Behavior quotes

“- Daphne: I'm looking for clues behind the strange behavior of the college students.
- Voodoo Maestro: Well, here's a clue for you: purple is a fall color. It's the middle of May!”

Sarah Michelle Gellar - Daphne
Miguel A. Núñez Jr. - Voodoo Maestro

“One: never underestimate your opponent. Expect the unexpected. Two: take it outside. Never start anything inside unless it's absolutely necessary. And three: be nice.”
Patrick Swayze - Dalton

“- Jenny: What are you doing?
- Ricky: Kissing you.
- Jenny: Well, you didn't ever ask.
- Ricky: Ask what?
- Jenny: Ask if I wanted to kiss you.”

Allison Mack - Jenny
JoJo Adams - Ricky

“All men die, my friend. But Allah says it's what we do before we die that counts.”
Alexander Siddig - Kareem Nazir

“Treat a queen like a whore and a whore like a queen. You can't go wrong.”
Carl Chase - Frank

“Under extreme duress, people are capable of extraordinary behavior. That's what happened when your brother violently attacked the killer. At that moment, it was perfectly normal for him to act to protect himself.”

Paul Lukather - Doctor

“- Frank Sutton: So you're a tough guy, huh?
- Harry Madox: No, you're the tough guy. I'm worse.”
William Sadler - Frank Sutton
Don Johnson - Harry Madox

“- Baxter: How can we maintain decorum if our spiritual leader is trying to put his hand up Miss Cascara's skirt?
- Dolores: You prefer he put his hand up my skirt?
- Baxter: At least you're used to it. You won't scream.”
Sir Michael Caine - Baxter
Brenda Vaccaro - Dolores

“It's how we keep from destroying in turn our own children and terrorizing the women who have the misfortune to love us; how we absent ourselves from the tradition of male violence; how we decline the seduction of revenge.”
Willem Dafoe - Rolfe Whitehouse

“No wonder you're a nervous wreck. You're not going crazy. You're just becoming a mother.”

Todd Allen - Jim Morar

- Brandon Sinclair: Has Linda been acting strange lately? She hasn't been to a single one of her classes all week.
- Jim Morar: What do you mean "strange"?
- Brandon Sinclair: Like nervous tension, insomnia, nausea, any kind of erratic behavior?
- Jim Morar: How did you know?
- Brandon Sinclair: She's been swearing a lot. I think Linda's been... (continue)(continue reading)

Stephen Nichols - Brandon Sinclair
Todd Allen - Jim Morar

“You look older than you are and you certainly act older than you are.”
Patrick Wilson - Jeff Kohlver

“There has been a great deal of damaging testimony against you. Your behavior, to say the least, has been most strange. But in the opinion of the court, you are not only sane, but you're the sanest man that ever walked into this courtroom!”

H.B. Warner - Judge May

“- Anne Shirley: Our friendship, it won't ever be the same now. Why can't he just be sensible instead of acting like a sentimental schoolboy?
- Marilla Cuthbert: Because he loves you.”
Megan Follows - Anna Shirley Cuthbert
Colleen Dewhurst - Marilla Cuthbert

“- Dan: I haven't raped her!
- Yellowbeard: No, you wouldn't have you poncy little git! You're not the prawn of my loins, your mother's a bloody liar! That's what I liked about her!”
Martin Hewitt - Dan
Graham Arthur Chapman - Yellowbeard

“When Johnny's in that mood, he's a madman! He's a maniac! And then things happen. Horrible things...”

Peter Lorre - Dr. Einstein

“- Lassparri: Never in my life have I received such treatment. They threw an apple at me.
- Otis B. Driftwood: Well, watermelons are out of season.”
Walter Woolf King - Lassparri
Groucho Marx - Otis B. Driftwood

“You know, when you have kids to raise, you yell.”

Jessica Walter - Fern

“I may have lost my heart, but not my self-control.”
Gwyneth Paltrow - Emma Woodhouse

“- Jack McGurn: I agree to hand out a bundle of leaflets, and you act as if I'm going out to kill someone.
- Lily Yuriko Kawamura: Because you know one thing will lead to another, and it'll make you crazy. You can't spit against Heaven, Jack!
- Jack McGurn: Oh, don't give me that Japanese shit!”
Dennis Quaid - Jack McGurn
Tamlyn Tomita - Lily Yuriko Kawamura

“The artist has a special temperament, and he must live his life exclusively with those who understand it.”
Frank Puglia - Villeneuve

“I assure you, Mr. Ahrens, that Dr. Watson is the very soul of discretion.”

Basil Rathbone - Sherlock Holmes

“I really like you, Tomas. You are the complete opposite of kitsch. In the kingdom of kitsch you would be a monster.”
Lena Olin - Sabina

“It's funny how a man reacts when his heart has been broken. Some men break down and cry like a baby. And some others take an uzi and climb a clock tower.”
Rex Allen Jr. - Narrator

“Get yourself some flowers, good clothes, good food, a car, and learn how to use words like 'non-committal', and you are a date and a half, man.”
Rick Ducommun - Henry