Behavior quotes

“Last time I smoked that stuff, they found me on top of the Sears Tower trying to build a nest.”

Robin Williams - Jack Moniker

“Teenagers mess up. You know man, that's what they do best.”
Charles S. Dutton - George

“There's seven little chairs. Must be seven little children. And from the look of this table, seven untidy little children.”

Adriana Caselotti - Snow White

“- Kevin Flynn: She still leave her clothes all over the floor?
- Lora: Flynn!
- Alan Bradley: No!
- Lora: Alan!
- Alan Bradley: I mean, not that often.
- Lora: Now you can see why all his friends are 14 years old!”
Jeff Bridges - Kevin Flynn
Cindy Morgan - Lora
Bruce Boxleitner - Alan Bradley

When we address someone with respect, we are more often than likely to get respect - not always, but more often than you think, and if you're smart, that ought to be enough. Common courtesy - "please", "thank you", "excuse me"... magical words, magical words.
Sir Sidney Poitier - Mark Thackeray

“Everybody wants results but nobody wants to do what they have to do to get them done.”
Clint Eastwood - Harry Callahan

“I'm really sorry about the way I've been acting lately. It's just that this is a really hard transition for me and I've... been confused. But I'm not confused anymore... Please don't give up on me.”

Alyssa Milano - Lily Leonetti

“- Vincent Talbot: I must apologize for my behavior in the office, it's just that your appearance was a bit of a shock to me.
- Elvira: It's okay. My appearance is kind of a shock to everybody.”
William Morgan Sheppard - Vincent Talbot
Cassandra Peterson - Elvira

“- Johnny Fontane: A month ago he bought the rights to this book, a best seller. The main character is a guy just like me. I wouldn't even have to act, just be myself. Oh, Godfather, I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do...
[All of a sudden, Don Vito Corleone rises from his chair and gives Johnny Fontane a savage shake]
- Don Vito...” (continue)(continue reading)

Al Martino - Johnny Fontane
Marlon Brando - Don Vito Corleone

“That's what keeps a relationship going through the years. Like heroin, I mean heroin's got a great fucking personality.”
Jonny Lee Miller - Sick Boy

“These guys are a fucking disgrace!”

Allan F. Nicholls - Upton

I can remember a time in this country when men were proud to get cancer, goddammit! It was a sign of manhood! John Wayne had cancer twice. Second time, they took out one of his lungs. He said, "Take 'em both! I don't fuckin' need 'em! I'll grow gills and breathe like a fish".
Denis Colin Leary - Himself

“- Lynn Bracken: He takes a cut of our earnings and invests it for us. He doesn't let us use narcotics and he doesn't abuse us. Can your policeman's mentality grasp those contradictions?
- Bud White: He had you cut to look like Veronica Lake.
- Lynn Bracken: No. I'm really a brunette, but the rest is me.”

Kim Basinger - Lynn Bracken
Russell Crowe - Bud White

“- Santa: Don't do this! Naughty children never get any presents!
- Shock: I think he might be too big!
- Lock: No, he's not. If he can go down a chimney, he can fit... down... here!”

Edward Ivory - Santa
Catherine O'Hara - Shock
Paul Reubens - Lock

“Chivalry is not only dead, it's decomposed.”
Rudy Vallee - J.D. Hackensacker III

“- Stevenson Lowe: What went wrong?
- Lily Marlowe: Max has his faults. There were many women to whom he was not, shall we say, indifferent.”
James Spader - Stevenson Lowe
Maggie Smith - Lily Marlowe

“- Mrs. Doctor Graves: Poor Daddy's been under such a strain recently.
- Mary Graves: If you ask me, he's acting like he just killed someone.
- Mrs. Doctor Graves: Mary! Your father's a doctor... He kills people every day.”
Stella Stevens - Mrs. Doctor Graves
Julia Duffy - Mary Graves

“- Dudley Smith: For the love of God, don't be a detective. Stick to assignments where you don't have...
- Ed Exley: Dudley, I know you mean well, but I don't need to do it the way you did. Or my father.”

James Cromwell - Dudley Smith
Guy Pearce - Ed Exley

“- Alison Kantrowitz: I never have to listen to you ever again. I saw you. I was there. You should have seen yourself. You looked disgusting! I'm the teenager! Not you! You had your chance.
- Pearl Kantrowitz: No. I didn't.
- Alison Kantrowitz: Well then why do the rest of us have to suffer just because you fucked up your life!”

Anna Paquin - Alison Kantrowitz
Diane Lane - Pearl Kantrowitz

“You stick your dick in my mouth and now you get an attack of morality?”

Demi Moore - Meredith Johnson

“- Wally Cook: Where's your sense of chivalry?
- Oliver Stone: My chivalry? Aren't you just a trifle confused, Mr. Cook? You hit her!
- Wally Cook: That's entirely different! I love her!”

Fredric March - Wally Cook
Walter Connolly - Oliver Stone

“Well you're a nice guy! You'd be surprised how many customers treat me like snot, like I'm a goddamn plumber or somethin'.”
Jim Carrey - The Cable Guy

“Remember how in first grade, little boys would chase little girls around the playground, but whenever they'd catch one, they'd get all confused and embarassed and wouldn't know what to do with them? That's... basically my love life.”
Karin Anger - Lily
Robert May - Jim

“Cats are funny. They don't want to hurt you, but if you scare them they go crazy.”
Abner Biberman - Charlie How-Come

“I recall our blessed Lord said: here is a new commandment I give to you. That you love one another as I loved you. Surely it is not blasphemy to take that message to the shores of Africa or across the ocean sea.”

Georges Corraface - Christopher Columbus