Behavior quotes

“- Professor Porter: Oh, Janie Jane! What an amazing discovery! A man with no language, no human behavior...
- Jane: And no respect for personal boundaries.”

Nigel Hawthorne - Professor Porter
Minnie Driver - Jane

“That's Frieda, our maid. Personally I think she was Hitler's maid at Berchtesgaden.”
Natasha Lyonne - DJ

“- Cappie: I was out with this terrible case of hepatitis for a couple months. And he came by my house everyday and brought my books to me. I still don't know why he did.
- Maggie: Because you're nice to him.
- Cappie: I didn't used to be. I used to treat him like everybody else does.
- Maggie: Why do people do that?
- Cappie: I don't know,...” (continue)(continue reading)

Charlie Sheen - Cappie
Kerri Green - Maggie

“- Jeannie Conway: Don't you think someone should say something?
- Samantha Pringle: For what, a nosebleed? I've had them since I was a kid. Ice will take care of it. I just forgot to fill the tray.
- Jeannie Conway: Sam, I don't like this.
- Samantha Pringle: I hate them.
- Jeannie Conway: You know what I mean. It's criminal. He could go to...” (continue)(continue reading)

Anne Twomey - Jeannie Conway
Kristy Swanson - Samantha Pringle

- Larry: This Doctor's poking around with all of the delicacy and compassion of Josef Mengele. And I'm warning him, "Listen, I'm gonna pass out!". And he said, "Oh, no, of course you're not, old boy. Of course you're not". Next thing you know, I'm on the floor and he's standing there like he's the one who needs help!
- Bill: Probably was afraid... (continue)(continue reading)

Andrew Robinson - Larry
Kenneth Nelson - Bill

“- Mike O'Hara: Why did you do that for?
- Jimmy Flaherty: I am sick and tired of your bullshit!”

Daniel Stern - Mike O'Hara
Dan Aykroyd - Jimmy Flaherty

“Mmm, maybe I misjudged Stromberg. Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.”
Sir Roger Moore - James Bond

“- Jack Slater: Is this the day you were talking about saving?
- Danny Madigan: Don't see you doing anything.
- Jack Slater: I wouldn't wanna steal your thunder.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Jack Slater
Austin O'Brien - Danny Madigan

“- Sally Gerber: You know you did everything you could. Don't you?
- Red Garnett: I don't know nothing. Not one damn thing.”

Laura Dern - Sally Gerber
Clint Eastwood - Red Garnett

“- Lampy: You were never this nice to him before, and all of a sudden now you're nice to him all the time, and I don't know. I'm, uh, I'm just trying to understand, trying to figure out what it all means.
- Toaster: Well, it's kind of hard to describe. It's like being next to a new loaf of bread.”

Timothy Stack - Lampy
Deanna Oliver - Toaster

“Your ignorance is exceeded only by your charm, Captain. How can we expect them to behave if we act barbarically ourselves?”

Richard Liberty - Logan

“You stood there and let me beat a defenseless woman?”

Fredric March - Wally Cook

“- Dr. Terrence Bey: Compared to you, the other plagues were a joy!
- Evelyn Carnahan: I am so very sorry. It was an accident.
- Dr. Terrence Bey: My girl, when Rameses destroyed Syria, that was an accident. You are a catastrophe!”
Erick Avari - Dr. Terrence Bey
Rachel Weisz - Evelyn Carnahan

“That's what show business is all about. Acting like an idiot. It's not you, you're just doing your job. You know what I mean. Look at it this way, most people feel like idiots most of the time. But they don't get paid for it.”
Michael J. Fox - Michael Chapman

“- Ergo: My name is no jest, beanpole. It's all very well to have a short name when you're twenty feet tall, but small people need large names to give them weight.
- Rell the Cyclops: Your actions give you weight, my friend.”
David Battley - Ergo
Bernard Bresslaw - Cyclops

“I will not have you running around in public acting like a fool and dressing like a hermaphrodite.”
Donald Symington - Ernest Dalby

“- Dr. John Dolittle: You need to relax your mind...
- Compulsive Dog: You're the person. You throw the ball. I'm the dog. I get it.”
Eddie Murphy - Dr. John Dolittle
Gilbert Gottfried - Compulsive Dog

“I'm 56-years-old. I can't blame anybody for anything I do.”
Robert Forster - Max Cherry

“- John Hammond: Don't worry, I'm not making the same mistakes again.
- Ian Malcolm: No, you're making all new ones.”
Richard Attenborough - John Hammond
Jeff Goldblum - Ian Malcolm

“- Stanley White: You were right, I was wrong. Sorry. I'd like to be a nice guy. I would. I just don't know how to be nice.
- Tracy Tzu: You're really cracked, you know that?”

Mickey Rourke - Stanley White
Ariane - Tracy Tzu

“- Kate Moseley: You are an immature asshole of the lowest order.
- Doug Dorsey: If it was forty below and that button meant the difference between a long satisfying life and a cold horrible death from hypothermia, I still wouldn't give you the satisfaction!”

Moira Kelly - Kate Moseley
D.B. Sweeney - Doug Dorsey

“Every tree is known by its fruit. This woman has brought forth bad fruit.”
Harry Northup - Preacher

“- Sheila Bryant: Can I sit on your lap?
- Zach: Do you always come on like this?
- Sheila Bryant: No. Sometimes I'm aggressive.”
Vicki Frederick - Sheila Bryant
Michael Douglas - Zach

“Don't get too cocky, my boy. No matter how good you are, don't ever let them see you coming. That's the gaffe, my friend. You gotta keep yourself small. Innocuous. Be the little guy. You know, the nerd, the leper, shit-kicking surfer.”
Al Pacino - John Milton

“If we'd made love last night I'd have to stay. Or you'd have to leave.”
Harrison Ford - John Book