Behavior quotes

“This is not a business, this is show business. Punching below the belt is not only all right, it's rewarded.”
Benicio del Toro - Rex

“Young lady you need to learn how to keep your mouth shut and your legs crossed!”

Kenneth Mars - Mr. Bobrucz

“- Miranda Presley: You're always asking everyone else what they think.
- Linda Lue Linden: That's right. And you know what? I'm not going to do it anymore. If I don't feel like bein' nice to somebody, I'm just goin' to be mean... or at least impolite.”
Samantha Mathis - Miranda Presley
Sandra Bullock - Linda Lue Linden

“- Governor Anthony Cloyden Hayes: My dear young lady, unlike you, I have not spent my life cruising from discotheque to discotheque with my ass hanging out of a french cut bathing suit.
- Phillipa Lloyd: You're missing all the fun, aren't you?
- Governor Anthony Cloyden Hayes: I suspect you're right.”
Peter O'Toole - Governor Anthony Cloyden Hayes
Twiggy - Phillipa Lloyd

“I have done nothing but underhanded, despicable, not even terribly imaginative things since I got here.”
Julia Roberts - Julianne Potter

“- Sherman: You what? You asked her to marry you? What are you, sick?
- Philly: Yeah, I know, I should have played cool. I should have strung her along for a while. That's the way you have to treat women.”

Patrick Piccininni - Sherman
Eric Brown - Philly

“- Dade: What is it with this guy?
- Phreak: His parents missed Woodstock, and he's been making up for it since.”

Jonny Lee Miller - Dade
Renoly Santiago - Phreak

“- Friedrich: I'm Friedrich. I'm fourteen. I'm impossible!
- Maria: [laughing] Really? Who told you that, Friedrich?
- Friedrich: Fraulein Josephine, four governesses ago.”
Nicholas Hammond - Friedrich
Julie Andrews - Maria

“You know, Tracy, for a tough guy you do a lot of pansy things.”
Charlie Korsmo - Kid

“- Jo Christman: We shouldn't be doing this - we're partners.
- Tom Hardy: We should be shot.
- Jo Christman: We should shoot each other.
- Tom Hardy: Too much paperwork.”

Sarah Jessica Parker - Jo Christman
Bruce Willis - Det. Tom Hardy

“- Lloyd Fellowes: The wellsprings of human action are deep and cloudy. Maybe something happened to you when you were a very, very, very small child that made you frightened to let go of groceries.
- Belinda Blair: Or it could be genetic.
- Garry Lejeune: Yes, or it could be... you know.
- Lloyd Fellowes: Could... could well be.”

Sir Michael Caine - Lloyd Fellowes
Marilu Henner - Belinda Blair
John Ritter - Garry Lejeune

“Attention all campers, it's 9:30... and that's lights-out time here at Camp Northstar, 9:30 as you know. Tomorrow is parents day, and you must look rested or Morty will be sent to the state penitentiary.”
Bill Murray - Tripper

“- Frank: The sixties sure were good to you, weren't they?
- Lauren: Frank, that's right. Think back to the sixties. People did things for each other.
- Frank: They were wasted.”
George Carlin - Frank
Shelley Lee Long - Lauren

“- Adam: Why does O.T. have a knife in his mouth? Does he really expect trouble?
- Stu: Nah, he always wanted to swim with one. He saw it once on television.”
Perry Lang - Adam
Paul Land - Stu

“- Maurine Collier: I just don't understand what went wrong. His whole life he was so grown-up, so polite.
- Karen Collier: War changes people.
- Maurine Collier: War doesn't make you rude to your parents!”

Kathy Bates - Maurine Collier
Kimberly Williams-Paisley - Karen Collier

“- Jimmy Boots: You think those whales piss in that water?
- Jelly: No, I think they use the men's room next to the Burger King.”
Richard C. Castellano - Jimmy Boots
Joe Viterelli - Jelly

“- Arlo: We're heroes, my man. It's time to start acting like it. Quit limping around like that.
- Tim Mason: Excuse me, I got a bullet in my leg.
- Arlo: Always the negative with you.”
Cuba Gooding Jr. - Arlo
Skeet Ulrich - Tim Mason

“Doctor Talbot says that you're an extrovert and I'm an introvert.”

Jean Harlow - Kitty Packard

“- Larry Simpson: Theresa, your father... has he always had a one-track mind?
- Theresa Mazzetti: You know his bark is worse than his bite. He means well.
- Larry Simpson: I guess if I had a daughter as pretty as you are, I'd probably act the same way.”
Mark Harmon - Larry Simpson
Angela Cartwright - Theresa Mazzetti

- Yellowbeard: Betrayin's all part of piratin'. If you don't know that you're not even close to being a pirate, "Prawn of my loins", my foot!
- Dan: What?
- Yellowbeard: You're either born a pirate or not! It's in the blood Dan, and it's not in your blood or you'd have betrayed me long ago!
Graham Arthur Chapman - Yellowbeard
Martin Hewitt - Dan

“- Farmer Ted: I know I came on kinda like a poozer on the bus tonight and everything. But... that's just so my friends won't think, you know, I'm a jerk.
- Samantha: But they're all pretty much jerks, though, aren't they?
- Farmer Ted: Yeah, but the thing is, I'm kinda like the leader, you know? Kinda like the king of the dipshits.”
Anthony Michael Hall - Farmer Ted
Molly Ringwald - Samantha

“- Billy Kwan: You just don't think about the major issues. You do whatever you can about the misery that's in front of you. Add your light to the sum of light. You think that's naïve?
- Guy Hamilton: Yup.
- Billy Kwan: It's all right. Most journalists do.
- Guy Hamilton: We can't afford to get involved.
- Billy Kwan: Typical journo's answer.”
Linda Hunt - Billy Kwan
Mel Gibson - Guy Hamilton

“I'm a monster. My only pleasure is tormenting those people who work for me.”
Tom Wilkinson - Robert Beaumont

In "The Amityville Horror", the ghost told them to get out of the house. White people stayed in there. Now that's a hint and a half for your ass. A ghost say get the fuck out, I would just tip the fuck out the door! Lou Walker looked in the toilet bowl, there was blood in the toilet. And said, "That's peculiar". I would've been in the house... (continue)(continue reading)
Eddie Murphy - Eddie Murphy

“It's been twenty years since we had a little cuddle, and what do you do? Come in and give me a kiss? No, you rush in and hack a hole in the wall.”

Madeline Kahn - Betty