Behavior quotes

“Then... you're telling me your rude behavior and total lack of respect for me is just your natural personality and not in any way related to undue stress?”
Helen Slater - Mary

“- Jeff Kohlver: You and your mom are both wacked?
- Hayley Stark: There's that whole nature versus nurture question, isn't it? Was I born a cute, vindictive, little bitch or did society make me that way? I go back and forth on that.”
Patrick Wilson - Jeff Kohlver
Ellen Page - Hayley Stark

“- Dr. John Dolittle: You're suffering from obsessive-compulsive behavior.
- Compulsive Dog: Throw the ball!
- Dr. John Dolittle: When you want the ball, think about something else...
- Compulsive Dog: Don't say anything more! Throw the ball!”
Eddie Murphy - Dr. John Dolittle
Gilbert Gottfried - Compulsive Dog

“- Max Devlin: I got until midnight, May 15th. That's our deal. Look, I'm... I'm telling you. I'm trying to get these people so hooked on me, they'll sign anything. That takes time. Now, if I go too fast, I'm liable to blow the whole deal!
- Barney Satin: I like your style, Max. You're a devious fellow.”
Elliott Gould - Max Devlin
Bill Cosby - Barney Satin

“Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every New Yorker's God-given right.”
David Margulies - The Mayor of NY

“Kicking a dying man isn't very nice. But first, I wanted to, and second, it's no risk. This hurts me more than you.”

Philippe Noiret - Lucien Cordier

“- Principal Shippy: He violated school property and he flouted the law.
- Caroline Wolff Hansen: Can you say that in English, please?
- Principal Shippy: He wrote obscene words on the wall.”

Lee Wilkof - Principal Shippy
Ellen Barkin - Caroline

“Did he cry at the funeral? Face it Linda, the man has ice in his veins. I've known him since I was seven and I never seen him cry once... not for anybody or anything.”

Stephen Nichols - Brandon Sinclair

“- Joey: I'm itchy and I want to go home.
- Adele Burbridge: You may go stand in the corner until you can talk like a little boy.”

Jeffrey Wiseman - Joey
Doris Hess - Adele Burbridge

“This is national TV. So don't pick your noses or scratch your nuts.”

Charles Durning - Coach Johnson

“Since you can't seem to read my subtle signals, I'll help you out. Piss! Off!”

Jennifer Love Hewitt - Page Conners

“- Virginia Brush: Either he's an old friend of the family's or there's something in your eye.
- Amy Lind: I never saw him before in my life until a few minutes ago when I passed Fisher's drug store.
- Virginia Brush: He followed you here?
- Amy Lind: No. I followed him.”

Rita Hayworth - Virginia Brush
Olivia Mary de Beauvoir de Havilland - Amy Lind

“- Raychel: You're like shy, but you're outgoing. You're insecure but your conceited. Then some things you're totally clueless and other things you get in like two fucking seconds. So I'm confused.
- Meg Kennedy: Is that supposed to be a compliment?
- Raychel: See, now you're like dissed but also flattered.”
Mariah Carey - Raychel
Mira Sorvino - Meg Kennedy

“- Po: It's just plain old noodle soup? You don't add some kind of special sauce or something?
- Mr. Ping: Don't have to. To make something special you just have to believe it's special.”
Jack Black - Po
James Hong - Mr. Ping

“You know, people often say things in anger they don't really mean.”
David Koechner - Larabee

“Everything I am is an illusion.”
Matt Dillon - David Walsh

“It's my one day off, and you gotta tear around here? Now just, just cool it, kid. You're a girl, not a racehorse.”

Ron Eldard - Glen Waddell

“I would that I had been worthy to kiss the hem of her garment. Never during our marital bliss did she cause me one moment's uneasiness.”

Cary Grant - Jerry Warriner

“Los Angeles is perfect for her. It's a city of the future. Anything goes. Totally mobile population. No one's a stranger. Very little in this town is taboo or unacceptable. Whatever she does, no one's going to notice.”

Alfred Molina - Dr. Stephen Arden

- Jim Levenstein: Maybe we should give him a chance. You know, I think... I think that underneath all the "fucks" and "shits" and "blow me's", there's a very sensitive person who's just thirsty for acceptance. That's... that's what I think.
- Michelle Flaherty: Oh, Jim... you gotta stop masturbating... it's melting your brain.

Jason Biggs - Jim Levenstein
Alyson Hannigan - Michelle Flaherty

“- Angelo Ruggiero: Galione, you always snort on a hit?
- Ralph Galione: Sharpens my concentration.
- John Gotti: Good, start concentration!”
Vincent Pastore - Angelo Ruggiero
Michael A. Miranda - Ralph Galione
Armand Assante - John Gotti

“- Quentin: It's just amazing how you've always analyzed everybody else's shit and then you don't do the same thing for your own self.
- Harper Stewart: Will you chill?
- Quentin: No, because you've done dirt too, motherfucker, and you're doing more dirt! That's right. You're fucking Jordan tonight, remember? Jordan. See, you ain't any better...” (continue)(continue reading)
Terrence Howard - Quentin
Taye Diggs - Harper Stewart

“That girl is developing some really bad karma.”
Larisa Oleynik - Dawn Schafer

“Better be without sense than misapply it as you do.”
Jeremy Northam - Mr Knightley

“- Senator John Lerman: We're due at the capitol and you're porking the math teacher?
- Miss Tracy Milford: Keyboarding teacher.
- Senator John Lerman: Whatever.”
Lawrence Dane - Senator John Lerman
Valerie Mahaffey - Miss Tracy Milford