Behavior quotes

“- Tom Wingo: This is not about me!
- Susan Lowenstein: Then, why are you so upset?”

Nick Nolte - Tom Wingo
Barbra Streisand - Susan Lowenstein

“- Cecil: They talk out loud in the theatre once the feature has begun.
- Honey: Oh, that really is unforgivable, Fidget.
- Fidget: Okay, okay! My parents are the enemies of film!”

Stephen Dorff - Cecil
Melanie Griffith - Honey Whitlock
Eric Barry - Fidget

“- Senior Flight Attendant: Excuse me! This is not a motel!
- Jackson Rippner: Sure.”

Suzie Plakson - Senior Flight Attendant
Cillian Murphy - Jackson Rippner

“Let me tell you a little something about nature. I'm a dog, and I act like a dog. I don't try to be anybody else. We are who we are, and you are a doctor who can talk to animals. That's who you are.”

Norm MacDonald - Lucky

“Cats don't chew on things you beat them with.”
Christopher Scott Cherot - Lee Plenty

“- Moana: Why are you acting weird?
- Gramma Tala: I'm the village crazy lady. That's my job.”
Auli'i Cravalho - Moana
Rachel House - Gramma Tala

“Don't start trying to do the right thing, boy. You haven't the practice.”

James Cromwell - Dudley Smith

“- Peter Pervensie: Don't you ever get tired of being treated like a kid?
- Edmund Pevensie: We are kids!
- Peter Pevensie: Well, I wasn't always.”
William Moseley - Peter Pevensie

“Can't you understand? I'm trying to do something noble for once in my life. Now get out of here before I change my mind. Come on.”

Cary Grant - Walter Burns

“A piece of advice. Never hurl in front of your woman. Something to live by.”
Paul Hogan - Porter Ricks

“- Larry: You forget you're dealing with a clinical observer of the human carnival.
- Anna: Am I, now?
- Larry: Oh, yes.
- Anna: You seem more like the cat that got the cream, you can stop licking yourself.”
Clive Owen - Larry
Julia Roberts - Anna

“We are all programmed to believe that if a guy acts like a total jerk that means he likes you.”
Ginnifer Goodwin - Gigi

“- Walter: Why is everybody looking at me that way?
- Brian Mars: Because you're being asshole-ish.
- Walter: Well, it's very asshole-ish of you to say so!”
Dennis Dun - Walter
Jameson Parker - Brian Mars

“- Melanie Parker: Your Peter Pan complex is so 90's.
- Jack Taylor: What Peter Pan complex?
- Melanie Parker: The one you're so proud of.
- Jack Taylor: Do you have any friends?
- Melanie Parker: I don't have time for friends.
- Jack Taylor: That's because of your Captain Hook complex.”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Melanie Parker
George Clooney - Jack Taylor

“- Sarah: Why does Han hate you so much?
- Frank: Not enough hugs as a child.”
Mary-Louise Parker - Sarah
Bruce Willis - Frank

“You're behaving like a romantic girl of eighteen.”

Gladys Cooper - Mrs. Henry Vale

“This is the story of my older brother's strange criminal behaviour and disappearance. We who loved him no longer speak of Wade. It's as if he never existed.”
Willem Dafoe - Rolfe Whitehouse

“- Duncan McDermott: Drinking? Taking dope? Harassing innocent people? I am shocked at your behavior. And to think you wanted me, an impressionable youth...
- Kit McDermott: Shut up.
- Duncan McDermott: Well, thank heavens I crawled up with a good book instead.”
Sean Astin - Duncan McDermott
Dermot Mulroney - Kit McDermott

- Aunt Helen: Be careful how you treat him.
- Sybylla Melvyn: What do you mean?
- Aunt Helen: You know what they say "Heed the spark or you may dread the fire".
Wendy Hughes - Aunt Helen
Judy Davis - Sybylla Melvyn

“- Bruce: I hope you realize you've just committed assault.
- Henry Desalvo: I know. There was a time when you actually had to hit somebody.”

Michael McShane - Bruce
Dennis Farina - Henry Desalvo

“- Gretchen Ross: You're weird.
- Donnie Darko: Sorry.
- Gretchen Ross: No, that was a compliment actually.”
Jena Malone - Gretchen Ross
Jake Gyllenhaal - Donnie Darko

“- Agent 23: If you don't follow the rules here then what are we?
- The Chief: I'm telling you what we're not, we're not people who jam staples into other people's heads, that's CIA crap.”
The Rock - Agent 23
Alan Arkin - The Chief

“From my experience, anger, frustration, insult, they all call for... they all call for different responses.”
Kevin Costner - Ethan Renner

“- Roberta Guaspari: Is it my imagination, or does everybody here hate me?
- Isabel Vasquez: Look, it's hard to fit in when you're doing a special program. People figure you're not gonna be here very long, so they don't make the effort. It may take a while for folks to warm up to you, but they don't hate you.”

Meryl Streep - Roberta Guaspari
Gloria Estefan - Isabel Vasquez

“The only reason people are nice to me is because I have more money than God.”
Shirley MacLaine - Ouiser Boudreaux