite: Thank you, Kevin, for your insightful self-righteous indignation.”
Richard Richcreek - Kevin
Jim Metzler - Mr. Burkewaite

“My brother washes out used condoms. You're not getting no money from him.”
Nick Scotti - Frankie

“My dear, either you were born on a extremely rustic community, where good manners are unknown, or you suffer from a common feminine delusion that the mere fact of being a woman exempts you from the rules of civilized conduct.”

Clifton Webb - Waldo Lydecker

“- Mike Regan: Katie behave yourself! Do you want her to think you're unintelligent?
- Katie Mallory: I have to watch my I.Q. when I'm around her?”

James Craig - Mike Regan
Marsha Hunt - Katie Mallory

“I can't imagine what you're like after you actually sleep with someone!”

Gwyneth Paltrow - Maud Bailey

“- Tracy Tzu: You're acting like a child.
- Stanley White: Well, a great man is one who in manhood still keeps the heart of a child.”
Ariane - Tracy Tzu
Mickey Rourke - Stanley White

“I've been quite hard on you, Mildred. But I wouldn't have troubled if I hadn't always thought you had potential.”
Diana Rigg - Miss Constance Hardbroom

“That guy. He's more drama than a Mexican soap opera.”

Matthew Lillard - Luke

“- Harry Callahan: The Doker case is mine. It was at a standstill. I was just trying to break it loose.
- Captain Briggs: Sure, with threats and intimidation!
- Harry Callahan: Any way possible!”
Clint Eastwood - Harry Callahan
Bradford Dillman - Captain Briggs

“She never loved my son Jack. All she ever wanted was that baby. After she had it, she put my son out to pasture, and she took Jackson and poisoned his mind against his father... and me. She'll do the same to you.”

Nina Foch - Alice Baring

“- Carter: Do you know that you're acting exactly like Malcolm?
- Jack Marsden: What's wrong with that?
- Carter: Nothing. It's just kind of creepy.
- Jack Marsden: If I'm acting like Malcolm at all, you should be grateful.
- Carter: Well, Malcolm got himself killed.”
Hank Azaria - Carter
Billy Bob Thornton - Jack Marsden

“If we treat our students like animals, that's exactly how they'll behave!”
Morgan Freeman - Principal Joe Clark

“When she passes, how much passes with her! A whole way of life, a way of gentleness and honor and dignity. These things are going, Henry, and they may never come back to this world.”

Harry Davenport - Colonel Skeffington

“- Xander Harris: Who's a little fear demon? Come on, who's a little fear demon?
- Rupert Giles: Xander, don't taunt it.
- Xander Harris: What, can it hurt me?
- Rupert Giles: No, it's just... tacky.”
Nicholas Brendon - Xander Harris
Anthony Head - Rupert Giles

“Dodgson, a self-confessed and convicted Soviet agent, was able to hold a position of trust here for ten years. It must not happen again. Each of you, not only section heads, but each and every one of you, has simply got to report oddities of behaviour among your colleagues, strange events or anything else that strikes you as out of the ordinary.”
Jan Carey - Miss Donald

“- Fiona: I've seen him, the one you've been writing to. I'm talking about this!
- Debbie: You read my diary? How dare you!
- Fiona: This is my house, and I will not have this immoral behavior in it any longer! I am calling the police. And then I'm calling the school and reporting this devil, Peter. Then I'll call that Asian woman and have you...” (continue)(continue reading)
Peg Shirley - Fiona Long
Rose McGowan - Debbie Strand

“- Lisa Reisert: Whatever you do, it's your own buisness, just as long as you're not...
- Jackson Rippner: What?
- Lisa Reisert: High-jacking the plane.”
Rachel McAdams - Lisa Reisert
Cillian Murphy - Jackson Rippner

“I only got two kids. I didn't adopt you, Al, I married you.”
Linda Fiorentino - Carla

“Act surprised. Walk slowly to the podium. Be modest. Thank them for this incredible honour.”

Reese Witherspoon - Tracy Flick