Behavior quotes

“- Craig Wadsworth: My father, he gave me some advice, before I joined the regiment.
- Indian Bob: Was it good advice?
- Craig Wadsworth: Yes.
- Indian Bob: Did you follow it?
- Craig Wadsworth: No.”
Chris Noth - Craig Wadsworth
Bob Primeaux - Indian Bob

“You're a better man to him than our own father was. You're a good man.”

Ahney Her - Sue

- Chester Lee: You've got to change your behavior.
- Matthew: Oh and what'd I do?
- Chester Lee: What'd you do? A girl doesn't give the opposing team the finger and tell their coach, "Up yours!". A girl doesn't refer to the referee as a blind bastard. A girl doesn't slap another girl on the ass and say, "You're hot stuff!". And a girl doesn't... (continue)(continue reading)
Rodney Dangerfield - Chester Lee
Jonathan Brandis - Matthew

“- Lieutenant William Bligh: I'm no longer surprised myself now that I see the example that's being set by my first officer. Just look at yourself, man, look at the way you're dressed. Come on, you're no better than one of these natives.
- Fletcher Christian Master's Mate: Well, at least I am no worse.
- Lieutenant William Bligh: Mr. Christian, I...” (continue)(continue reading)
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Lieutenant William Bligh
Mel Gibson - Fletcher Christian Master's Mate

“You can never help anything, can you? You're like a leaf that the wind blows from one gutter to another.”
Robert Mitchum - Jeff Bailey

“- Ish: Hey! I want no trouble from you people! You hear me? Behave!
- Mark 'Dags' D'Agastino: I hate when I get blamed for something before I do anything wrong.”

Marvin Ishmael - Ish
Jeremy Renner - Mark 'Dags' D'Agastino

“- Simon Seville: I can't believe you decieved Miss Miller for a package of Tutti Frutti, Theodore.
- Theodore Seville: Two packages!”
Ross Bagdasarian Jr. - Simon Seville
Janice Karman - Theodore Seville

“Be a man of the world in front of your own mirror. It's better that way - mirrors don't talk back.”
Farley Granger - Damian Simonov

“- Sweet Sue: Didn't you girls say you went to a conservatory?
- Daphne: Yes. For a whole year.
- Sweet Sue: I thought you said three years.
- Josephine: We got time off, for good behavior.”
Joan Shawlee - Sweet Sue
Jack Lemmon - Daphne
Tony Curtis - Josephine

“- Ruth Matthews: We all go a little crazy sometimes, doctor.
- Jake Beerlander: Yes, Ms. Matthews, but most of us come back.”
Kathleen Turner - Ruth Matthews
Tommy Lee Jones - Jake Beerlander

“- Rosco Bigger - Fang: You were my friend and you betrayed me!
- David Leary: You thought we were friends? You beat me up, you humiliated me, I'm 35-years-old and I still have nightmares about the fourth grade! That's not what friends do for each other, a friend is supposed to make you feel good about yourself!
- Rosco Bigger - Fang: Really?...” (continue)(continue reading)
Tom Arnold - Rosco Bigger - Fang
Rick Moranis - David Leary

“- Shrek: What're the flowers for?
- Princess Fiona: For getting rid of Donkey.”

Mike Myers - Shrek
Cameron Diaz - Princess Fiona

“- Richard Boyle: How am I a bad Catholic?
- María: You are living in sin. You drink!
- Richard Boyle: Okay, yeah, once in a while...
- María: You sleep with many women... Do you smoke marijuana?
- Richard Boyle: No, that was Rock! He's a troublemaker!”
Elpidia Carrillo - María
James Woods - Richard Boyle

“- Macleane: Still swinging both ways, Rochester?
- Lord Rochester: Jamie, I swing every way.”
Jonny Lee Miller - Macleane
Alan Cumming - Lord Rochester

“How can someone torture a child? How do you erase that sound from your head? Those two are creatures, they're not human beings.”
James Sikking - Dr. Harold Lewin

“- Doug Holt: Either you're mad at me because you're mad at me, or you're mad at me because you like me, because that's how girls act. I don't know much but I know that. So, which is it?
- Pamela Abbott: Both.”
Joaquin Phoenix - Doug Holt
Liv Tyler - Pamela Abbott

“- Bob: I have a younger brother. I hate his guts.
- Secondo: Why?
- Bob: He's cheap.
- Secondo: But he's your brother.
- Bob: He's a person. I hate cheap people.”
Campbell Scott - Bob
Stanley Tucci - Secondo

“If people knew what a comfort to horses a light hand is, and how it keeps a good mouth and a good temper...”
Alan Cumming - Black Beauty

“We're not helping anything by losing our temper. Let's just get our heads together. Whatever we associate in our nervous system determines our behavior. Just relax.”

Christian Slater - Robert Boyd

“Julie, I made you! I taught you everything you know! How to dress, table manners, how to move, how to make love...”
Nina van Pallandt - Anne

“Americans they do not deserve what they have. They have the eyes of small children who are forever looking for the next source of distraction, entertainment, sweet taste in the mouth.”
Ben Kingsley - Behrani

“We got bupkis! We turn ourselves in now, they'll give us twenty years in the electric chair!”

Dan Aykroyd - Mother

“- Andy: Goddammit, Shelly, why do you always have to be such an asshole?
- Shelly: Sorry. And I'm not an asshole, I'm an actor.
- Andy: Same thing.”
Jeffrey Rogers - Andy
Larry Zerner - Shelly

“God got Wendy's periods reversed. About every 28 days she starts acting nice. Lasts about a weekend.”
Matt Fink - Matt Fink - The Revolution

“- Virginia Brush: Why can't you be nice to me once in a while?
- Hugo Barnstead: I've been thinking about it. Then I remember we're married, so why bother?”
Rita Hayworth - Virginia Brush
Jack Carson - Hugo Barnstead